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  1. Re:Oh goody! on Spam's U.S. Roots · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Dont forget to add small dicks too.

  2. Re:Yeah! on P2P vs. The Clones · · Score: 1

    They could release a redhat version running ontop of a freebsd kernel if they wished, or darwin, sure a few 1000s work, but it could be done.

    The linux kernel is only a small part of the usefull 'redhat' monster.

  3. Re:Download.com is pay to list now.... on P2P vs. The Clones · · Score: 1

    try versiontracker.com , the old mac listing site that now supports windows & linux

    Its great, though could do with more listings.

  4. try XP embeded on More Details on Cut-Rate Windows OS For Asia · · Score: 1

    Try xp embedded with everyone switched on, minus the shit and it will boot using less than 50meg ram total, and still have a fully functional desktop/ie etc....

    If you really must run XP on a 300mhz box and 64-128meg ram, then XPe is the way to go.

  5. Re:Light takes 25 years from nearest star.. on Should SETI Be Looking For Lasers Instead? · · Score: 1

    This is a message to Mr Kr98FtG5 of earth in 2098.

    When you read this in google archieves, please send back in time an email to me to pick the best stocks for me to be rich!!

    Thanks, all the best, oh and say hi to Jerry.

  6. Re:Funny lock story from Australia on Kensington Laptop Locks Not So Secure · · Score: 1

    I liie Mr Beans security in his comedy tv show.

    He removes the whole steering wheel from the car, and puts it in the boot.

    Now thats security :)

  7. Re:I can attest to this fact. on Kensington Laptop Locks Not So Secure · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia its legal to sniper shoot car thiefs like in GTA :)

  8. Re:Browser stats - where's the proof? on MSIE 7 May Beat Longhorn Out The Gate · · Score: 1

    What you use webtrends POS?

    Also as you dont realise, a lot of people fake the browser IDs, so that websites dont 'block' them, via the proxies or popup blockers etc... because stupid ass webpage makers cant detect browser from their ass (they should not check browser types, but DOM abilities)

    I know I do... as all my hits look like IE, but its firefox.

  9. Re:Call Me Clueless on MSIE 7 May Beat Longhorn Out The Gate · · Score: 1

    IE for mac is a sorry ass POS, what on earth posses you to use it? Its got the most pathetic bugs on earth, MS could have afforded one geek mac coder to fix it at $50k/yr, its pocket change, but we know that would never happen.

  10. Re:Browser Wars II: Mozilla Strikes Back? on MSIE 7 May Beat Longhorn Out The Gate · · Score: 1

    When one day a massive virus steals 1 trillion $$$ from all IE users, then ill say to those moms/pops, "yeah what do i care" when they have zero cash and cant put food on the table and pay their bills coz their pc is hopelessly useless and taken over by spyware.

    Thats $100/hr to fix it Mr, or just give me your 100in TV.

  11. Just set up chop in Shanghai on Patent Mess May Stifle Australian Software · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Make a small ghost company under a diff name in Shanghai just to fake that it was developed there, and use that as an 'outsourced' source contract company.

    But the FTA is shortlived any way, the super uber great depression will happen after GWB gets re-elected, and then the US$ will freefall as everyone dumps it.

  12. todays debt is $7,305,957,273,110.85 on CAN-SPAM Is A Bust · · Score: 1

    http://www.publicdebt.treas.gov/opd/opdpenny.htm

    You have no chance, they never want to pay the debt back, they cant its impossible, they would have to payback the 5% interest + 5% on top to get anywhere near paying itback with in 25 years, so thats 10% of GDB, or 700-800 billion a year, they dont have that amount of spare change. There is only one way to FAKE/SCAM your way out of massive debt, and thats MASSIVE inflation, you simply make the 7trillion devalue so much that its worth barely the price of 1 weeks taxes, instead of 7 years taxes. You just runup general inflation faster than official bank interest rates and before you know it, youve devalued your debt faster than it would have done so by just paying it back, until you have to revalue the currency and call $1000USD, $1NEWDOLLAR, or $1EARTHDOLLAR. This way all the banks are scammed out, and so are most investors who 'lent' that money.

    Think bout it, the govt aint gona run up income taxes to 60-70% to pay debt, it would kill everyone, rather they will runup inflation and hurt you a little, until the debt has halfed.

    Look at how fast its been going up by;

    08/4/2004 $7,300,833,399,186.25
    08/3/2004 $7,299,762,420,227.71
    08/2/2004 $7,303,319,122,668.55

    Prior
    Months

    07/30/2004 $7,316,567,571,232.89
    06/30/2004 $7,274,334,972,199.15
    05/28/2004 $7,196,382,805,621.99
    04/30/2004 $7,133,789,490,581.43
    03/31/2004 $7,131,067,950,647.32
    02/27/2004 $7,091,943,110,094.84
    01/30/2004 $7,009,234,605,728.06
    12/31/2003 $7,001,312,247,818.28
    11/28/2003 $6,925,065,499,881.34
    10/31/2003 $6,872,675,839,106.67

  13. Re:Hypocrite on CAN-SPAM Is A Bust · · Score: 1

    ok get the fbi on to it

    They are costing a calculable amount globally in both terms of bandwidth and time lost, so its basically FRAUD.

    What if someone blocked all major freeways into the city at 7am and 80% of people couldnt get to work? Thats exactly the same thing as spam but on a more passive and lower percentage level.

  14. Re:If they only.. on CAN-SPAM Is A Bust · · Score: 1

    Hopefully by 2012-2020, all those old people that think the old ways will be dead, and those anti-fun people get cancer so they will want pot after they find out how painfull chemo is :) And hopefully all those anti-fun christians will be taken away by god too on dec31/2012 so they can leave us in peace without terrorising our right to behave freely.

    If "god" wants to control us, then make a damn appearance, else its the same as the parents arent home, so we can do what we like :)

    Hopefully aliens or our earthling future brothers will visit us to scare us with the truth of bogus religions and uber high techness, and elightnment. Oh and zap the Rothchilds and evil families with a raygun of death like Marvin.

  15. Re:A lot of people don't care on Analysis of Spyware · · Score: 1

    send the guys an invoice of $350 for spending 4hrs to fix friends PCs up, im sure 3707559 * 350 will bankcrupt them.

  16. Re:Spyware is just another form of a virus on Analysis of Spyware · · Score: 1

    No your wrong, and stop using CORPORATE GLOSSARIES

    spyware is just like AIDS, it doesnt spread wildly, you have to visit the SITE (ie person) to get infected.

    Besides spyware infects windows (that being software itself)

    Your definition of a virus, is more like a bacterial infection which wildly propogates everywhere like a fire, but a virus can stay quiet/hidden, not replicate much, and stealthly move onto new subjects when a clean client comes along and interacts with the filthy whore!

    Symantec has a legal reason to define what a virus is because if spyware was defined as a virus, then they
    A) could not claim to kill a 99% of virii
    B) would get sued for missing so much 'virii'
    C) might get sued by the spyware makers
    D) loose sales because its useless in fixing all those spywares floating around.

    And dude, what happens when theres a virii that actually INSTALLs spyware? whats that called?

  17. Re:And let's not forget... on Analysis of Spyware · · Score: 1

    Why not put the OS on S: and leave C: as it is for the drongos that still think C: is the norm.

    My C: is just media data, no apps at all.

    OTH, if MS made is EASY to move PROGRAMFILES folder to a new HD/PART that would be sweat, but we know having 54 billion dollars reduces your IQ.

  18. Re: some one make GOOD spyware that helps please.. on Analysis of Spyware · · Score: 1

    Why cant the ISPs just block all those dodgy sites, how hard is that? At least easier outside USA since they cant get sued for blocking.

    Second, someone make a .exe that kills all processes that are dodgy, like iexplore.exe :)

    Someone make some 'spyware' that actually kills other spyware and cleans your system, patches it with MS updates, and downloads mozilla in the background and quietly replaces IE, even the .exe

    So copy those dodgy websites methods of 'infestation' and make it infest firefox :)

  19. Re:Already been made into a movie on Mandelbrot Suggests A Hunt For Financial Patterns · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Guess the doctor doesnt watch modern movies, will he file a law suit claiming (C) on his mandybot?

    Was he asleep for 4 years?

  20. Re:Technical Analysis of Markets... What a concept on Mandelbrot Suggests A Hunt For Financial Patterns · · Score: 1

    So your saying the market is nothing more than a big casino full of loosers and the house always wins? And its a waste of time?

    Get out now before its too late then.

  21. Re:Link to quantum theory? on Mandelbrot Suggests A Hunt For Financial Patterns · · Score: 1

    maybe he did and knows another theory that works, but will keep it secret to be rich himself and is throwing a red hering to throw us all off so he can profit with his real theory.

    After all, if you had a damn good theory, why tell anyone? Become rich and buy an island and go to the moon using russian rockets :)

    Gee, every mafia person knows that, any advantage you find, keep it damn secret, and throw fake red herings out, YO - ALL - ARE - damn stupid monkeys, get a clue :)

  22. Re:What do we expect to find? on Mandelbrot Suggests A Hunt For Financial Patterns · · Score: 1

    gee, if your stock drops 30% in one day, isnt that a sure sign to sell out? if its been dropping 1% each day for 90 days, isnt that sign to jump?

    THOSE are patterns.

    if you notice that for the company their 'demand' is increasing while the supply is decreasing, isnt that a sign to buy? (aka oil companies)

    If china wants 100m cars which would equal to 3 americas being created and causing 10x more oil demand, isnt that a financial market analysis to show you the sign to 'buy oil futures' or energy / resource companies?

    There are always patters, but there are also stupid people who WONT SEE it and will BET the wrong way because of past prejudice.

  23. Re:And what if we DID map it? on Mandelbrot Suggests A Hunt For Financial Patterns · · Score: 1

    Yes, central banks create money as easy as hitting the print button, its called fractional reserve banking with credit and selling M3 money supplies via BOND/Tbills.

    Yes, the 2minute slashdot rule is lame ass, what moron thought of that, at least make its rule a little better based on content/past submits. And for god sake, learn how to do DHTML and have a damn 2min counter ON THE SCREEN. But we dont expect great things from 'corporate slackasses' only hardc0re coders, (aka slash in 99), not like the washed out go slow oldies they are today :)

  24. Re:I've heard this before. on Mandelbrot Suggests A Hunt For Financial Patterns · · Score: 1

    Yep, its god.

    http://www.elliottwave.com/

    Besides, we are all doomed, the market will fall and die, its natural, nothing can go on for ever constantly getting better, usually the life time of a system is 75-87 years, ie ONE LIFETIME.

    So just go read that site, and/or perfecteconomy.com and financialsense.com

    But we know USA is broke, all your cash is just paper crapol0.

    http://www.publicdebt.treas.gov/opd/opdpenny.htm

    7.3trillion you guys owe, 45%+ to the chineese btw, so you better start paying it back or they OWNZ YALL ALL.

  25. Re:Hmmm... on Windows XP SP2 Goes Gold · · Score: 1

    Being too stupid to ghost backup to a DVDR?

    $2 :)