HAHA i agree. Double-D Avenger, before viewing, certainly gave the impression of a movie that would have titties. And yet in actuality-- gave only the impression of titties. They managed to cover Kitten's breasts so entirely that i was left wondering if she'd had a double masectomy. Umm...
as a former film school student and a geek of many years, i've always maintained that "polish vampire in burbank" (directed by Mark Pirro, the same fine fellow who brought us "curse of the queerwolf," which is, while a dreadful film, not bad enough to comment upon further) and in fact formulated my own rating system whereupon films receive a score between 1 and 1000 PViBs (Polish Vampire in Burbank's, in case your attention span is wavering). But a film festival i worked on in 2002 screened "The Double-D Avenger" and while i feel compelled to rate it at approximately 1.5 PViBs i know, deep down in my squishy little heart, that it is really just as bad. Double-D stars some of those fine, worthy Russ Meyer girls such as Raven de la Croix (who is a very nice lady in person but perhaps not the finest *cough* thespian the 20th century produced) and both movies are worth a look if you have a dirty mind and very low standards.
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HAHA i agree. Double-D Avenger, before viewing, certainly gave the impression of a movie that would have titties. And yet in actuality-- gave only the impression of titties. They managed to cover Kitten's breasts so entirely that i was left wondering if she'd had a double masectomy. Umm...
as a former film school student and a geek of many years, i've always maintained that "polish vampire in burbank" (directed by Mark Pirro, the same fine fellow who brought us "curse of the queerwolf," which is, while a dreadful film, not bad enough to comment upon further) and in fact formulated my own rating system whereupon films receive a score between 1 and 1000 PViBs (Polish Vampire in Burbank's, in case your attention span is wavering). But a film festival i worked on in 2002 screened "The Double-D Avenger" and while i feel compelled to rate it at approximately 1.5 PViBs i know, deep down in my squishy little heart, that it is really just as bad. Double-D stars some of those fine, worthy Russ Meyer girls such as Raven de la Croix (who is a very nice lady in person but perhaps not the finest *cough* thespian the 20th century produced) and both movies are worth a look if you have a dirty mind and very low standards.