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  1. Re:YOU ARE NOT FUNNY on V2 OS · · Score: 1

    I WANT TO JOIN OPEN SOURCE CAROLINA KASTING

  2. Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds on GNU/Hurd Web Server Online · · Score: 1

    Yeah. Actually that stands for LSD:

    Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds


    Actually, someone misheard it as "Lucy's getting high with Linus":

    The embarrassing moment of revelation:
    My was it an embarrassing moment. I
    was giving a private concert for Paul
    McCartney and Ringo Starr, and they
    started laughing when I sang the wrong
    lyrics.

    Age when I realized how wrong I had
    been: 23
    -----------------------------

    Me used to be a angry young man
    Me hiding me head in the sand
    You gave me the word
    I finally HURD
    I'm doing the best that I can.

  3. *** NEW UNBREAKABLE CRYPTO ALGORITHM *** on Crypto Guru Bruce Schneier Answers · · Score: 1

    1. XOR each byte with the next, and the last one with the first

    2. For each byte A, compute the Norman Tranformation with all other bytes in the message and save the results on a vector

    3. Join all vectors you got for each byte on a matrix M and invert M using rational integer
    type.

    4. Create a vector K filled with the key repeated
    through a Gery-Sinner Transformation.

    5. Make C = M * K

    6. Xor each byte on C with next and the last one with the first for 2 times

    7. Repeat 2 to 6 for 7 more times


  4. Zen and the Art of Naming Servers on I Want Names for my Servers! · · Score: 1
    • tao
    • zen
    • taichi
    • tantra
    • yoga
    • satori
    • nirvana
    • buddha
  5. Re:6 billion and NOT feeling fine on Global Population Implosion? · · Score: 1

    Of the stars and stripes of corruption

    Makes me feel so ashamed
    To be an American
    When we're too stuck up to learn from our mistakes
    Trying to start another Viet Nam
    Like fiddling while Rome burns at home
    The Boss says, "You're laid off. Blame the Japanese"

    "America's back," alright
    At the game it plays the worst
    Strip mining the world like a slave plantation

    No wonder others hate us
    And the Hitlers we handpick
    To bleed their people dry
    For our evil empire

    The drug we're fed
    To make us like it
    Is God and country with a band

    People we know who should know better
    Howl, "America riles. Let's go to war!"
    Business scams are what's worth dying for

    Are the Soviets our worst enemy?
    We're destroying ourselves instead
    Who cares about our civil rights
    As long as I get paid?

    The blind Me-Generation
    Doesn't care if life's a lie

    so easily used, so proud to enforce

    The stars and stripes of corruption

    -- THE DEAD KENNEDYS

    Life sucks for you too, american boy!
    But you just don't know, blind-me generation!

  6. Technology and Mass Control on Global Population Implosion? · · Score: 1

    First it was Television in 50's. Now, Internet and Phone Sex is substituting real sex, i think mainly because of AIDS fear. Condoms also helps. Elevation of cancer disease ratio is also noticed, maybe because of new medicines and chemicals that are not tested enough (or even conspiracy, who knows?)
    Well, this is not so good news. Population should grow, it is natural. Something is reeeeally wrong.....

  7. foda-se voces XVI on MS Attempt to Find Pirated Software Fails Miserably · · Score: 0

    babacas!! idiotas!! nerds babacas estupidos!!!!!!!!!!! o mundo nao eh só computador sabiam? idiotas!! babacas!!!!! vao se fuder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get a life estupidos estupidos idiotas babacas geeks bestas nao tem mais o que fazer?????? vao dormir!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. foda-se voces XIV on MS Attempt to Find Pirated Software Fails Miserably · · Score: 1

    babacas!! idiotas!! nerds babacas estupidos!! o mundo nao eh só computador sabiam? idiotas! babacas!!!!! vao se fuder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get a life estupidos estupidos idiotas babacas geeks bestas nao tem mais o que fazer?????? vao dormir!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. foda-se voces XIII on MS Attempt to Find Pirated Software Fails Miserably · · Score: 1

    babacas!! idiotas!! nerds babacas estupidos! o mundo nao eh só computador sabiam? idiotas! babacas!!!!! vao se fuder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get a life estupidos estupidos idiotas babacas geeks bestas nao tem mais o que fazer?????? vao dormir!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. foda-se voces XII on MS Attempt to Find Pirated Software Fails Miserably · · Score: 0

    babacas!! idiotas!! nerds babacas estupidos o mundo nao eh só computador sabiam? idiotas! babacas!!!!! vao se fuder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get a life estupidos estupidos idiotas babacas geeks bestas nao tem mais o que fazer?????? vao dormir!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. foda-se voces XI on MS Attempt to Find Pirated Software Fails Miserably · · Score: 1

    babacas! idiotas!! nerds babacas estupidos o mundo nao eh só computador sabiam? idiotas! babacas!!!!! vao se fuder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get a life estupidos estupidos idiotas babacas geeks bestas nao tem mais o que fazer?????? vao dormir!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. foda-se voces X on MS Attempt to Find Pirated Software Fails Miserably · · Score: 1

    babacas! idiotas!! nerds babacas estupidos o mundo nao eh só computador sabiam? idiotas! babacas!!!!!!!!! vao se fuder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get a life estupidos estupidos idiotas babacas geeks bestas nao tem mais o que fazer?????? vao dormir!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. foda-se voces IX on MS Attempt to Find Pirated Software Fails Miserably · · Score: 0

    babacas idiotas!! nerds babacas estupidos o mundo nao eh só computador sabiam? idiotas! babacas!!!!!!!!! vao se fuder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get a life estupidos estupidos idiotas babacas geeks bestas nao tem mais o que fazer?????? vao dormir!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. foda-se voces VII on MS Attempt to Find Pirated Software Fails Miserably · · Score: 0

    babacas idiotas!! nerds babacas estupidos o mundo nao eh só computador sabiam? idiotas babacas!!!!!!!! vao se fuder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get a life estupidos estupidos idiotas babacas geeks bestas nao tem mais o que fazer?????? vao dormir!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. foda-se voces VI on MS Attempt to Find Pirated Software Fails Miserably · · Score: 0

    babacas idiotas! nerds babacas estupidos o mundo nao eh só computador sabiam? idiotas babacas!!!!!!!! vao se fuder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get a life estupidos estupidos idiotas babacas geeks bestas nao tem mais o que fazer?????? vao dormir!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. foda-se voces V on MS Attempt to Find Pirated Software Fails Miserably · · Score: 0

    babacas idiotas! nerds babacas estupidos o mundo nao eh só computador sabiam? idiotas babacas!!!!!!!! vao se fuder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get a life estupidos estupidos idiotas babacas geeks bestas nao tem mais o que fazer?????? vao dormir!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. foda-se voces IV on MS Attempt to Find Pirated Software Fails Miserably · · Score: 0

    babacas idiotas! nerds babacas estupidos o mundo nao eh só computador sabiam? idiotas babacas!!!!!!! vao se fuder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get a life estupidos estupidos idiotas babacas geeks bestas nao tem mais o que fazer?????? vao dormir!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. foda-se voces III on MS Attempt to Find Pirated Software Fails Miserably · · Score: 0

    babacas idiotas! nerds babacas estupidos o mundo nao eh só computador sabiam? idiotas babacas!!!!!! vao se fuder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get a life estupidos estupidos idiotas babacas geeks bestas nao tem mais o que fazer?????? vao dormir!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. foda-se voces on MS Attempt to Find Pirated Software Fails Miserably · · Score: 0

    babacas idiotas nerds babacas estupidos o mundo nao eh só computador sabiam? idiotas babacas!!!!!! vao se fuder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get a life estupidos estupidos idiotas babacas geeks bestas nao tem mais o que fazer?????? vao dormir!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. Intercal on Ask Eric S. Raymond Anything · · Score: 2

    What about rewriting Linux and Gnu software on Intercal and building an Intercal Operational System that only Intercallers would know how to use?

  21. Electronic Paper on The Rise of Technology / The Fall of Trees? · · Score: 1

    There exists an electronic paper that can display (inked) pixels, just like you would view on a normal paper, it is not light irradiation. I think it works by flipping small balls that have one side painted in black and other side painted in white.

    If this enters mainstream, you would never bother to print something... just take it with you to the toilet and plug to your e-books or palms...

  22. I like the "good will hunting" view of NSA on Ask Slashdot: What's the Real NSA Like? · · Score: 1

    Will: Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the schrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorroids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

  23. It's all about the commerce on Nintendo Sued Over Pokemon Gambling Addiction · · Score: 1

    It's all about turning your little kids into selfish commerciants seeking profit. That is what capitalism is about, that is what it ever was... And of course, some profit for Nintendo too, why not? They teach your kids to be avaricious, and you must pay them your hard earned money.

    Oh and don't forget when the japan kids entered in convulsion with a Pokemon cartoon episode. I think nintendo has put some mind control in it...

  24. LDAP and Windows Registry on Expanding the use of XML in Linux? · · Score: 1

    What about using LDAP together with XML or other text/script configurations to build a single configuration framework for linux, just like the windows registry?

  25. Time to FSF offensive. Stallman, where are you? on Corel Sticking to Closed Source Beta Test? · · Score: 0

    FSF should issue a sue against Corel for breaking the GPL. Ha! Let's start a war!