Re:Kill?! Can't they find a peaceful way?!
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They should have a Rat/Seabird peace accords at Camp David. And hey, it'll probably be more successful than the Palestinian/Israeli peace accords... because even animals are more intelligent and sensible than those two fuckwit countries. Personally I think we should drop a neutron bomb on Bethlehem and claim everything east of Egypt and west of Iraq as our fifty-first state: Bloody Beach, "The Oil State."
Actually, this will solve all sorts of problems... being closer to its natural source, we'll be better able to fight terrorism. And we can feed the bodies of the dead Jews and Arabs to all of those cannibal heathens whom we're always giving "foreign aid" (read: you no workee, but you get free foodee) to. And Bloody Beach will make it much easier for us to launch the Asian** War (again China and North Korea).
Man, am I sick of hearing the news about Israel and Palestine every day. What? You say that there was a suicide bomb attack? You don't say!! I would never have guessed, especially because there are suicide bombings every day!! Eh? How do I know that? Because you tell me, every day!! You might as well report on the sun coming up and call it "news." Blah blah blah, bloody conflict, blah blah blah, peace talks breaking down. Americans don't care, and we shouldn't, because the only effect it will possibily have on us is making gas prices go up. We're a little busy right now -- see, a whole other group of Middle Eastern fuckwits are trying to blow things up in our homeland. And things are made worse by a bunch of liberal scum who refuse to accept that they have a homeland, and that it's the US, and they're going to have to forget their usual sad "equal rights" (i.e. more rights for minorities, fewer rights for the majority) and "protect the environment" (i.e. make it impossible to sustain our American lifestyle) and "campaing finance reform" (i.e. make it impossible for conservatives to buy air time, so that the liberal-bias media will be be free to promote liberal agenda, apparently uncriticised) BULLSHIT and watch the backs of their countrymen.
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** Why do yellow people think it's cool to call themselves "Azn?" I must be missing something -- how does misspelling your ethnicity show "ethnic pride?" You live in a Western country and you wear Western clothes and you speak a Western language; you're about as "Azn" as President Bush. If you're so proud of your ethnicity, learn your ancestors' language and write your ethnicity using your people's own language, don't just take an English adjective-- a pretty recent one, I might add; ten years ago you were "orientals;" twenty, "gooks" (hey, I'm no fan of racial slurs, but we were fighting an "Azn" country and I'm not going to rewrite history to hide bigotry. I'm of German blood and have no false ideas about the mistreatment my Americanized family received during WWII). I play a lot of FPS games online, and always laugh at the idiots playing with "Azn" in their names. Yes, we -- meaning all intelligent people -- are laughing at your sad attempt to be cool. Hey, I'm white, maybe I should start telling everyone that I'm "whyt." Oh, wait, I forgot.. militant racism is fine for minorities ("Azns," ghetto kids, Zionists) but it's "bigotry" for a European person to have anything but hatred for his ancestors. You know what? I'm not naturally bigoted, but I'm going to become a racist if my people don't stop being oppressed. Revisionist history and affirmative action are going to to a lot more harm -- in the form of violent backlash -- to minorities in the long run than they will help minorities in the short run.
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Hey, speaking of BULLSHIT, what do you think of the latest lawsuit against Phillip Morris? It cracks me up that these losers get any money at all -- hey, you brain-damaged bitch, low-tar cigarettes may be better than unfiltered ones, but they're still bad! Jesus Fucking Christ on a motherfucking pogo stick, anyone who continued smoking after the mandatory warning labels were added to the packages has no fucking excuse in hell for complaining. Hey, assholes! Alcohol kills brain cells and destroys your liver! Why not sue alcohol companies? I don't see warning labels on their products, which are just as harmful as cigarettes! GET A CLUE, FUCKTARDS -- tobacco may have fucked up your lungs, but you were born stupid, so you have no right to complain to the company that supplied the poison that you purchased and inhaled, knowing all the while that it was a health risk.
We live in such a stupid world with so many stupid people that it makes you want to kill yourself.
Or kill other people.
And that, my friends, is why John Walker Lindh is innocent.
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Actually, this will solve all sorts of problems... being closer to its natural source, we'll be better able to fight terrorism. And we can feed the bodies of the dead Jews and Arabs to all of those cannibal heathens whom we're always giving "foreign aid" (read: you no workee, but you get free foodee) to. And Bloody Beach will make it much easier for us to launch the Asian** War (again China and North Korea).
Man, am I sick of hearing the news about Israel and Palestine every day. What? You say that there was a suicide bomb attack? You don't say!! I would never have guessed, especially because there are suicide bombings every day!! Eh? How do I know that? Because you tell me, every day!! You might as well report on the sun coming up and call it "news." Blah blah blah, bloody conflict, blah blah blah, peace talks breaking down. Americans don't care, and we shouldn't, because the only effect it will possibily have on us is making gas prices go up. We're a little busy right now -- see, a whole other group of Middle Eastern fuckwits are trying to blow things up in our homeland. And things are made worse by a bunch of liberal scum who refuse to accept that they have a homeland, and that it's the US, and they're going to have to forget their usual sad "equal rights" (i.e. more rights for minorities, fewer rights for the majority) and "protect the environment" (i.e. make it impossible to sustain our American lifestyle) and "campaing finance reform" (i.e. make it impossible for conservatives to buy air time, so that the liberal-bias media will be be free to promote liberal agenda, apparently uncriticised) BULLSHIT and watch the backs of their countrymen.
<mini-rant>
** Why do yellow people think it's cool to call themselves "Azn?" I must be missing something -- how does misspelling your ethnicity show "ethnic pride?" You live in a Western country and you wear Western clothes and you speak a Western language; you're about as "Azn" as President Bush. If you're so proud of your ethnicity, learn your ancestors' language and write your ethnicity using your people's own language, don't just take an English adjective-- a pretty recent one, I might add; ten years ago you were "orientals;" twenty, "gooks" (hey, I'm no fan of racial slurs, but we were fighting an "Azn" country and I'm not going to rewrite history to hide bigotry. I'm of German blood and have no false ideas about the mistreatment my Americanized family received during WWII). I play a lot of FPS games online, and always laugh at the idiots playing with "Azn" in their names. Yes, we -- meaning all intelligent people -- are laughing at your sad attempt to be cool. Hey, I'm white, maybe I should start telling everyone that I'm "whyt." Oh, wait, I forgot.. militant racism is fine for minorities ("Azns," ghetto kids, Zionists) but it's "bigotry" for a European person to have anything but hatred for his ancestors. You know what? I'm not naturally bigoted, but I'm going to become a racist if my people don't stop being oppressed. Revisionist history and affirmative action are going to to a lot more harm -- in the form of violent backlash -- to minorities in the long run than they will help minorities in the short run.
</mini-rant>
Hey, speaking of BULLSHIT, what do you think of the latest lawsuit against Phillip Morris? It cracks me up that these losers get any money at all -- hey, you brain-damaged bitch, low-tar cigarettes may be better than unfiltered ones, but they're still bad! Jesus Fucking Christ on a motherfucking pogo stick, anyone who continued smoking after the mandatory warning labels were added to the packages has no fucking excuse in hell for complaining. Hey, assholes! Alcohol kills brain cells and destroys your liver! Why not sue alcohol companies? I don't see warning labels on their products, which are just as harmful as cigarettes! GET A CLUE, FUCKTARDS -- tobacco may have fucked up your lungs, but you were born stupid, so you have no right to complain to the company that supplied the poison that you purchased and inhaled, knowing all the while that it was a health risk.
We live in such a stupid world with so many stupid people that it makes you want to kill yourself.
Or kill other people.
And that, my friends, is why John Walker Lindh is innocent.