Dear Jason,
Again, thank you for your offer, but it has been brought to our attention that due to the last comment that was made about the underutilization of female brains, that we have decided to acquisition your brain after all. It was a consensus of opinions here that your brain would not be missed, and therefore, shall be utilized by us in order to possibly increase its use and purpose.
Thank you.
IBM
Thank you for your offer to utilize your brain as research material for a sum less than what is being offered for our current offerings.
We will require the brain effective immediately and will send a representative within the next few days. We are sorry if this immediate need is disadvantageous in its timing, but our experiments are currently being conducted and we wish to remain on schedule.
Your sum of £2.00 (Two Pounds) will be deposited in your account upon proper receipt of your brain.
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Dear Jason, Again, thank you for your offer, but it has been brought to our attention that due to the last comment that was made about the underutilization of female brains, that we have decided to acquisition your brain after all. It was a consensus of opinions here that your brain would not be missed, and therefore, shall be utilized by us in order to possibly increase its use and purpose. Thank you. IBM
Dear Jason,
Thank you for your offer to utilize your brain as research material for a sum less than what is being offered for our current offerings.
We will require the brain effective immediately and will send a representative within the next few days. We are sorry if this immediate need is disadvantageous in its timing, but our experiments are currently being conducted and we wish to remain on schedule.
Your sum of £2.00 (Two Pounds) will be deposited in your account upon proper receipt of your brain.
Sincerely,
IBM