My first run-in with Elite was the Firebird version for the IBM-PC. Solid fucking polygons!
I usually sold the front pulse laser and grabbed a Fuel Scoop as early as possible in the game.
That's what happens when you shoot too much jizz into your keyboard, kids - you have to PUNCH THE KEYS real hard or they don't come out. Then you botch a perfectly good FROST PIST.
Oh yeah, and this one is for all the logged-in Trolls. AC first posters suck!
Stop using that gay Galeon shit before you get gang-raped by all 133 Lunix users and they shoot their GNU/Splooge all over your pasty white body in a massive gay Bukkake.
What's really needed is armed terror squads in black leather riot gear (ooh, I'm getting hot writing this) going around and shooting mobile-phone losers on sight.
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Having green-blue planets is faithful?
My first run-in with Elite was the Firebird version for the IBM-PC. Solid fucking polygons!
I usually sold the front pulse laser and grabbed a Fuel Scoop as early as possible in the game.
Solar Realms was TEH GAY, assfarmer!
That's what happens when you shoot too much jizz into your keyboard, kids - you have to PUNCH THE KEYS real hard or they don't come out. Then you botch a perfectly good FROST PIST.
Oh yeah, and this one is for all the logged-in Trolls. AC first posters suck!
Speaking of Elite...
Elite fucking rocked!
Mad propz to David Braben
I'm sorry I called you a cunt, Dante.
I'm going to take a big shit on your face, then I'm going to piss on your face, and then I'll finish off the shit with some sperm topping.
I don't like Multimedia either. All the girls that do that course are ugly, skanky hoes.
Or you'll just end up with shit-smeared hands... but then, you probably like them that way.
Add him to your friends list, you cunt!
Don't apologise to the dirty AC. You, sir, were a hero today! Your accomplishment will set an example for generations of trolls to come.
Internet Explorer fucking rocks!
Stop using that gay Galeon shit before you get gang-raped by all 133 Lunix users and they shoot their GNU/Splooge all over your pasty white body in a massive gay Bukkake.
What's really needed is armed terror squads in black leather riot gear (ooh, I'm getting hot writing this) going around and shooting mobile-phone losers on sight.
I don't mind smokers, at least they're hurting themselves with their habit, but ALL mobile phone losers need to be sodomized with firelighters.
I blew my wad all over that child-molester moustache of his. He loved it.
Whoops, that should have read: TEH BEST!!!11
Barren Realms was the best doorgame ever.
Free teabagging for Mehul Patel!
That last part will be a bit harder, as her sperm-covered and bloodied corpse is in the trunk of my car.
Congratulations, you're all a bunch of shit-stabbing homosexuals. Consider this your official welcome to SlashDot.
You fags.
I fucked your mother last night. Her five cents are under the pillow.
Jim Henson is DEAD, you insensitive fucks!
Why, oh why, BtAFMB? We could have been so good together!
It's what was in your mother's mouth and your sister's pooper last night.
What idiot moderated me up? I was cruising along at -10 karma, and now I'm right back up to -9. Eat shit and die, you cunt!