When I implemented my own HTTP server in java, I set it up to *always* send HTTP 200's even when there's an error, so the user always sees the custom message, instaid the IE blather.
Can I do this with Apache? I mean, without rebuilding it? I'm not that competent at the UNIX command line, but I'd like to be able to do that on my remotely hosted web sites.
====== "Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
Your machine crashes half-way thru viewing. Must you buy a new liscence? What if you get disconnected? When you dial back up and re-run the liscence their servers would say you already used your activation.
Somewhere out there, there is a Microsoft developer thinking "Nah. We'll just code the SQL so that each download is a transaction. With a long time-out parameter. Yeah, that's the ticket! Lessee, 30,000,000 AOL users at 56K dropping carrier an average of 6.8 times per download... <shrug> should work! We'll use ASP on IIS!"
====== "Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
your seemingly "helpful" mirror doesn't seem to work for some bizarre, incomprehensible reason
But that was he funniest part, it was a very subtle slam on Windoze and IE5, but you'd have to be running them to get it. One of the innovations in IE5 was to shield us lusers from those ugly, disgusting and confusing server error pages. IE5 pops up a standard one size fits all error page with lots of reassuring sounding text, and does this pretty much no matter what it encounters, including no response at all. So when I clicked on the localhost "mirror", I saw exactly what IE5 users see when a site is slashdotted! I cracked up!
====== "Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
I think its time they began hearing en masse from some of us pods. They have a cleverly obscure web form for contact. Heres the two cents I sent:
For a year or more I have been noting your bad behavior on the internet. You sue at the drop of a hat for some pretty nebulous reasons. I've read all about the employee with the carpal tunnel problems you harrassed. This morning I read about your DSSAgent spyware being included in childrens CD-ROMS. My children are grown, however, as one who is about to become a grandparent in plural, I wanted to let you know that until I see some evidence of a reformed, forward-thinking attitude with regard to the internet (on which, I might point out, your company is a GUEST, rather than an OWNER OF) no grandchild of mine will receive Mattel products. I have five brothers, all with children and grandchildren, and will be emailing them as well as posting to the family website my strong recommendation that they boycott Mattel and the reasons why. I see your attitude even boils down to the level of this "e-mail form", which displays such a tiny amount of the message body that it is very difficult to compose/edit a message here.
====== "Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
i think in arkansas it's a felony if you're going over twice the posted limit... i know this because i dated a girl who had a felony and this was it. i was a little disappointed... because it was so trivial..i would have prefered a criminal mastermind who would be my sugarmomma...
"Mmmmmmm. Fast Criminal Arkansas Sugarmomma." Why, it's every mans dream!
====== "Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
Those people believe thier own legends. They are out of touch with reality. Not much different from what you find in your typical mindfuck cult. In fact it's probably only a matter of time until Bill and his followers depart for the mothership. Can you buy Kool-Aid online?
====== "Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
AT&T does the same with calling cards. Back in 1992, some friends and I were doing some volunteer phoning involving calling people statewide. We were getting reimbursed for expenses, so I gave each team my calling card number. Within 1 hour I got a call from AT&T, wanting to know if I was aware that dozens of calls were being charged to my card simultaneously from 4 different locations - and they were clearly surprised when I said yes!:-)
====== "Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
And portscanning? @home scans my IP every 4 hours on NNTP. Ever since i got a new IP (forced to get one) it's been scanning from authorized-scan.security.home.net! I have logs of this going back 4 months now!
Same here, day after day, on and on. What is it about NNTP that has them so freaked?
====== "Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
Slashdot Mirror
I, for one, sure hope the Supremes take the case, and do so quickly.
No shit. The sooner the better. I have it on good authority that Dianna Ross despises Bill Gates.
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"Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
That site is a START. Let me just say, though, that any web host ranking site that lists Superb Internet as among the top 25 is suspect.
Actually, I think all those web host lists are deceptive. And largely sponsored by the very hosts on thier lists.
As a former Superb customer of 18 months, I can flat out tell you that the only thing they are "superb" in is sucking. Stay away from Superb.
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"Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
When I implemented my own HTTP server in java, I set it up to *always* send HTTP 200's even when there's an error, so the user always sees the custom message, instaid the IE blather.
Can I do this with Apache? I mean, without rebuilding it? I'm not that competent at the UNIX command line, but I'd like to be able to do that on my remotely hosted web sites.
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"Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
Your machine crashes half-way thru viewing. Must you buy a new liscence? What if you get disconnected? When you dial back up and re-run the liscence their servers would say you already used your activation.
Somewhere out there, there is a Microsoft developer thinking "Nah. We'll just code the SQL so that each download is a transaction. With a long time-out parameter. Yeah, that's the ticket! Lessee, 30,000,000 AOL users at 56K dropping carrier an average of 6.8 times per download... <shrug> should work! We'll use ASP on IIS!"
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"Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
your seemingly "helpful" mirror doesn't seem to work for some bizarre, incomprehensible reason
But that was he funniest part, it was a very subtle slam on Windoze and IE5, but you'd have to be running them to get it. One of the innovations in IE5 was to shield us lusers from those ugly, disgusting and confusing server error pages. IE5 pops up a standard one size fits all error page with lots of reassuring sounding text, and does this pretty much no matter what it encounters, including no response at all. So when I clicked on the localhost "mirror", I saw exactly what IE5 users see when a site is slashdotted! I cracked up!
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"Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
consumer pods
I think its time they began hearing en masse from some of us pods. They have a cleverly obscure web form for contact. Heres the two cents I sent:
For a year or more I have been noting your bad behavior on the internet. You sue at the drop of a hat for some pretty nebulous reasons. I've read all about the employee with the carpal tunnel problems you harrassed. This morning I read about your DSSAgent spyware being included in childrens CD-ROMS. My children are grown, however, as one who is about to become a grandparent in plural, I wanted to let you know that until I see some evidence of a reformed, forward-thinking attitude with regard to the internet (on which, I might point out, your company is a GUEST, rather than an OWNER OF) no grandchild of mine will receive Mattel products. I have five brothers, all with children and grandchildren, and will be emailing them as well as posting to the family website my strong recommendation that they boycott Mattel and the reasons why. I see your attitude even boils down to the level of this "e-mail form", which displays such a tiny amount of the message body that it is very difficult to compose/edit a message here.
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"Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
Assuming, of course, that Mr. Taco doesn't sexually molest nano-monkeys. (I, by the way, feel confident in making that assumption.)
We here at the Society for the Prevention of Nano-Monkey Molestation do not share your confidence. We will be looking into this matter.
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"Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
i think in arkansas it's a felony if you're going over twice the posted limit... i know this because i dated a girl who had a felony and this was it. i was a little disappointed... because it was so trivial..i would have prefered a criminal mastermind who would be my sugarmomma...
"Mmmmmmm. Fast Criminal Arkansas Sugarmomma."
Why, it's every mans dream!
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"Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
I'm curious - is she able to vote, hold public office, or buy a gun?
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"Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
Makes one wonder about their intelligence.
Those people believe thier own legends. They are out of touch with reality. Not much different from what you find in your typical mindfuck cult. In fact it's probably only a matter of time until Bill and his followers depart for the mothership. Can you buy Kool-Aid online?
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"Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
ROFLMAO! (ok lameness filter, how about i balance it out with a buncha lower case? happy noooow?)
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"Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
You forgot the most widely used algorithm on the planet....
10 IN
20 OUT
30 GOTO 10
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"Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
Hackers Strike Wireless Net, Hundreds Die In Hail Of Gunfire! Film at 11!
And now, the conclusion of tonight's episode of Ally McBeal...
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"Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
They said there would be flying cars and all phones would have video screens so you could see the person you're talking to.
Would anyone care to buy my POS 7 year old flying car?
Maybe. Point the phone at it a sec...
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"Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
Shit, I'm still waiting for my personal hovercraft and helicopter.
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"Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
AT&T does the same with calling cards. Back in 1992, some friends and I were doing some volunteer phoning involving calling people statewide. We were getting reimbursed for expenses, so I gave each team my calling card number. Within 1 hour I got a call from AT&T, wanting to know if I was aware that dozens of calls were being charged to my card simultaneously from 4 different locations - and they were clearly surprised when I said yes!
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"Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest - Diderot
The net will never be free until the last dotcom is strangled with the entrails of the last lawyer - M. Zorp
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"Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
MS has enabled the Web To BOOM, Sure, Netscape started it, but MS has pushed it bigger better faster more...
And this is a good thing??? I see what the web could be, and what it is.
Keep your 'bigger better faster more' for when you play your Bill Gates/Tonya Harding pr0n .mpeg....
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"Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
So, stopping development of a very successful product in order to screw over another company is called what? Anyone?
Uh, 'New Economy Business Plan'?
Battle Cry of The New Economy: 'Yuh want fries widdat?'
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"Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
Mircosfot
Mircosfot??????
[says out loud] Mircosfot...
Hmmm. Great name for one of the new companies!
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"Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
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"Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
He isn't living in reality...
followed by:
Pretty clear to ME who is living in reality in this instance.
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"Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
Micro
&
Soft
Bill's Greatest Personal Attributes?
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"Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
"The Court is well aware that there is a substantial body of public opinion, some of it rational, that holds to a similar view.
God, I love this judge! Whatta card!
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"Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16
And portscanning? @home scans my IP every 4 hours on NNTP. Ever since i got a new IP (forced to get one) it's been scanning from authorized-scan.security.home.net! I have logs of this going back 4 months now!
Same here, day after day, on and on. What is it about NNTP that has them so freaked?
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"Rex unto my cleeb, and thou shalt have everlasting blort." - Zorp 3:16