Down load the zabbix or nagios virtual machine, run it, done.
Why do you have articles about shit that wasn't difficult or new when slashdot fucking started?
Instead you're just posting stupid slashvertisements from people because you're too ignorant to know the difference between common knowledge and a challenge.
You need to spend less time worrying about those stupid fucking pointless videos you do and more time understanding that technology is more than a way for your dumb ass to milk some paychecks out of this tired old website
Oh, wait, Taco quit... that is all you do now isn't it?
The reason sales have stalled is because not everyone is stupid.
You live in a fantasy.
I don't really understand why sales have stalled as this is going to be 2-3 years ahead of the market.
So they are going to magically come out with a phone 2 or 3 years ahead of the market... when they aren't even currently in the market and have no experience doing what they claim they are going to do. And they claim they are going to do it far better than the people who produce the hardware itself?
Canonical is some how going to get Samsung (or whoever) to make magical new hardware that they themselves don't sell? Its not like Canonical can fab chips or make AMOLED displays or any of the other related bits.
Only a fool and his followers make and believe statements like these.
Go make your own phone and distribution instead of demanding everyone do everything exactly like you want.
Seriously, get over yourselves.
I'm not buying into the edge on indiegogo, but if it comes to fruition before Apple does the same thing with OSX and iOS on the iPhone, then I'll be hard pressed not to just switch to Linux. See not everyone in the world is a freetard, some of us just like to get the job done and don't mind paying for it and not always knowing momma's secret receipt.
If you want an FSF phone/PC, then get the FSF to make you one.
What you did was found the smallest unit possible to try and describe the scary damage this has done. Why the fuck didn't you just use the atomic weight of the entire plant, thats about as useful and meaningful.
You're using an flow rate as a measure of volume... and ignoring the whole time variable. You really don't have any idea what these things are you're converting about, do you?
You guys at slashdot are a bunch of douche bags without Taco around. No wonder he left.
The cloud isn't handy because it stores your data, thats just an implementation detail that puts 'them' in charge. The cloud is handy because it makes things easy to access from an unexpected location with minimal effort.
Congratulations, you've just described how apps work on Palm Pilots (the ones before the phone).
And lots of other platforms too for that matter, but Palm was the only one I could think of recently. Its not a new concept. Its horrible from a developer perspective however. Developers suck. Restarting helps deal with that suckage by clearing the slate.
They want him on Swedish soil so they can charge him. In Sweden, you charge him during the 'questioning' process. You can't go to England and charge someone with crimes in Sweden.
The questioning is a media trick Assange and his moron followers use to pretend he's not doing anything wrong and that Sweden is trying to extradite him.
If you believe a word Assange says, you're an idiot from the word go.
They did ask. In fact, they asked him not to leave the country... his response was to promptly flee the country and then talk about how THEY weren't accommodating HIM.
Get a fucking clue, you're nothing more than his tool and too stupid to realize it.
The US really doesn't give a fuck about him. You're a moron to think we do. If we actually cared about Assange, he would have been dead 2 years ago. We don't fuck around with court cases for shit like that, we just fucking kill him in a way that looks like an accident. We don't have a problem with doing it either.
If we wanted assange, we'd have had him 2 years ago and told you to go fuck yourself if you didn't like it.
We don't want him.
NO ONE FUCKING WANTS HIM, hence why he's living in some embassy. Far enough away that he's not going to cause any real trouble for the host country and sure as hell not IN the host country. Ecuador is just using him as a shitty pawn, his usefulness is pretty much long gone, he'll be news whoring soon enough to find someone else to 'protect' him.
Bradley Manning is in the US military. Different set of laws. They can hold his ass for 10 million years without sentencing. Legally. If they want. He shouldn't have signed up if he wasn't willing to accept that, he most certainly shouldn't have broken his oath and the law by transmitting classified documents to someone else without being prepared to take the lashes that comes with it.
Assange is a fucking douche, the sooner you get that through your thick ass skull the better. He is not about freedom of information, he's about whatever gets the most attention for Julian. He could easily be done with all this shit, except he's basically saying 'I don't care about the law, I'll do what I want'. He doesn't play well with others, anyone. Whats good for everyone else is not good for Julian. His 'detainment' could be resolved in 24 hours. Instead he keeps making retarded statements like OMFG MERICA! and morons like you keep sucking the shit straight out of his asshole for it.
Jeremy Hammond is nothing more than a trouble maker who uses politics as an excuse. Again, you're a moron for giving a shit about the predicament he has gotten himself into. These situations don't find him, he goes and seeks out ways to get in trouble while pretending he's 'sticking it too the man'. His history however shows he's nothing more than a trouble making asshole.
You, and anyone who thinks like you, are just uppity morons too stupid to let facts cloud your 'OMG THE MAN SUCKS DOWN WITH THE MAN!@%!^#!@#^' crap.
Except that you can either go to a self-service key grinder... or 9 times out of 8, the guy making the keys will make one for you anyway without raising an eye brow.
I've never had anyone actually refuse to make a key for me because it had something engraved in it, and then all you do is point out that the blanks they have... already have Do Not Duplicate engraved in the blank.
The second also stopped the internet choke you used to get when you restarted a session and it tried to load several hundred pages at the same time. Hurray for progress!
Seriously... several hundred pages open in different tabs?
I can say, without any doubt in my mind, that is the most retarded thing I've heard in a while.
The browser isn't the problem there bud, its you. Hurray for progress indeed. You've proven that advanced technology just makes a more advanced idiot, not smarter browser.
Aren't you special, you can use someone else's code to annoy the piss out of someone who provides for you. Congratulations, you are one of the dictionary definitions of a douche bag.
You should go apply to work with Gawker media, Gizmodo loves guys like you. They'll give you a universal remote and call you a hacker for turning of conference TVs.
I'd FUCKING LOVE for a TV to come with Windows 8 Media Center, 3 or 6 Cable Card Tuners and a network port so it could feed WMC extenders and use an NAS for storage. Its only competition in the DVR arena is TV.
But don't let ignorance get in the way of your fancying.
I know people are worrying about turning on the TV's webcam, to which I would ask who in their right mind would buy a TV with a webcam in it in the first place?
Anyone who likes the concept of video conferencing with loved ones around the globe by just using their TV.
I realize thats not what actually happens, but I'd love if I could do FaceTime on my TV with a built in camera and no laptop/phone.
Yep... thats how you do it... except you left out the part they were complaining about... having to tweak it for god knows how many devices of different sizes to make it so that its done properly rather than 'almost'.
Thats the thing they are complaining about. They don't want to be the typical android app, where everything is 'almost' as good as it is on the iStuff.
... Perhaps you could read the summary, and then maybe the article. They articulated a very specific and valid reason. You may put different value on how important what they said is, but that doesn't make it any less true.
Slashdot Mirror
Seriously?
How to build blah blah blah ...
Down load the zabbix or nagios virtual machine, run it, done.
Why do you have articles about shit that wasn't difficult or new when slashdot fucking started?
Instead you're just posting stupid slashvertisements from people because you're too ignorant to know the difference between common knowledge and a challenge.
You need to spend less time worrying about those stupid fucking pointless videos you do and more time understanding that technology is more than a way for your dumb ass to milk some paychecks out of this tired old website
Oh, wait, Taco quit ... that is all you do now isn't it?
The reason sales have stalled is because not everyone is stupid.
You live in a fantasy.
I don't really understand why sales have stalled as this is going to be 2-3 years ahead of the market.
So they are going to magically come out with a phone 2 or 3 years ahead of the market ... when they aren't even currently in the market and have no experience doing what they claim they are going to do. And they claim they are going to do it far better than the people who produce the hardware itself?
Canonical is some how going to get Samsung (or whoever) to make magical new hardware that they themselves don't sell? Its not like Canonical can fab chips or make AMOLED displays or any of the other related bits.
Only a fool and his followers make and believe statements like these.
Dear FSF,
No.
Go make your own phone and distribution instead of demanding everyone do everything exactly like you want.
Seriously, get over yourselves.
I'm not buying into the edge on indiegogo, but if it comes to fruition before Apple does the same thing with OSX and iOS on the iPhone, then I'll be hard pressed not to just switch to Linux. See not everyone in the world is a freetard, some of us just like to get the job done and don't mind paying for it and not always knowing momma's secret receipt.
If you want an FSF phone/PC, then get the FSF to make you one.
Becquerels ... REALLY?
What you did was found the smallest unit possible to try and describe the scary damage this has done. Why the fuck didn't you just use the atomic weight of the entire plant, thats about as useful and meaningful.
You're using an flow rate as a measure of volume ... and ignoring the whole time variable. You really don't have any idea what these things are you're converting about, do you?
You guys at slashdot are a bunch of douche bags without Taco around. No wonder he left.
... then people who want to keep it in sync?
The cloud isn't handy because it stores your data, thats just an implementation detail that puts 'them' in charge. The cloud is handy because it makes things easy to access from an unexpected location with minimal effort.
Seriously?
http://www.apple.com/mac-pro/
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=pcie+ssd
Congratulations, you've just described how apps work on Palm Pilots (the ones before the phone).
And lots of other platforms too for that matter, but Palm was the only one I could think of recently. Its not a new concept. Its horrible from a developer perspective however. Developers suck. Restarting helps deal with that suckage by clearing the slate.
Congratulations, you have respect for someone for standing up against something he doesn't even fully understand.
Good job, you respect someone for being ignorant. Thats pretty impressive, sounds like Bieber is presidential material.
You didn't have permission to copy the music from the borrowed CD in the first place. You've already committed a felony before you started the stream.
Why the hell do you think its okay to steal the content in one way, but not okay to steal it in a different way?
IF you don't own the copyright, yes.
Of course ... its ALREADY ILLEGAL to post things on youtube for which you are not given permission by the copyright holder.
What this does is changes it from a minor crime to a major crime.
They want him on Swedish soil so they can charge him. In Sweden, you charge him during the 'questioning' process. You can't go to England and charge someone with crimes in Sweden.
The questioning is a media trick Assange and his moron followers use to pretend he's not doing anything wrong and that Sweden is trying to extradite him.
If you believe a word Assange says, you're an idiot from the word go.
You're right, they should totally go chase down the guy who fled the country after specifically being told not to even leave town.
Totally Swedens fault, no responsibility of Assange at all.
God you're an idiot.
They did ask. In fact, they asked him not to leave the country ... his response was to promptly flee the country and then talk about how THEY weren't accommodating HIM.
Get a fucking clue, you're nothing more than his tool and too stupid to realize it.
The US really doesn't give a fuck about him. You're a moron to think we do. If we actually cared about Assange, he would have been dead 2 years ago. We don't fuck around with court cases for shit like that, we just fucking kill him in a way that looks like an accident. We don't have a problem with doing it either.
If we wanted assange, we'd have had him 2 years ago and told you to go fuck yourself if you didn't like it.
We don't want him.
NO ONE FUCKING WANTS HIM, hence why he's living in some embassy. Far enough away that he's not going to cause any real trouble for the host country and sure as hell not IN the host country. Ecuador is just using him as a shitty pawn, his usefulness is pretty much long gone, he'll be news whoring soon enough to find someone else to 'protect' him.
Informative mod? No, ignorant.
Bradley Manning is in the US military. Different set of laws. They can hold his ass for 10 million years without sentencing. Legally. If they want. He shouldn't have signed up if he wasn't willing to accept that, he most certainly shouldn't have broken his oath and the law by transmitting classified documents to someone else without being prepared to take the lashes that comes with it.
Assange is a fucking douche, the sooner you get that through your thick ass skull the better. He is not about freedom of information, he's about whatever gets the most attention for Julian. He could easily be done with all this shit, except he's basically saying 'I don't care about the law, I'll do what I want'. He doesn't play well with others, anyone. Whats good for everyone else is not good for Julian. His 'detainment' could be resolved in 24 hours. Instead he keeps making retarded statements like OMFG MERICA! and morons like you keep sucking the shit straight out of his asshole for it.
Jeremy Hammond is nothing more than a trouble maker who uses politics as an excuse. Again, you're a moron for giving a shit about the predicament he has gotten himself into. These situations don't find him, he goes and seeks out ways to get in trouble while pretending he's 'sticking it too the man'. His history however shows he's nothing more than a trouble making asshole.
You, and anyone who thinks like you, are just uppity morons too stupid to let facts cloud your 'OMG THE MAN SUCKS DOWN WITH THE MAN!@%!^#!@#^' crap.
Theres a CNC machine in every town in the nation now days, hell, I have one in my shed that could cut these keys.
More CNC machines than 3d printers by far.
Except that you can either go to a self-service key grinder ... or 9 times out of 8, the guy making the keys will make one for you anyway without raising an eye brow.
I've never had anyone actually refuse to make a key for me because it had something engraved in it, and then all you do is point out that the blanks they have ... already have Do Not Duplicate engraved in the blank.
Chrome uses its own flash player developed by Google, it can interact however they want it to.
The second also stopped the internet choke you used to get when you restarted a session and it tried to load several hundred pages at the same time. Hurray for progress!
Seriously ... several hundred pages open in different tabs?
I can say, without any doubt in my mind, that is the most retarded thing I've heard in a while.
The browser isn't the problem there bud, its you. Hurray for progress indeed. You've proven that advanced technology just makes a more advanced idiot, not smarter browser.
You've heard of bookmarks, right?
Or just get a browser that doesn't suck and doesn't auto-play flash by default without extra plugins.
Aren't you special, you can use someone else's code to annoy the piss out of someone who provides for you. Congratulations, you are one of the dictionary definitions of a douche bag.
You should go apply to work with Gawker media, Gizmodo loves guys like you. They'll give you a universal remote and call you a hacker for turning of conference TVs.
You'll be so leet.
I'd FUCKING LOVE for a TV to come with Windows 8 Media Center, 3 or 6 Cable Card Tuners and a network port so it could feed WMC extenders and use an NAS for storage. Its only competition in the DVR arena is TV.
But don't let ignorance get in the way of your fancying.
I know people are worrying about turning on the TV's webcam, to which I would ask who in their right mind would buy a TV with a webcam in it in the first place?
Anyone who likes the concept of video conferencing with loved ones around the globe by just using their TV.
I realize thats not what actually happens, but I'd love if I could do FaceTime on my TV with a built in camera and no laptop/phone.
Then you are the most inexperienced of computer users.
You really mean to say you've never experienced lag? That alone is why VoIP sucks ass in every single instance I've ever seen.
Yep ... thats how you do it ... except you left out the part they were complaining about ... having to tweak it for god knows how many devices of different sizes to make it so that its done properly rather than 'almost'.
Thats the thing they are complaining about. They don't want to be the typical android app, where everything is 'almost' as good as it is on the iStuff.
... Perhaps you could read the summary, and then maybe the article. They articulated a very specific and valid reason. You may put different value on how important what they said is, but that doesn't make it any less true.