I was walking down the road one day and saw the Pope, I looked at him and then he looked at me with his Terminator eyes and said, "Bitch I Kill You Hax0r!". But what he didn't know was that I was expecting his surprise attack, so with lightning quick reflexes I kicked him in the sack and leaped upon the local music store yelling, "Take that you talentless cooze!". But the Pope was adept in his movements following me closely with his jetpack. He was closing in, I could tell by the loud mechanoid clicking and whistling sounds coming from his hat as he came closer. "Unacceptable!", he mumbled as he prepared a goblet of C-4 holy water for me. I averted the close attempt at my destruction by using my patented "Jump Jack Snap Kick to the Head".
As the Pope crashed to the ground, his jetpack giving way to the heel of my boot, he throws the accursed "Anti-Blessing Attack" my way. There was no time, I was hit with the full brunt of it. As I fell into the music store below I could only think one thing, should I whip his holy ass with the Ozzy Nunchucks or us the Ted Nugent longbow that comes in every box set. I rose to my feet and saw the Pope charging me, he had activated his Mandalorean armor. I could only think of one way out, I quickly jumped back to the life size promo statue of Marilyn Manson and used his oddly sticky unisex replica to vault over my holy aggressor exposing his only weak point. As I landed I found it all too easy to launch my fatal "Crappy Assed Metallica CD To The Neck" attack.
As the Pope fell to the ground and looked at me with the despair of total failure and pleading for mercy I said, "Send a message to your boss when you see him, tell Mr. Gates it doesn't matter who he sends I will never fall. I am opensource. I am...THE GEEK!!!"...then I stomped his ass into gravy.
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I was walking down the road one day and saw the Pope, I looked at him and then he looked at me with his Terminator eyes and said, "Bitch I Kill You Hax0r!". But what he didn't know was that I was expecting his surprise attack, so with lightning quick reflexes I kicked him in the sack and leaped upon the local music store yelling, "Take that you talentless cooze!". But the Pope was adept in his movements following me closely with his jetpack. He was closing in, I could tell by the loud mechanoid clicking and whistling sounds coming from his hat as he came closer. "Unacceptable!", he mumbled as he prepared a goblet of C-4 holy water for me. I averted the close attempt at my destruction by using my patented "Jump Jack Snap Kick to the Head".
...then I stomped his ass into gravy.
As the Pope crashed to the ground, his jetpack giving way to the heel of my boot, he throws the accursed "Anti-Blessing Attack" my way. There was no time, I was hit with the full brunt of it. As I fell into the music store below I could only think one thing, should I whip his holy ass with the Ozzy Nunchucks or us the Ted Nugent longbow that comes in every box set. I rose to my feet and saw the Pope charging me, he had activated his Mandalorean armor. I could only think of one way out, I quickly jumped back to the life size promo statue of Marilyn Manson and used his oddly sticky unisex replica to vault over my holy aggressor exposing his only weak point. As I landed I found it all too easy to launch my fatal "Crappy Assed Metallica CD To The Neck" attack.
As the Pope fell to the ground and looked at me with the despair of total failure and pleading for mercy I said, "Send a message to your boss when you see him, tell Mr. Gates it doesn't matter who he sends I will never fall. I am opensource. I am...THE GEEK!!!"