Absolutely. In fact, Hillarity Rosen and some others are working with myself to put together a presentation for the FBI as to why software and music pirates should be sent to detainment in Guantanomo, Cuba. If you remember your history, the United States fought a war against the *pirates* of the Barbary coast in the early 1800's. This is where the Marines get the lyric "shores of Tripoli" in their anthem. Well, the situation hasn't changed. The War on Piracy continues even today. Though you don't wear a patch over your eye, bugger your cabin boy, or keep a pet parrot, you are still very much a pirate, and thus a legitimate target in the War on Piracy.
Oh come on, can't a guy have a little fun? I mean I spent 8 years of my life getting a doctorate, and then I work my ass off to invent the Internet, and that wimpy Al Gore goes and steals my thunder. Give me a break! As you say, I'm an old man, verging on impotence. It is heartless to call me a dumbass. And now to add insult to injury, that bitch Hillary Rosen has promised to reveal our secret torrid affair to the world unless I testify that all file swappers are Linux loving unwashed smelly cheapskate communists. We all know that's not true, it's the GNU people who are that way! Have a heart my friend. Did you look at my picture? Am I not a sexy man? You are right, I am NOT. That's why I'm stuck with that cum-guzzling Hillary Rosen.
Funny you should mention that. I was fucking her in the ass the other day and I just happened to have my polaroid camera. She turned around and took my 2 inch cock in her mouth after it had been in her ass. Lawyers! They really ARE bottom feeders! heh heh.
But sorry, the photos of me and Hilary Rosen are just for me to poop on.
Out of curiosity, what was the point of having the first host, as opposed to the first pair of hosts? "Hey, look at me! I'm networking with myself!"
Actually, there really was only one host on the Internet, my Internet, at the time. It was a little like masturbation. A simulation, but a pretty good one.
Your irony skillz are amazing, in that you said I created the Internet single-handedly. Twas true, twas true. Curled my hair, it did.
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Absolutely. In fact, Hillarity Rosen and some others are working with myself to put together a presentation for the FBI as to why software and music pirates should be sent to detainment in Guantanomo, Cuba. If you remember your history, the United States fought a war against the *pirates* of the Barbary coast in the early 1800's. This is where the Marines get the lyric "shores of Tripoli" in their anthem. Well, the situation hasn't changed. The War on Piracy continues even today. Though you don't wear a patch over your eye, bugger your cabin boy, or keep a pet parrot, you are still very much a pirate, and thus a legitimate target in the War on Piracy.
Thank you.
Oh come on, can't a guy have a little fun? I mean I spent 8 years of my life getting a doctorate, and then I work my ass off to invent the Internet, and that wimpy Al Gore goes and steals my thunder. Give me a break! As you say, I'm an old man, verging on impotence. It is heartless to call me a dumbass. And now to add insult to injury, that bitch Hillary Rosen has promised to reveal our secret torrid affair to the world unless I testify that all file swappers are Linux loving unwashed smelly cheapskate communists. We all know that's not true, it's the GNU people who are that way! Have a heart my friend. Did you look at my picture? Am I not a sexy man? You are right, I am NOT. That's why I'm stuck with that cum-guzzling Hillary Rosen.
Funny you should mention that. I was fucking her in the ass the other day and I just happened to have my polaroid camera. She turned around and took my 2 inch cock in her mouth after it had been in her ass. Lawyers! They really ARE bottom feeders! heh heh.
But sorry, the photos of me and Hilary Rosen are just for me to poop on.
Out of curiosity, what was the point of having the first host, as opposed to the first pair of hosts? "Hey, look at me! I'm networking with myself!"
Actually, there really was only one host on the Internet, my Internet, at the time. It was a little like masturbation. A simulation, but a pretty good one.
Your irony skillz are amazing, in that you said I created the Internet single-handedly. Twas true, twas true. Curled my hair, it did.
Thank you for the information. Now where can I find this porn?
You have reproduced the URL of my homepage without paying for it. I am shocked! See? I am so shocked that my hair became all curly.
I can say that it's mine, all mine. I am the king of the Internet, and you are my beautiful peasants! Or something like that.