Right on, Brett! Did you also notice that in the headline "Corel Linux Advisory Council Brings Leaders of the Open Source and Linux Community Together" fat Lithuanian midgets and the women who love them are also conspicuously missing? It appears that Corel has intentionally excluded the fat Lithuanian midgets and the women who love them, all of whom are markedly superior to the rest of the human race. It's a conspiracy, I tell ya! Boycott Corel!!
--Nicholas Petreley
My apologize to fat Lithuanian midgets and the women who love them for using them in a humorous post. If you are a fat Lithuanian midget or a woman who loves one, I hope you'll notice that I positioned you as superior to the rest of the human race in an attempt to offset the potential offense. If it didn't work, I suggest you boycott whomever it is that makes you feel better to boycott.
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--Nicholas Petreley
My apologize to fat Lithuanian midgets and the women who love them for using them in a humorous post. If you are a fat Lithuanian midget or a woman who loves one, I hope you'll notice that I positioned you as superior to the rest of the human race in an attempt to offset the potential offense. If it didn't work, I suggest you boycott whomever it is that makes you feel better to boycott.