User: PseudoRandom Coward

I'm amazed

On: Boeing 737 Max Crashes 'Linked' By Satellite Track Data, FAA Says (arstechnica.com)

It seems like the number of highly trained aviation experts in the world increases by an order of magnitude every time a plane crashes.

Meanwhile, on the highways

On: Boeing 737 Max Jets Grounded By FAA Emergency Order (nbcnews.com)

Meanwhile, at least a hundred people die in car accidents every day just in the U.S. Every day, day after day after day after day....

When can I get the cables

On: Surprising Discovery Hints Sonic Waves Carry Mass (scientificamerican.com)

I'm quite sure that the geniuses at Monster Cable have already patented some gravity cancelling cables with gold plated connectors, which will allow the sound to reach your ears at the proper angle.