Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo are in a bar talking to each other.
SLEEPING BEAUTY: "I bet I'm the prettiest woman in the world"
TOM THUMB: "I bet I'm the smallest person in the world"
QUASIMODO: "I bet I'm the ugliest person in the world"
The three go to the Guinness book of records to get it confirmed.
Sleeping Beauty comes out skipping: "YES! im the prettiest woman in the
world".
Tom Thumb runs out thumping the air: "YES! I'm the smallest person in the
world".
Quasimodo comes out scratching his head: "Who the fuck is Kathleen Fent?"
Good eh Taco? Think of that next time you're popping your shrivelled little
manky cock into her squelching, fishy wellie-top of a vagina. You fucking
sad prick. Oh, and learn to write properly, so we can see some decent spelling
and grammar on this site for a change.
Learn to spell, you fucking prick.
That should be "it's", not "its". Grow a brain you lame goateed little cunt.
Fuck off.
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo are in a bar talking to each other.
SLEEPING BEAUTY: "I bet I'm the prettiest woman in the world"
TOM THUMB: "I bet I'm the smallest person in the world"
QUASIMODO: "I bet I'm the ugliest person in the world"
The three go to the Guinness book of records to get it confirmed.
Sleeping Beauty comes out skipping: "YES! im the prettiest woman in the world".
Tom Thumb runs out thumping the air: "YES! I'm the smallest person in the world".
Quasimodo comes out scratching his head: "Who the fuck is Kathleen Fent?"
Good eh Taco? Think of that next time you're popping your shrivelled little manky cock into her squelching, fishy wellie-top of a vagina. You fucking sad prick. Oh, and learn to write properly, so we can see some decent spelling and grammar on this site for a change.