Have you been spending money on those damn O'Reilly books again? You're out of a job, and spending time posting on this poor excuse for a tech news site? You are a poor excuse for a husband! My mother was right about you! Unless you can put food on the table, why don't you just go live under a bridge with all your stupid friends!
Why are you posting on this sad excuse for a bulletin board, and not out looking for a job? Do you think that I can feed the family on nothing? You lazy SOB!
Just because you've loaded up our retirement accounts with SGI stock, don't delude these nice people. The SGI brand is worth very little in the areas in which they are trying to compete. And Linux does a better job, with more software available. The Apple comparison is particulartly inapt, because SGI has never achieved Apple's niche market. Next you'll be saying that everyone should buy SGI stock because Sauron is going to standardize on SGI. Everyone knows that Sauron runs only Windows.
By the way, don't forget to pick up the Rohanese food for dinner tonight. Thanks,
Good point here, honey. It would be nice to see some real innovation. Or, failing that, to see a browser that was focused on security and quality, rather that bells and whistles or obsessive execution of every little thing. A more user-centric model would also be a good thing.
Don't give me that "F as in Free" baloney! How about "F as in what you're doing with that Elf slut in the woods"! Bastard! Leaving me alone with the kids! They don't raise themselves, you know! I just give and give and give, and you TAKE, TAKE, TAKE! Where the heck are you when I need you?!? Not here!
Please bring some of that lembas for the baby when you come home. Thanks.
Have you seen that BASTARD? He's off in the woods with some Elf slut, I know it! Don't try to cover for him, or give me that old story that he's "under the bridge"! I checked, and he's not! I give him the best year of my life, and he's off playing in the woods with and Elf bunny! I'm not going to put up with this ANY MORE!!!
If you see him, please tell him that he needs to come home and take out the garbage. Thanks.
You bastard! You promised me that you would stop using this glorified chat room! It's not enough that I saved you when those nutjobs sent you over the falls in a rowboat! It's not enough that I nursed you back to health! It's not enough that I have twelve children for you! When those stupid hairy-foots tried to get into Mordor, did I eat them? No!
You've been hanging out in the woods with that Elf slut again, haven't you? If I catch you with her, it's not going to be a pretty sight!
You're ashamed of me! You never bring company home to our nice, dry cave! I slave all day to make a nice home, and you're always "out with the boys" (hah!). Well, if this doesn't stop, you'll be hearing from my lawyers!!!
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Have you been spending money on those damn O'Reilly books again? You're out of a job, and spending time posting on this poor excuse for a tech news site? You are a poor excuse for a husband! My mother was right about you! Unless you can put food on the table, why don't you just go live under a bridge with all your stupid friends!
Your loving wife,
Shelob
Why are you posting on this sad excuse for a bulletin board, and not out looking for a job? Do you think that I can feed the family on nothing? You lazy SOB!
Your loving wife,
Shelob
Boromir, honey,
Just because you've loaded up our retirement accounts with SGI stock, don't delude these nice people. The SGI brand is worth very little in the areas in which they are trying to compete. And Linux does a better job, with more software available. The Apple comparison is particulartly inapt, because SGI has never achieved Apple's niche market. Next you'll be saying that everyone should buy SGI stock because Sauron is going to standardize on SGI. Everyone knows that Sauron runs only Windows.
By the way, don't forget to pick up the Rohanese food for dinner tonight. Thanks,
Shelob
Good point here, honey. It would be nice to see some real innovation. Or, failing that, to see a browser that was focused on security and quality, rather that bells and whistles or obsessive execution of every little thing. A more user-centric model would also be a good thing.
Shelob
Don't give me that "F as in Free" baloney! How about "F as in what you're doing with that Elf slut in the woods"! Bastard! Leaving me alone with the kids! They don't raise themselves, you know! I just give and give and give, and you TAKE, TAKE, TAKE! Where the heck are you when I need you?!? Not here!
Please bring some of that lembas for the baby when you come home. Thanks.
Your Loving Wife,
Shelob
Have you seen that BASTARD? He's off in the woods with some Elf slut, I know it! Don't try to cover for him, or give me that old story that he's "under the bridge"! I checked, and he's not! I give him the best year of my life, and he's off playing in the woods with and Elf bunny! I'm not going to put up with this ANY MORE!!!
If you see him, please tell him that he needs to come home and take out the garbage. Thanks.
Shelob
You bastard! You promised me that you would stop using this glorified chat room! It's not enough that I saved you when those nutjobs sent you over the falls in a rowboat! It's not enough that I nursed you back to health! It's not enough that I have twelve children for you! When those stupid hairy-foots tried to get into Mordor, did I eat them? No!
You've been hanging out in the woods with that Elf slut again, haven't you? If I catch you with her, it's not going to be a pretty sight!
You're ashamed of me! You never bring company home to our nice, dry cave! I slave all day to make a nice home, and you're always "out with the boys" (hah!). Well, if this doesn't stop, you'll be hearing from my lawyers!!!
Your Loving Wife,
Shelob