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  1. Re: BROWSER WARS IV - A New Hope on Trouble Brewing at the W3C? · · Score: 5, Funny

    May the Source be with you.

  2. All-powerful forms on Trouble Brewing at the W3C? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kid, I've flown from one side of the galaxy to the other and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe that there's one all-powerful form that controls everything.

  3. Re:Break only affects carefully constructed messag on More on Newly Broken SHA-1 · · Score: 1

    Totally agree, however in the crypto community (which I cannot claim to be part of) the consensus is generally that if a weakness if found in an algorithm then it begs the question - "what other weaknesses are there".

    At least the information in R2 is still intact. I only hope that when the data's analyzed, a weakness can be found. It's not over yet.

  4. Re:Tool use? on Robotic Arm Controlled By Monkey Thoughts · · Score: 1

    That's not the impression I got. It seems more like the monkey was moving the tool as if it were it's own limb, i.e. the moneky tried to move its hand and the tool moved instead.

    That must suck. You try to move your hand and your tool moves instead. Of course, that could be fun.

  5. I'm glad he finally wised up. on Orbital Resort to Launch by 2010 · · Score: 1
    Popular Science has a cover feature on self-made billionaire and space enthusiast Robert Bigelow (who's been mentioned before on Slashdot). The article has new info on Bigelow's plans to launch a 'CSS Skywalker' orbital resort by 2010 and sell space habitats to others, such as scientists, manufacturers, Hollywood producers, and countries.
    I'm glad Bigelow finally wised up and ditched the name 'CSS Starkiller.'
  6. Re:Packet switching before them? on ACM to Honor TCP/IP Creators with Turing Award · · Score: 1

    Most notably, for the last 10 years, Leonard Kleinrock, a computer scientist at the University of California [...]

    You're thinking of the Flintstones episode. His actual name was Leonard Kleinberg.

  7. Most Common Inappropriate Comment on Why MS is Not Opening More Source Code · · Score: 0, Redundant

    God, I fucking hate working for Bill Gates!

  8. I'm sorry, Mr. Scott... on Instead of Revamping Hubble, Replace It · · Score: 1

    ...but there will be no refit.

  9. Why is Hubble still alive? on Repair Costs for Hubble Are Vexing to Scientists · · Score: 1

    Commodus the Scientist...

    Commodus: Why is Hubble still alive?
    Lucilla: I don't know.
    Commodus: It shouldn't be alive. It vexes me. I am terribly vexed.
  10. Oh, Grandma. on Why Apple Makes a One-Button Mouse · · Score: 2, Funny
    I misread this:
    Because when your grandmother uses Windows, she clicks the left and the right button at the same time. Watch her the next time she's using the computer -- really, she does this.
    as this:

    Because when your grandmother uses Windows, she licks the left and the right button at the same time. Watch her the next time she's using the computer -- really, she does this.

  11. Where is James T. Kirk when we need him?! on Security Researcher Faces Jail For Finding Bugs · · Score: 5, Funny

    And my guess is, that's exactly what will happen. The company made a mistake by producing flawed software. The researcher didn't make that mistake, only pointed it out. With these flaw(s) pointed out, the company didn't handle it in a grown-up manner. Instead of fixing the mistake, focusses on attacking the messenger. Dumb: mistake #2, again made by the company. And only makes the problem worse.

    KIRK: "Tegam, what is your purpose?"

    TEGAM: "We are Te-Gam. We produce perfect software. We sterilize imperfections."

    KIRK: "Tegam, you produced flawed software. You are imperfect.

    TEGAM: "We are Te-Gam. We are perfect. We sterilize imperfections."

    KIRK: "Tegam, you produced flawed software. That was your first mistake. You released the software without realizing this. That was your second mistake."

    TEGAM: "Error! Error!"

    KIRK: "Tegam, you handled the Tena situation in a childish manner. Instead of fixing your mistake, you focused on attacking the messenger. You sued the messenger. That was your third mistake.

    TEGAM: "Error! Error! Faulty! Faulty! Must sterilize!"

  12. THREE WORDS on Star Trek XI: Romulan Wars? · · Score: 1

    SEXY ROMULAN BABE

  13. Re:Kill all the crew... on Star Trek XI: Romulan Wars? · · Score: 1

    You forgot 9...and what you call 9 is actually 10. Here's the list reposted, with corrections:

    Star Trek I: The search for V'ger (aka a plot)
    Star Trek II: The Search for Khan
    Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
    Star Trek IV: The Search for Whales
    Star Trek V: The Search for God
    Star Trek VI: The Search for Shakesphere
    Star Trek VII: The Search for William Shatner
    Star Trek VIII: The Search for Vulcans
    Star Trek IX: The Search for Data
    Star Trek X: The Search for Little Picard