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  1. How quickly history is revised. on I Was a Teenage Hacker · · Score: 1

    Hacker was someone that wrote code and/or made
    their way into systems. Under hacker you also
    had a special group of people called Social
    Engineers. Some of the SE's were quite good like
    burns.

    Crackers broke copyright stuff for the win32
    crowd. The win32 crowd were heavy into warez
    and needed ereet people that could do courier
    work for them. There were also many crackers
    doing useful things like popping the top on
    some big encryption. I think calling these lazy,
    no talent morons that just learned how to type
    make papasmurf on their fresh redslackbian
    install while IRCing as root is disrespectful
    to the crackers. Real crackers actually display
    some sort of intelligence. I know crackers that
    call themselve crackers (like a safe cracker?)
    and all they do all day is sit around trying to
    do things like learn how UPC codes at their
    supermarket work.

    There were these morons that stole code, hex
    edited binaries and put there names in there,
    and other lame stuff that lazy people do. We
    usually called them morons.

    see http://www.moron.com for TersIan's take
    on this.

    Lately those people
    are being called script kiddies. If the particular
    moron is afraid to run the pop3 exploit and
    only dos attacks machines (specifically smurf),
    they are called packet monkeys. The dork that
    runs antionline was a packet monkey. On IRC they
    call them IRC Warriors!!!!. The funny thing is
    that I think they like being called that. They
    are just that dumb.

    What no one seems to remember is that
    these losers were all windows users. The dorks
    that take over IRC channels. They were perfectly
    happy using windows because they didn't have to
    think. That all changed the first time one of
    these losers tried to use a lame win32 mIRC
    exploit on a linux user, and the linux user
    knocked them down with da ping o' death. That
    raised the bar. Then all these moron channel
    takeover dweebs (that take over channels all
    day for fun in the same way that you or I would
    play quake) decided to learn just enough linux
    to compile exploits. Then they learned about
    shells. Then they learned about bugtraq, and so
    on. Now these same morons are breaking into
    websites.

    Some of the website defacements at least
    make me smile. My personal favorites are the
    LAPD, ValuJet and the Spice Girls. Six Flags was
    pretty funny. But when some dork breaks into
    www.nooneevervisitsthissite.com and puts up a list
    of shoutouts and demands in 3r33t hax0r sp34ch,
    I'm not very impressed. Lets see someone get
    www.ibm.com and post a list of what all the IBM
    VP's make. Now THAT would impress me.


    As for the morons that are to lazy to learn, lets
    not call them crackers. That's to good for them.
    Lets just call them morons.

  2. Re:My god Andover has gone to their heads..! on Premiere Episode of Slashdot Radio:Geeks in Space · · Score: 1

    hahaahahha! I'm telling Kyles mom!
    v-chip for you! Lets just hope they put
    it in your head and not in the place you were
    planning to talk about for the rest of the
    shows lifespan!

  3. RealAudio isn't that hard to set up for live feed. on Premiere Episode of Slashdot Radio:Geeks in Space · · Score: 1

    You will need a realmedia server set up somewhere.
    The licensing is the kicker. Even a 100 stream
    license isn't cheap. After you have a RA server to
    point a stream at, you just need a reliable
    connection to stream your content across to the
    server. You can do decent quality voice only
    broadcasts with a single channel ISDN connection.
    It's the bandwidth and licensing on the server
    that are super important. I will say though, that
    were I work we do not offer this as a product.
    We do have a deal with one special client that
    does live video and sound across a cable modem,
    but it's flaky. The server took about 15 minutes
    to set up on digital unix on our end. The cool
    thing is that you can get a test server with
    30 days worth of 60 streams for free.

    Hope This Helps

  4. Re:Not that hard... on madddog on Linux v NT Benchmarking · · Score: 2

    And that's why you are stuck using a substandard
    solution. If your company only cared enough to
    hire someone clueful. I usually define clueful
    as someone that isn't constantly getting paged
    out of bed at 3am because the mission critical
    application running on NT died when the new
    DOS attack out for NT that week on bugtraq just
    met your server. Don't get me wrong. Hopefully
    your words will convince IT managers everywhere
    to stop betting their bread and butter on
    mediocre solutions and people.

  5. I thought this was a good piece. on madddog on Linux v NT Benchmarking · · Score: 3

    I liked the fact that instead of reading an
    article about how messed up and skewed the
    benchmark was, I read an article that suggested
    things that can be done to better arm ourselves
    the next time something like this pops up.

    Good Job.

  6. Bloat Happens on All Hail Bloatware · · Score: 1

    Bloat happens because you hire cheap inexperienced
    programmers that you can treat like indentured
    servants. Bloat goes away when you have a global
    network of experienced talent working on the
    code, looking out for each other.

  7. Thank you from coming down from on high..... on The Metcalfe-Peterely Fun Continues · · Score: 1

    .........to mingle with the commoners!!!
    We so appreciate your unique point of view!!
    Gosh, I guess I should just stop right now
    because I'm an engineer and I surely don't
    need to react to this. You are wise and smarter
    than us. I will busy myself with writing songs
    about you.

  8. Question. on Harvard's response to the Packet Storm incident · · Score: 1

    Man. He seems like your basic opportunist attempting to stir up crap. Is there anything legal that can be done to him based upon all the evidence against him? We don't need people like this ruining our net. We certainly don't need people like him inflating issues and blatantly fabricating things. It ruins the lives of people like Kevin Mitnick. I hope this Kevin can find a way to sue him. I'm sure the packet monkeys are going to hose his website for a while, but I'm not really for that. He needs to be taught a legal lesson if that's possible.

  9. Re:I guess he was a "malicioushacker" on Harvard's response to the Packet Storm incident · · Score: 0

    I think you got it. That's what I was thinking. If I had only been fast enough *I* would have gotten the cool points. Oh well.