Greetings, Anonymous Coward!
The FBI was nice enough to provide your name and address, captured by Carnivore.
We have arranged for three years of all expense paid idleness for you, with an extra special 179 days of idleness with the 82d Airborne Division in Afghanistan. Your draft notice is in the mail.
Sincerely,
US Army PERSCOM
Michaelangelo sculpted David, not DaVinci. Still magnificent, though.
BTW: left hander here, too...
Greetings, Anonymous Coward! The FBI was nice enough to provide your name and address, captured by Carnivore. We have arranged for three years of all expense paid idleness for you, with an extra special 179 days of idleness with the 82d Airborne Division in Afghanistan. Your draft notice is in the mail. Sincerely, US Army PERSCOM