Handwriting began with scratching runes into rock with a piece of bone.
Perhaps its time to move on.
Or put another way, not many people really know how to make fire with two sticks, or a piece of flint. Should we lament the loss of archaic skills, or look forward to the next leap?
Well, I live in Australia, and note the confusion caused by the number 258, so here is why...
The number between 5 and 7 may not be spoken here because of its similarity (when spoken with a New Zealand accent) with a certain act often carried out between mammals.
In fact a whole new mathematical system is being developed (based on pictograms) to avoid political insensitivities in the Land where legislation has been passed to the effect that children access the internet, and so the internet must not contain content (including numbers) that might corrupt the young.
The pictogram for the number that dare not speak its name is an image of two trees. (tree and tree is s.x).
Similarly, three trees with 'watermarks' (evidence of the recent passing of puppydogs with full bladders) represents the number 99. (dirty tree + dirty tree + dirty tree = 99).
The same pictogram with underscores (here called doggy doo-doos) represents 100.
(dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd...)
Besides, our new supercomputer sure beats the 286 we've had to share for the last 10 years! Them Y2K problems are getting to be a real pain!
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Handwriting began with scratching runes into rock with a piece of bone.
Perhaps its time to move on.
Or put another way, not many people really know how to make fire with two sticks, or a piece of flint. Should we lament the loss of archaic skills, or look forward to the next leap?
Well, I live in Australia, and note the confusion caused by the number 258, so here is why...
The number between 5 and 7 may not be spoken here because of its similarity (when spoken with a New Zealand accent) with a certain act often carried out between mammals.
In fact a whole new mathematical system is being developed (based on pictograms) to avoid political insensitivities in the Land where legislation has been passed to the effect that children access the internet, and so the internet must not contain content (including numbers) that might corrupt the young.
The pictogram for the number that dare not speak its name is an image of two trees. (tree and tree is s.x).
Similarly, three trees with 'watermarks' (evidence of the recent passing of puppydogs with full bladders) represents the number 99. (dirty tree + dirty tree + dirty tree = 99).
The same pictogram with underscores (here called doggy doo-doos) represents 100.
(dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd...)
Besides, our new supercomputer sure beats the 286 we've had to share for the last 10 years! Them Y2K problems are getting to be a real pain!