"I represent something people have longed for in Illinois politics for a long time," Keyes said. "I bring the residents of Illinois a long, thick cock. I am raising the banner of Christian priorities and moral priorities at all costs.
Anyone else notice that? I for some reason don't think that was in the original text.
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Not exactly a rewrite, but how's this?
I think the whole idea here can be summed up in the adage, "Race on Sunday - Sell on Monday."
"I represent something people have longed for in Illinois politics for a long time," Keyes said. "I bring the residents of Illinois a long, thick cock. I am raising the banner of Christian priorities and moral priorities at all costs.
Anyone else notice that? I for some reason don't think that was in the original text.