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  1. Re: A model can't confirm any hypothesis on 92% of the World's Population Exposed To Unsafe Levels of Air Pollution: WHO (sciencedaily.com) · · Score: 1

    No. Just the idiotic claim that the model confirms the hypothesis that 92% of the world's population lives in places where air quality levels exceed WHO limits.

  2. Re: A model can't confirm any hypothesis on 92% of the World's Population Exposed To Unsafe Levels of Air Pollution: WHO (sciencedaily.com) · · Score: 1

    But I wasn't responding to the WHO paper. I was responding to the erroneous summary. That's the only message 99.9% of people reading the story will get anyway.

    But that does raise a good point: Slashdot, you need to fix the summary/headline!

  3. Then we'll just have this conversation with it, and ask it. :)

  4. Re: A model can't confirm any hypothesis on 92% of the World's Population Exposed To Unsafe Levels of Air Pollution: WHO (sciencedaily.com) · · Score: 1

    A model can be based on data, but the output of the model itself is not data. Ask any scientist: a model cannot confirm a hypothesis. Scientists try to explain aspects of the real world by comparing them with models that are based on familiar mechanisms. Scientific models must be testable and they are accepted by scientists only after they have been tested in the real world.

    With data.

  5. A model can't confirm any hypothesis on 92% of the World's Population Exposed To Unsafe Levels of Air Pollution: WHO (sciencedaily.com) · · Score: 1

    "An anonymous reader quotes a report from Science Daily: A new World Health Organization (WHO) air quality model confirms that 92% of the world's population lives in places where air quality levels exceed WHO limits."

    Only data can confirm a hypothesis. That's basic science. The WHO's in Whoville are dreamers, not scientists.

  6. Precisely. Let's just not call it AI :)

  7. By "mimic intelligence" I meant to operate in the same way biological intelligence does. Perhaps I should have said "replicate intelligence" to be totally clear. And you're right, we can't replicate something we can't take apart and explain.

    Your belief that we will eventually develop genuine AI seems premature, since we don't yet understand intelligence. What if, for example, the brain is just a transceiver that communicates with the true seat of intelligence, which happens to be in another dimension that we can't yet perceive scientifically? Science went millennia, for example, before detecting the phenomenon of radio waves, subatomic particles, and quantum mechanics.

    There simply is no proof that intelligence is materialistic, and plenty of evidence that it isn't (such as neuroplasticity, as seen in aphasic brain function reassignment). Yet AI researchers pointlessly bang away at this approach without having done their foundational homework.

    I think we should focus on defining intelligence rather than jumping to the end game of creating one.

  8. Imagine I started calling a blender an "artificial digestive system" that mimics human digestion. Would you buy that? Not if you're a biologist. Where are the enzymes? Where are the biochemical pathways? Where is the nutrient separation and distribution network? Where, indeed, is the anus?

    Yet my blender claim is more accurate, by far, than the claim that Artificial Intelligence mimics biological intelligence. The operative word here is "intelligence." We're talking actual cognition, not pre-programmed reactions. No biologist calls a venus fly trap intelligent, even though it has enough cellular automation to catch and digest flies. An ant has the beginnings of intelligence, although we have very little understanding of how even this primitive life form cognates.

    Nobody is saying that computer emulation of various tasks that humans do is useful. It is useful. It just isn't intelligent. Not even as intelligent as an ant.

    Stanford AI researcher Andrej Karpathy wrote an excellent essay entitled The state of Computer Vision and AI: we are really, really far away. He summarizes how little we've accomplished in terms of AI's original goals. The piece was published in 2012, and AI hasn't moved a nanometer since.

  9. Re: Test it with the following on Google's New Translation Software Powered By Brainlike Artificial Intelligence (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    Humans have a lifetime of cognitive learning to draw upon when translating. For example, consider this classic linguistic conundrum: "Fruit flies like a banana." Does it mean that fruit, in general, has the aerodynamic qualities of one class of fruit, the banana? Or does it mean that fruit flies, being insects that subsist entirely by eating fruit, particularly enjoy eating bananas?

    Humans can do this translation correctly every time.

    The classic response given by AI Researchers to this class of linguistic challenge has always been "Why, once we have enough facts stored in a computer, in appropriate clever structures massaged by surely simple algorithms, the ability to do this kind of task will just fall out as a natural consequence." It was assumed, from the dawn of AI in the 1950s, that once computers had some more speed and memory this sort of achievement would be easy to brute force by calculation alone.

    This turned out to be not true. So in the 1970s AI researchers, who still had no idea how humans do this sort of thing (or any other kind of cognition), said "Well, we don't know how people do it, but we have a dim idea how a brain is structured with neurons and synapses and whatnot, so let us simulate crude mathematical models of these "neural networks", and perhaps the AI corpus will magically start functioning like a human brain."

    Sadly, no. Nearly fifty years later and AI researchers are still no closer to replicating human cognition, either in understanding or in blind replication. We can do parlor tricks, yes, such as Google Translate. These tricks can even be useful. But they're still just table-driven automata, without consciousness, without cognition (which we don't understand at all anyway), and certainly without Intelligence, artificial or natural.

    I call this "Cargo Cult Science". Like the South Pacific Islanders who built stunningly accurate (but non-functional) bamboo replicas of aircraft, radios, and other technology artifacts left by WW2 soldiers who blipped through their lives, we don't have the foggiest inkling of how intelligence actually works.

    AI has failed, so far. No breakthroughs on the horizon, either. The "singularity" is just wishful thinking.

  10. Re: Test it with the following on Google's New Translation Software Powered By Brainlike Artificial Intelligence (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    You don't see how it's possible for humans to do a better job translating than machines? You don't see that humans have the ability to understand the context of a document, to grasp its semantics and logical implications, and derive the meaning and intent of the author?

    You aren't, by any chance, a machine, are you?

  11. Since we don't know how the brain works... on Google's New Translation Software Powered By Brainlike Artificial Intelligence (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How can this translation software be "brainlike"? Let's see... It doesn't translate the way human brains do...it produces results a small fraction of the quality a human brain produces...and, it can be fooled by trivial procedures like reverse-then-forward translation, where human brains are not fooled.

    I know brains, and those ain't no brains.

  12. Re: "It relies on AI"... on MIT Scientists Use Radio Waves To Sense Human Emotions (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    That's a great term! I'm going with it. "AAI". Especially cogent in that we can't even define, let alone explain, intelligence. It's all artificial until someone can. Also the initials for the support group of ex-AI "scientists": AIA :)

  13. "It relies on AI"... on MIT Scientists Use Radio Waves To Sense Human Emotions (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    So therefore it cannot work, because there is no such thing as AI. The piece notes that researchers proved they succeeded because the EQR (pronounced eeker?) "detects emotions on par with an electrocardiogram (EKG), a common wearable device medical professionals use to monitor the human heart". But an EKG can't detect emotions either. It can monitor the heart, that's it. Any inference of emotion is pure voodoo. The next thing you know, they'll say it performs on a par with lie detectors. Which I suspect it does. Lie detectors are proven to be a pseudoscience after all.

  14. Automated Insincerity on Google Allo Messaging App Launches For iOS and Android (phonedog.com) · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is one kind of AI that computers might well excel at. By automating our insincerity, we'll have more time to hunt for pokemonsters, and to while away on Twitter (aka Automated Impropriety).

  15. Re: No good dead goes unpunished on Alleged Hacker Lauri Love To Be Extradited To US (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    ...what exactly is wrong about locating vulnerabilities on a system and informing the owner(s)? Sure it seems sketchy, but if no actual damage was done and no attack was made, then how can we possibly assert that it was *wrong*"

    What's your home address? I want to break in to test your security measures. How can you possibly assert that I am *wrong*?

  16. Re: AI's a Lie on Mobileye Says Tesla Was Dropped Because of Safety Concerns · · Score: 1

    Congratulations, you just admitted that there is no actual Intelligence in AI. I wish all AI proponents were so honest. What we have here is no more than a trumped up tic tac toe program, intrinsically no different from any other flawed thinking about what intelligence really is. What it really is not is algorithms strung together.

  17. Re: Well... on Mobileye Says Tesla Was Dropped Because of Safety Concerns · · Score: 1

    You answer that perfectly, and I'm posting it on my wall as the correct explanation of "statistically significant"

  18. Re: Well... on Mobileye Says Tesla Was Dropped Because of Safety Concerns · · Score: 2

    Make a good point. Quite possibly driverless cars are impossible to adequately tested without putting many humans at risk. We have to decide if the value of that risk, and the inevitable deaths that will result, outweighs the benefit inconvenience and not having to drive ourselves. There is no guarantee that driverless cars will end up being safer than driving ourselves. It may be a wash, or it could be far more deadly. Nobody knows, because there is zero data on accidents in an environment where many or most cars are driverless.

  19. Re: Well... on Mobileye Says Tesla Was Dropped Because of Safety Concerns · · Score: 1

    But each of those trips has been a driverless car in isolation, surrounded by other cars driven by intelligent humans. Who knows how many accidents have been averted by the fast action of smart thinking people? Nobody, that's who.

  20. Re: AI's a Lie on Mobileye Says Tesla Was Dropped Because of Safety Concerns · · Score: 1

    The outcome isn't the same though. In this case the outcome has been death, two times, through no mistake by the human occupants. The problem with calling this AI is that it imbues driverless cars with some kind of mystical advantage that they don't really have. This isn't intelligence, it isn't an analog of human analog driving processes, and it isn't proven to be safe in anyway. It's just a bunch of algorithms strung together with some image processing tools and half-vast heuristics to implement someone's best idea of how to automatically drive a car.

  21. Re:Well... on Mobileye Says Tesla Was Dropped Because of Safety Concerns · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Statistically insignificant. Tesla stats will only matter when tens of thousands, if not millions, of trips have been made under autopilot. Then compare accident rates. If Tesla turns out to be safer, it won't be because of AI, because we have no idea how humans drive in the first place. It will be because of image processing and predictive algorithms, combined with pre-ordained decision trees. And there may well be major unforeseen consequences, such as cascading failures and catastrophic feedback loop interactions between vehicles.

  22. AI's a Lie on Mobileye Says Tesla Was Dropped Because of Safety Concerns · · Score: 1

    We don't even understand how humans make split-second decisions while driving, let alone know how to replicate that decision-making in software. So programming a computer to do this is a completely random act. This is not AI, and anyone who says it is now an accomplice to manslaughter.

  23. Rotating unlimited? on Amazon Adds Audiobooks and Podcasts To Prime Membership (fortune.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In what way is a "rotating selection of 50 audiobooks" unlimited? Not only are Prime members limited to the 50 titles Amazon puts in rotation, they're limited in how much time they have to read the books! Limits, limits, everywhere! As with their "free" Prime movies, Amazon manages to make another utterly useless "free" offering -- that costs $99/year.

  24. The Ends Justify the Beans on Edward Snowden Makes 'Moral' Case For Presidential Pardon (theguardian.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's ironic that the government has no problem using an "ends justifies the means" argument when claiming the moral high ground for intrusive technology, such as stinger cell phone trackers, but choke when citizens like Snowden use precisely the same argument to claim the moral high ground for disclosure of government malfeasance.

  25. Mutations? What mutations? on Video Shows How Bacteria Invade Antibiotics And Transform Into Superbugs (npr.org) · · Score: 0

    I see nothing in the researcher's methodology that verifies the traits for resistance were the result of random mutations. The antibiotic resistance traits could have always been present, but recessive. More importantly, there were no tests for actual fitness -- a requirement for evolution. Antibiotic resistance may come at the expense of other traits more important to long-term survival, such as, for example, the ability to tolerate seasonal temperature changes. Like the silly Dawkins Weasel Shakespeare incremental computer "recreation" of evolution, this is another example of Just Bad Science.