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  1. Re:Talk About Inaccurate WHY I CAN'T on SCO Fails to Produce Evidence · · Score: 1
    So c'mon people, RTFA first before cheering "woohoo! SCO suck! We are win!".

    Can't do that. I'll lose my chance at First Post -- or at least First Page Post.

  2. Notice to SCO on SCO Fails to Produce Evidence · · Score: 1

    Notice to SCO:
    You're Terminated!
    All that's left is for the judge to put the final nail in your coffin.
    So quit walking around and scaring the folks.

  3. The Right Paper on Photoshop Fails At Counterfeit Prevention · · Score: 1

    I recall, without being able to find the reference, that a few months ago someone on /. mentioned a commercial paper that feels like US currency. Said it made for GREAT resumes, because the people receiving them subconsciously reacted to the feel of something valuable.

  4. Shift Key on Photoshop Fails At Counterfeit Prevention · · Score: 1

    1: Hold down Shift key
    2: Insert currency

  5. Re:t3h C14 pwnz j00 OF COURSE on Photoshop Fails At Counterfeit Prevention · · Score: 1
    Wow, I'm sure Adobe has NO idea what's going into its own products, they just copy and paste government code in like THAT without even looking at it.

    Of course they didn't know. Works like this:

    1. Put in undocumented bug 2. Wait for it to be discovered and posted to /.
    3. /. geeks explain it all to them better than government ever could.
    4. Profit! (from printing money now that bugFeature is understood

  6. Re:[OT] What kind of scanner can do this? NOT on Photoshop Fails At Counterfeit Prevention · · Score: 1
    It seems that it would take one hell of a scanner to produce a passable currency note with the really

    NOT! It might take one hell of a scanner to provide a passable currency note to an expert with a microscope, but the average person can't read that tiny writing anyway, and has no clue if it's there, or not.

  7. Menu - Image - Size on Photoshop Fails At Counterfeit Prevention · · Score: 1
    Adobe is actually exceeding the requirements of U.S. law, which allows color reproductions of U.S. bank notes so long as the reproductions are smaller than 75 percent or larger than 150 percent of actual size.

    Menu -> File -> Import -> Scanner -> UMax PowerLook 4000
    Resolution 3140 dpi
    Height = .477 inches
    Width = 1.146 inches
    Menu -> Image -> Size
    Resample = No
    New Resolution = 600 dpi
    WARNING: THIS PROGRAM MAY NOT BE USED FOR SCANNING OR EDITING CURRENCY. GO TO: WWW.I'M-A-COUNTERFEITER.GOV.
    Menu -> Image -> Mode -> Grayscale
    NEVERMIND!

  8. One-sided and what??? on Photoshop Fails At Counterfeit Prevention · · Score: 1
    The reproduction must be one-sided, and all materials, including graphic files that were used to make the reproduction, must be destroyed afterward.

    First, does this mean I have to drop my hard drive through the shredder afterwards, lest some hard disc forensics program uncover the image after it has departed the Recycle Bin?

    Also, I though I knew a lot about Photoshop, but I have yet to be able to create a two-sided image, or find the two-sided printer to print it. Can anyone help?

  9. Like This Will Get Reverse Engineered When?? on Photoshop Fails At Counterfeit Prevention · · Score: 1
    The inner workings of the counterfeit deterrence system are so secret that not even Adobe is privy to them. The Central Bank Counterfeit Deterrence Group provides the software as a black box without revealing its precise inner workings, Connor said.

    Like how long is this going to take for someone to reverse engineer?

    People live and breathe just to do things like this...
    ...and the rest of us appreciate that they're here.

  10. Free + $699 on Windows Services For Unix Now Free Of Charge · · Score: 1

    Make that free plus $699 SCO tax and manhandling.

  11. Re:That'll stop those counterfeiters...Sure on Photoshop CS Adds Banknote Image Detection, Blocking? · · Score: 1
    Well, I don't know what you can or can't see, but I can. I spent years staring at film and veloxes.

    And I've spent 4 decades collecting coins, stamps, and paper money, which means I look at it all closely with interest. I also do photography, scanning, and large format printing, which means I pay a whole lot of attention to every single pixel.

    And 99% of the world doesn't. Is it possible to produce a counterfeit bill that will fool an expert at 600dpi printing (which is a hell of a lot less in terms of true color cells)? Oh hell no! And not at 900dpi, and not at 1200dpi. But the average person doesn't put their bill on a high-resolution scanner and import it into Photoshop (pre-CS) just to get a good look at it once before deleting all the files. And they don't print a single-sided version long-ways on their 36" wide large format printer -- which exceeds by a properly sufficient margin the requirement to be at least 150% of actual size -- just to see what the new $100 looks like when printed really BIG. And yes that poster has real impact with most people. And most of all, they've never seen the microprint actually spell out words as part of the security mechanism on even one of their bills.

    Yeah you can prove that you can't recreate all these features on current consumer-grade equipment (I was using better than consumer grade) and fool an expert. But the expert is not the person you have to fool. And that's why counterfeiters continue to succeed, often with stuff that is amazingly crappy.

    As far as my proofreading goes, f*%#ing Slashdot needs to incorporate a spell checker in their posting mechanism. For a geeky site, that's a major deficiency.

    Now I've got to go get another really big glass of tea if this pissing contest is going to continue.

  12. Re:That'll stop those counterfeiters...Sure on Photoshop CS Adds Banknote Image Detection, Blocking? · · Score: 1
    And for this purpose, 600 dpi is low resolution.

    Like I'm going to see this with the unaided eye that this counterfit bill was only printed at 600dpi? I think not.

  13. Re:Why are they all pussies? NO on SCO Approaches Google About Linux Licenses · · Score: 2, Insightful
    go to court. Tie them up for decades

    No. Delicious as that might be, we want this over now. Corporations hate uncertainity, and the longer this continues, the longer the momentum Linux has in overtaking MS will be harmed. Remember, MS would love this to remain in contention for years.

  14. Re:Extortion? R?CO on SCO Approaches Google About Linux Licenses · · Score: 1
    contact the FBI and discuss RECO

    RICO.

  15. Re:All of this over a 11,000bps connection on First High-Res Color Photos from Mars · · Score: 1
    1/5 your 56k modem. Poor NASA. :)

    No KaZaA for them. Bet the Martians are pissed at not being able to d/l Britany.

  16. Missed another one... on First High-Res Color Photos from Mars · · Score: 1

    Well, the Martians missed again. Got the Beagle II, but missed us. Is their aim worse than usual lately, or are they just not good at double-headers?

  17. How about an Earth display like the Mars one? on First High-Res Color Photos from Mars · · Score: 1

    Without spending a grand or more for a Geochron, is there a similar PC screen saver for download to the one for Mars?

  18. And The Race Is On on First Ever Nanotube Transistors On A Circuit · · Score: 4, Funny
    And the race is on to see which arrives first:

    1: Vastly more memory at much cheaper prices.
    -or-
    2: Such draconian DRM/DMCA/**AA lawsuits/Product Activation woes/SCO lawsuits/stupid Congressional actions and the like such that there is nothing left to put in said memory.

  19. And These Tests Will Satisfy... on G5 vs Opteron, Finally · · Score: 1

    NOBODY!

  20. Re:Its not the medium, its the artist on Would Ansel Adams Have Gone Digital? · · Score: 1

    dodging and burning (making an area lighter or darker)

  21. Would he, wouldn't he on Would Ansel Adams Have Gone Digital? · · Score: 1
    If Ansel Adams...would have he gone digital?

    Why not? He went Poloriod (when he shot the official photograph of President Jimmy Carter).

  22. Re:Throw the bums out! on Canadians [Will] Pay Levy on MP3 Players - Updated · · Score: 1
    We believe in compromises and tolerance and finding a way to work together for a solution...and is mutually acceptable

    Boy is that dumb.

    What this means is that the CPCC gets half of what they want this time, and the other half next time.

    What it means is every bad, stupid, greedy, pocket-lining special interest idea gets to half-dilute every other good idea.

    You keep thinking brainwashed thoughts like that, and you will deserve every bad thing that happens to you.

    Or were you really being sarcastic?

    And be careful how you are using the royal We. You do not speak for all Canadians.

  23. Re:Interestingly... on Virginia Arrests Man For Spamming · · Score: 1
    About 30 metamoderations and 0 moderations.

    Almost the same for me. They let me M1 Moderate 3 times in about 4 weeks, and then never again. I was even cut out of M2 Meta-moderation for a while. Never an explination.

    That left only M3 (Mod Parent Up/Down/Funny) moderation.

  24. Re:20 years?? NO IT'S NOT on Virginia Arrests Man For Spamming · · Score: 1
    but doesn't a possible 20 years in the clink sound a bit excessive?

    NO. That's how long it take me to finally get through the last of it in my inbox.

  25. One down... on Virginia Arrests Man For Spamming · · Score: 1

    One down,
    Ten thousand to go!