If you can't be a little flexible now and then, then you deserve everything you get YOU BITCHY OLD HAG. So shut up and leave me in peace. Every single evening you try and phone me and email me to get you your medicine even though I showed you how to climb on the little stool and everything to get it. So screw you, OK? Fuck off and die.
I'd love to come but I think I might score with a girl for the first time! Admittedly she's unconscious - maybe it was the stuff I put in her drink - but she kissed me! Sorry, but I just can't let this opportunity pass me by, mum! I'll be round at your place in half an hour or so.
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If you can't be a little flexible now and then, then you deserve everything you get YOU BITCHY OLD HAG. So shut up and leave me in peace. Every single evening you try and phone me and email me to get you your medicine even though I showed you how to climb on the little stool and everything to get it. So screw you, OK? Fuck off and die.
Jeez, settle down mum. Look, I'll just tie up my girlfriend so she can't get away and then I'll come and get you your horse tranquilisers, 'kay?
I'd love to come but I think I might score with a girl for the first time! Admittedly she's unconscious - maybe it was the stuff I put in her drink - but she kissed me! Sorry, but I just can't let this opportunity pass me by, mum! I'll be round at your place in half an hour or so.