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  1. Fucking cocksuckers on Getting Started in Network Security? · · Score: -1

    The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married
    couples' house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to
    see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
    _______.____________
    ____.'___'._________ "What are you doing," the mother-in-law asked.
    ___/_//\\\_\________
    __(_(_'\'_)_)_______ "I am waiting for my husband to come home from
    ___'-\_=_/-'_____//_ work," Cmdr. Taco replied.
    ___.-'___'-.___\__/_
    _/__________\__/_/__ "Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law.
    _|_\o_/_\_o/_\/_/___
    _|_|\_____/_\__/____ "This is my love dress," Cmdr. Taco
    _\__\__.__\_________ replied.
    __`\_\_____;________
    ___|/|\#/__|________ "LOVE DRESS!?! You are naked," said the
    ___|__()()_|________ mother-in-law.
    ___\___||__/________
    ____(__||_)_________ "But my husband loves it when I wear this
    ____|__\/_|_________ dress. It makes him happy and he makes me
    ____;__|__;_________ happy," said Cmdr. Taco. "I would
    _____\_|o/__________ appreciate your leaving now because my hus-
    _____/o|_\__________ band will be home any minute," the daughter-
    ____ooO_Ooo_________ in-law continued.
    ________o___________
    Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On
    the way home, she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" and got an idea.
    When she got home, she undressed, showered, applied her best per-
    fume, and waited by the door for her husband to come home.

    Finally, the pickup truck drove up the drive way, and she took
    her place by the door. The father-in-law opened the door, and
    immediately saw his wife naked by the door.

    "What are you doing," he asked.

    "This is my love dress," his wife replied.

    "Needs ironing," he replied.

    _________________________________________

    TrollKore forever!
    I HATE YOU, I HATE YOUR COUNTRY, AND I HATE YOUR FACE!


    ::[ irc.freedomirc.net ]::
    ::[ #trollkore ]::

  2. TrollKore 0wnz j00 all on GoboLinux Rethinks The Linux Filesystems · · Score: -1, Troll

    The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married
    couples' house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to
    see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
    _______.____________
    ____.'___'._________ "What are you doing," the mother-in-law asked.
    ___/_//\\\_\________
    __(_(_'\'_)_)_______ "I am waiting for my husband to come home from
    ___'-\_=_/-'_____//_ work," Cmdr. Taco replied.
    ___.-'___'-.___\__/_
    _/__________\__/_/__ "Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law.
    _|_\o_/_\_o/_\/_/___
    _|_|\_____/_\__/____ "This is my love dress," Cmdr. Taco
    _\__\__.__\_________ replied.
    __`\_\_____;________
    ___|/|\#/__|________ "LOVE DRESS!?! You are naked," said the
    ___|__()()_|________ mother-in-law.
    ___\___||__/________
    ____(__||_)_________ "But my husband loves it when I wear this
    ____|__\/_|_________ dress. It makes him happy and he makes me
    ____;__|__;_________ happy," said Cmdr. Taco. "I would
    _____\_|o/__________ appreciate your leaving now because my hus-
    _____/o|_\__________ band will be home any minute," the daughter-
    ____ooO_Ooo_________ in-law continued.
    ________o___________
    Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On
    the way home, she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" and got an idea.
    When she got home, she undressed, showered, applied her best per-
    fume, and waited by the door for her husband to come home.

    Finally, the pickup truck drove up the drive way, and she took
    her place by the door. The father-in-law opened the door, and
    immediately saw his wife naked by the door.

    "What are you doing," he asked.

    "This is my love dress," his wife replied.

    "Needs ironing," he replied.


    ::[ irc.freedomirc.net ]::
    ::[ #trollkore ]::

  3. COCK on GoboLinux Rethinks The Linux Filesystems · · Score: -1, Troll
  4. First Nazi post! Hitler loves me and yew!!! on RIAA Settles Suits Against Students · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
    P_______________________8..P
    E__Bow down to the_____#~..E
    N__Lord's penis_______8.',-N
    I_____________________#',-.I
    S__Jesus wants your__8',-..S
    -__anus, and he_____#~',-..-
    P__wants it NOW! ___8_',-..P
    E__________________##',-',-E
    N__An original_____8',-',";N
    I__TrollKore(TM)_____##',-',";I
    S__work of art.___8',-',";.S
    -__By Dessimat0r ##',-',";.-
    P________________8',-',";,.P
    E_______________#'',-',";,.E
    N______________8(',-',";,..N
    I_____________#(',-',";,.,.I
    S__________#8#8_',-',";,.,.S
    -_________#',-.8',-',";,.,.-
    P________8~',-..#',-',";,..P
    E_______#'',-',";8_',-',";.E
    N_____8=',-',";.+#+',-',";.N
    I____#=',-',";,._8',-',";,.I
    S___#=',-',";,..(#',-',";.8S
    -__8(',-',YOUR,.(8',-',";s#-
    P_8(',-',MOTHER";#',-',-s8_P
    E_#z',-',LOVES,";8',-..s#__E
    N_8_.,#',"YOU',";~#,..88___N
    I_#.##',-DEARLY,";~8,.8#___I
    S_8##',-+~'',-',-~#'8______S
    -_#.,..-',-',";.'=8#_______-
    P_.8+_',-',";,.'88_________P
    E___888',-',";~8___________E
    N______8#888#88____________N
    I__________________________I
    S____.oO TrollKore Oo._____S
    -_At the head of the game._-
    P__________________________P
    E___irc.freedomirc.net_____E
    N_______#trollkore_________N
    I__________________________I
    S__________________________S
    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-

    All you cock-loving fuckers out there, here is a special treat for you bastards, take a look at this knob. NOW SUCK IT, MOTHERFUCKERS!

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  5. Fuck you all, knobheads on GeForce FX 5200 Reviewed · · Score: -1, Troll

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
    P_______________________8..P
    E__Bow down to the_____#~..E
    N__Lord's penis_______8.',-N
    I_____________________#',-.I
    S__Jesus wants your__8',-..S
    -__anus, and he_____#~',-..-
    P__wants it NOW!____8_',-..P
    E__________________##',-',-E
    N__An original_____8',-',";N
    I__TrollKore(TM)_____##',-',";I
    S__work of art.___8',-',";.S
    -__By Dessimat0r ##',-',";.-
    P________________8',-',";,.P
    E_______________#'',-',";,.E
    N______________8(',-',";,..N
    I_____________#(',-',";,.,.I
    S__________#8#8_',-',";,.,.S
    -_________#',-.8',-',";,.,.-
    P________8~',-..#',-',";,..P
    E_______#'',-',";8_',-',";.E
    N_____8=',-',";.+#+',-',";.N
    I____#=',-',";,._8',-',";,.I
    S___#=',-',";,..(#',-',";.8S
    -__8(',-',YOUR,.(8',-',";s#-
    P_8(',-',MOTHER";#',-',-s8_P
    E_#z',-',LOVES,";8',-..s#__E
    N_8_.,#',"YOU',";~#,..88___N
    I_#.##',-DEARLY,";~8,.8#___I
    S_8##',-+~'',-',-~#'8______S
    -_#.,..-',-',";.'=8#_______-
    P_.8+_',-',";,.'88_________P
    E___888',-',";~8___________E
    N______8#888#88____________N
    I__________________________I
    S____.oO TrollKore Oo._____S
    -_At the head of the game._-
    P__________________________P
    E___irc.freedomirc.net_____E
    N_______#trollkore_________N
    I__________________________I
    S__________________________S
    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-

    All you cock-loving fuckers out there, here is a special treat for you bastards, take a look at this knob. NOW SUCK IT, MOTHERFUCKERS!

    You are not logged in. You can log in now using the Important Stuff: Please try to keep posts on topic. Try to reply to other people's comments instead of starting new threads. Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating what has already been said. Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about. Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your threshold on the User Preferences Page) If you want replies to your comments sent to you, consider logging in or creating an account. Problems regarding accounts or comment posting should be sent to CowboyNeal the convenient form below, or Important Stuff: Please try to keep posts on topic. Try to reply to other people's comments instead of starting new threads. Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating what has already been said. Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about. Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your threshold on the User Preferences Page) If you want replies to your comments sent to you, consider logging in or creating an account. Problems regarding accounts or comment posting should be sent to CowboyNeal

  6. I HATE all you fucking CUNTz, go to hell on GeForce FX 5200 Reviewed · · Score: -1, Troll

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
    P_______________________8..P
    E__Bow down to the_____#~..E
    N__Lord's penis_______8.',-N
    I_____________________#',-.I
    S__Jesus wants your__8',-..S
    -__anus, and he_____#~',-..-
    P__wants it NOW!____8_',-..P
    E__________________##',-',-E
    N__________________8',-',";N
    I_________________##',-',";I
    S_________________8',-',";.S
    -________________##',-',";.-
    P________________8',-',";,.P
    E_______________#'',-',";,.E
    N______________8(',-',";,..N
    I_____________#(',-',";,.,.I
    S__________#8#8_',-',";,.,.S
    -_________#',-.8',-',";,.,.-
    P________8~',-..#',-',";,..P
    E_______#'',-',";8_',-',";.E
    N_____8=',-',";.+#+',-',";.N
    I____#=',-',";,._8',-',";,.I
    S___#=',-',";,..(#',-',";.8S
    -__8(',-',YOUR,.(8',-',";s#-
    P_8(',-',MOTHER";#',-',-s8_P
    E_#z',-',LOVES,";8',-..s#__E
    N_8_.,#',"YOU',";~#,..88___N
    I_#.##',-DEARLY,";~8,.8#___I
    S_8##',-+~'',-',-~#'8______S
    -_#.,..-',-',";.'=8#_______-
    P_.8+_',-',";,.'88_________P
    E___888',-',";~8___________E
    N______8#888#88____________N
    I__________________________I
    S____.oO TrollKore Oo._____S
    -_At the head of the game._-
    P__________________________P
    E___irc.freedomirc.net_____E
    N_______#trollkore_________N
    I__________________________I
    S__________________________S
    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-

    All you cock-loving fuckers out there, here is a special treat for you bastards, take a look at this knob. NOW SUCK IT, MOTHERFUCKERS!

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