So we get a hole in the tube and we get a real fast blow job then we die. Sorry ladies you get swollen labs and nips. Damm and if I farted no one in the tube would hear it..(sigh) So I guess loud speaker to announce arrivals would not happen either. Hey you could have your luggage outside in the tube and it would get smaller cause the air gets sucked out.. As seen on TV. Sponsored by Electrolux no doubt. we could call it SUCK Some Useless Carrier Killer
We could put in a bunch of neon and have great light show on the trip.. I can see it now.. Hey mister what's this plug do.. POP.. Great work son you just sucked 25 people back to NYC. Now for the emergency speach by the crew.
Welcome to invitro ladies and gentlemen. In the event of a emergency, you are in deep excrement. We have no friction type braking as there is no friction . We have no radio cause it don't travel so good in a vacuum. But we do have the MS low orbit satelite system to tell us where we are. So in case of emergency please reboot your seat. If you get a blue screen of death . You are screwed the reason is The explanation of charge separation, nuclear rotation, toroid formation (electricity/current/space/time/matter), also the 45-degree tilting of the rotational axis of atomic and celestial bodies with respect to the magnetic axis, the subatomic particles (the items of the substructure which are relationships or events or functions, not actual "particles"), the quantum substructure of matter itself, as well as the relationships among, magnetism, gravity, mind, and consciousness, also time and space or electricity [matter], and especially the FIVE (not four) basic forces of nature. Because this nut case said so http://www.dnai.com/~zap/
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So we get a hole in the tube and we get a real fast blow job then we die. Sorry ladies you get swollen labs and nips. ..(sigh) .. As seen on TV.
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Damm and if I farted no one in the tube would hear it
So I guess loud speaker to announce arrivals would not happen either.
Hey you could have your luggage outside in the tube and it would get smaller cause the air gets sucked out
Sponsored by Electrolux no doubt.
we could call it SUCK
Some
Useless
Carrier
Killer
We could put in a bunch of neon and have great light show on the trip..
I can see it now
Hey mister what's this plug do
POP..
Great work son you just sucked 25 people back to NYC.
Now for the emergency speach by the crew.
Welcome to invitro ladies and gentlemen.
In the event of a emergency, you are in deep excrement. We have no friction type braking as there is no friction . We have no radio cause it don't travel so good in a vacuum.
But we do have the MS low orbit satelite system to tell us where we are.
So in case of emergency please reboot your seat.
If you get a blue screen of death . You are screwed the reason is
The explanation of charge separation, nuclear rotation, toroid formation (electricity/current/space/time/matter), also the 45-degree tilting of the rotational axis of atomic and celestial bodies with respect to the magnetic axis, the subatomic particles (the items of the substructure which are relationships or events or functions, not actual "particles"), the quantum substructure of matter itself, as well as the relationships among, magnetism, gravity, mind, and consciousness, also time and space or electricity [matter], and especially the FIVE (not four) basic forces of nature.
Because this nut case said so
http://www.dnai.com/~zap/
Anyone want to take stab at teaching dude html ??
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it stinks too