Shooting aluminum bullets at ice makes electricity, which could be a catalyst for life or something, and they've found evidence of life on Europa...
hmmm... so somebody's been shooting alluminum bullets at europa... <panic>OH MY GOSH! The aliens have been using europa for target practice for when they invade earth! They're gonna attack us with aluminum bullets!
AAAAAHHH!!!!</panic>
It's okay, though... I've stocked up on duct tape and plastic sheeting, so I'm safe.:-)
Though the complaint says the touts had no basis, the stock price rose more than 12 percent to $2.50 a share between December 1999 and January 2000 after Meltzer's first spam.
As evil as spam is, you've gotta admit that creating a 12% jump in the price of a stock just by sending email is pretty cool.
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It's all a plot by the terrorists! They've taken the USPTO! Run for the hills! AAAAAAAHHHH!
Shooting aluminum bullets at ice makes electricity, which could be a catalyst for life or something, and they've found evidence of life on Europa ...
... so somebody's been shooting alluminum bullets at europa ... <panic>OH MY GOSH! The aliens have been using europa for target practice for when they invade earth! They're gonna attack us with aluminum bullets!
... I've stocked up on duct tape and plastic sheeting, so I'm safe. :-)
hmmm
AAAAAHHH!!!!</panic>
It's okay, though
Though the complaint says the touts had no basis, the stock price rose more than 12 percent to $2.50 a share between December 1999 and January 2000 after Meltzer's first spam.
As evil as spam is, you've gotta admit that creating a 12% jump in the price of a stock just by sending email is pretty cool.