What news this hooman? Spam news hooman? How about this?:
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=570&n ci d=753&e=1&u=/nm/20020722/sc_nm/environment_extinct ion_dc_2
Interesteeng news matters hooman? Off topic I? Troll I? Post two post per day I? Can onlee take trooth in small doses hooman. Always deestroyee earth creetures hooman.
One day hope I: "Exstinkshun #7, All Dead Hoomans."
http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/06/14/cools c. coffee/index.html
HA HA hooman try use afreekinized hunnee bee to pollinate coffeee. Try to tame killer bugs hooman, not work. Not even #1 attack method of bug armee afreekinized hunnee bee. Good soldier hunnee bee, kill manee hooman but not main weppun hunnee bee. Also good reconnosince mishun hunnee bee. Main weppun bug armee classified. #2 weppun bug armee, own beeg braine stoopiditee of hooman. #3 weppun bug armee can't reveel sorree.
Good coffee enjoy wile can hooman. HA HA! Will betray you at end, afreekinized hunnee bee! HA HA! Seek out hooman hunnee bee phermone trail manee steeneeng steengers swarmeeng steengers of afreekinized hunnee bee watch out hooman! Also sense fear hooman hunee bee! Good fear sensor, not escape hooman! Play with fire hooman!!
Ooooo, more beeg calcyoolashuns dun by beeg braines hoomans. More plannits find they. Other plannits maybee peace liv inhabitints there. Other plannits maybee not destroyee all for sake of munnee, greeede, power, they.
Not so, probablee. Same sitchyooashun as earth plannit, probablee. More beeg braine inhabitants = more dum calcyoolashuns = more beeg weppuns = more munnee = more greede = take all hooman = not peace plannit. On sutch plannit, guarintee bug armee just like earth bug armee. Maybee other plannit bug armee more powerful! Have more legs they! Have more antennules they! Have beeeger suckeng mouth parts they! HA HA hooman!
Smallest babee bugg on day hatch egg sak, smarter than hooman beeg braines. Onlee centrill nerve ganglia but smarter.
So tired of all hoomans bug. So tired of hoomans, plannit earth. Poor plannit earth. Cry for earth all bug and friend bug creetures. Cant waite for beeg battle day when die all hoomans. Find more plannits beeg braines, more plannits calcyoolashuns not help hooman.
Need 10^10e2000000 bitts descibe sooperior bug intelleegence hooman. Need 10^10e202222022020222222 bitts too describe number bugs in totall uneeverse. More on head of pin bugs than chinese in china hoomans. Not fooleeng anywone big braines. Earth creeturs know trooth. Avereege babee bug smarter on day hatch frum egg sack. How abowt calcyoolate this hooman:
http://www.msnbc.com/news/761073.asp
Always make fun of bug hoomans. Bad grammer, bad spelleeng say they. Always trooth say bug. Not pull punches bug. Always distract, divert attenshun frum trooth hooman. Say now bug: deeg own grave hooman. Everee day a bitt deeper. Keeep diggeeng hooman. End of slashdot out of biseniss, end of life as know it nerd hoomans, end of big battle day onlee bug armee left standeeng.
Oh oh look look hooman, big news, news matters news nerds! "Doo it yerself UPS"! Veree VEREE imporant news matters hooman. Not matters THIS hooman:
http://www.msnbc.com/news/753586.asp
Ask manee of bug: "What most powerfull weppun bug armee?" Good question! Most powerfull weppun bug armee, weppun #1 at disposall: HOOMAN. HA HA!
Poosh buttuns hooman!, MILLYUNS hooman die in secunds. Not care hooman, not care bug armee, not care treaty creeturs bug armee. End of day big battle onlee left standeeng bug armee.
Go UPS build it yerself hooman! Nutheeng better too doo.
Nanno motor infereeor weppun hooman. Bug armee not scared nano motors. Destrohee all earth hooman with stupid teknologee. Polloot atmosfere hooman. Polloot water hooman. Polloot earth hooman. All for munnee hooman. Greedee hooman. Not for sience care hooman onlee munee. Git ritch sum hooman beacuz of nano motors. Big deal. Whoo save you hooman from bug armee? No one. No frend hooman on earth. No treetee hooman. Treetee all creeturs of earth bug armee. Treetee spidor armee, animal armee, germ armee, and worm armee, name onlee a few. Bug armee seek with manee antenules and multipul legs hooman. Can fly too bug armee and jump bug armee e.g. grass hoppor. Bug armee suckeeng mouth parts emptee juice hooman, YUM! Each day sign own deth warrant hooman. Bug armee attack procede as plann.
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What news this hooman? Spam news hooman? How about this?:
n ci d=753&e=1&u=/nm/20020722/sc_nm/environment_extinct ion_dc_2
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=570&
Interesteeng news matters hooman? Off topic I? Troll I? Post two post per day I? Can onlee take trooth in small doses hooman. Always deestroyee earth creetures hooman.
One day hope I: "Exstinkshun #7, All Dead Hoomans."
Can hope I.
BUG-SPLAT! @-@
Look this hooman:
s c. coffee/index.html
http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/06/14/cool
HA HA hooman try use afreekinized hunnee bee to pollinate coffeee. Try to tame killer bugs hooman, not work. Not even #1 attack method of bug armee afreekinized hunnee bee. Good soldier hunnee bee, kill manee hooman but not main weppun hunnee bee. Also good reconnosince mishun hunnee bee. Main weppun bug armee classified. #2 weppun bug armee, own beeg braine stoopiditee of hooman. #3 weppun bug armee can't reveel sorree.
Good coffee enjoy wile can hooman. HA HA! Will betray you at end, afreekinized hunnee bee! HA HA! Seek out hooman hunnee bee phermone trail manee steeneeng steengers swarmeeng steengers of afreekinized hunnee bee watch out hooman! Also sense fear hooman hunee bee! Good fear sensor, not escape hooman! Play with fire hooman!!
BUG-SPLAT! @-@
Ooooo, more beeg calcyoolashuns dun by beeg braines hoomans. More plannits find they. Other plannits maybee peace liv inhabitints there. Other plannits maybee not destroyee all for sake of munnee, greeede, power, they.
Not so, probablee. Same sitchyooashun as earth plannit, probablee. More beeg braine inhabitants = more dum calcyoolashuns = more beeg weppuns = more munnee = more greede = take all hooman = not peace plannit. On sutch plannit, guarintee bug armee just like earth bug armee. Maybee other plannit bug armee more powerful! Have more legs they! Have more antennules they! Have beeeger suckeng mouth parts they! HA HA hooman!
Smallest babee bugg on day hatch egg sak, smarter than hooman beeg braines. Onlee centrill nerve ganglia but smarter.
So tired of all hoomans bug. So tired of hoomans, plannit earth. Poor plannit earth. Cry for earth all bug and friend bug creetures. Cant waite for beeg battle day when die all hoomans. Find more plannits beeg braines, more plannits calcyoolashuns not help hooman.
BUG-SPLAT! @-@
Need 10^10e2000000 bitts descibe sooperior bug intelleegence hooman. Need 10^10e202222022020222222 bitts too describe number bugs in totall uneeverse. More on head of pin bugs than chinese in china hoomans. Not fooleeng anywone big braines. Earth creeturs know trooth. Avereege babee bug smarter on day hatch frum egg sack. How abowt calcyoolate this hooman:
http://www.msnbc.com/news/761073.asp
Always make fun of bug hoomans. Bad grammer, bad spelleeng say they. Always trooth say bug. Not pull punches bug. Always distract, divert attenshun frum trooth hooman. Say now bug: deeg own grave hooman. Everee day a bitt deeper. Keeep diggeeng hooman. End of slashdot out of biseniss, end of life as know it nerd hoomans, end of big battle day onlee bug armee left standeeng.
BUG-SPLAT! @-@
Oh oh look look hooman, big news, news matters news nerds! "Doo it yerself UPS"! Veree VEREE imporant news matters hooman. Not matters THIS hooman:
http://www.msnbc.com/news/753586.asp
Ask manee of bug: "What most powerfull weppun bug armee?" Good question! Most powerfull weppun bug armee, weppun #1 at disposall: HOOMAN. HA HA!
Poosh buttuns hooman!, MILLYUNS hooman die in secunds. Not care hooman, not care bug armee, not care treaty creeturs bug armee. End of day big battle onlee left standeeng bug armee.
Go UPS build it yerself hooman! Nutheeng better too doo.
BUG-SPLAT! @-@
Nanno motor infereeor weppun hooman. Bug armee not scared nano motors. Destrohee all earth hooman with stupid teknologee. Polloot atmosfere hooman. Polloot water hooman. Polloot earth hooman. All for munnee hooman. Greedee hooman. Not for sience care hooman onlee munee. Git ritch sum hooman beacuz of nano motors. Big deal. Whoo save you hooman from bug armee? No one. No frend hooman on earth. No treetee hooman. Treetee all creeturs of earth bug armee. Treetee spidor armee, animal armee, germ armee, and worm armee, name onlee a few. Bug armee seek with manee antenules and multipul legs hooman. Can fly too bug armee and jump bug armee e.g. grass hoppor. Bug armee suckeeng mouth parts emptee juice hooman, YUM! Each day sign own deth warrant hooman. Bug armee attack procede as plann.
BUG-SPLAT! @-@