What about those that think that making a loyaty oath is a violation of The Ten Commandments?
True, anyone who follows The Ten Commandments is obviously just a Godless Communist in disguse, but still.... I guess we will just have to ship them to their caves in Siberia with the rest of the Godless Communists.
But then they've been trying to get an ammendment for Flag Burning for quite a while too.
You just don't understand because you are a godless communist. Loyalty Oaths are the only thing protecting us from the godless communists. We must make everyone swear a Loyaty Oath on a daily basis because only a godless communist would refuse to take a Loyalty Oath. That way we can find out who they are, and ship them back to their caves in Siberia.
Unless you draw strength from your unwavering faith in an invisible, omniscient diety who favors those born in the middle of the North American lamd mass above all others you are a Godless Communist Hipplie Punk Liberal Commie Scum!
Go back to your cave in Siberia!
Or just Shut Up, Be Happy, and receite the pledge with the rest of us!
Obviously Fundamentalist Christians don't have real faith that their religion can prevail on its own merits.
Maybe they aren't really Christians at all. Maybe they are really Godless Communists. If they were real Christians they would have faith. Not to mention they wouldn't have the Government force a Loyalty Oath on everyone that violates the third of the Ten Commandments.
George Bush is not a man of God. George Bush abuses the name of God for his own political ends. George Bush is a sleeper agent for the Godless Communists. George Bush is a Godless Communist. George W Bush encourages our enemies to shoot down our troops in Iraq.
That is why I, Richard Milhous Nixon, the greatest president this great country has ever had, is calling for all truely God fearing Americans to bring down this liberal pink hippie commie liberal scumbag George W. Bush. And don't wait until the Presidential election in November 2004. I'm calling on all Loyal Americans to join the Republican Party, if you haven't already, to vote against George W Bush in the Republican Primary.
Vote for John McCain, a truely loyal American, who not only fought for our country, but survived being an MIA for years. Do you think that he would needlessly squander our military resources, and put our brave soldiers at risk like that Godless Communist George W Bush did in Iraq? No. John McCain knows what it means to be a soldier and would not risk other soldiers lives so pointlessly.
Only a Liberal godless communist like JFK or George W Bush would start a war over so little. Remember, Liberals start wars, and true conservatives finish them. I didn't start Vietnam, Kennedy did. I just did what I had to do to finish it. That's why I say that George W Bush is a Godless Commie Liberal.
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What about those that think that making a loyaty oath is a violation of The Ten Commandments?
True, anyone who follows The Ten Commandments is obviously just a Godless Communist in disguse, but still.... I guess we will just have to ship them to their caves in Siberia with the rest of the Godless Communists.
But then they've been trying to get an ammendment for Flag Burning for quite a while too.
You just don't understand because you are a godless communist. Loyalty Oaths are the only thing protecting us from the godless communists. We must make everyone swear a Loyaty Oath on a daily basis because only a godless communist would refuse to take a Loyalty Oath. That way we can find out who they are, and ship them back to their caves in Siberia.
Now off with you! Back to your cave in Siberia!
Unless you draw strength from your unwavering faith in an invisible, omniscient
diety who favors those born in the middle of the North American lamd mass above
all others you are a Godless Communist Hipplie Punk Liberal Commie Scum!
Go back to your cave in Siberia!
Or just Shut Up, Be Happy, and receite the pledge with the rest of us!
Obviously Fundamentalist Christians don't have real faith that their religion can prevail on its own merits.
Maybe they aren't really Christians at all. Maybe they are really Godless Communists. If they were real Christians they would have faith. Not to mention they wouldn't have the Government force a Loyalty Oath on everyone that violates the third of the Ten Commandments.
George Bush is not a man of God. George Bush abuses the name of God for his own political ends. George Bush is a sleeper agent for the Godless Communists. George Bush is a Godless Communist. George W Bush encourages our enemies to shoot down our troops in Iraq.
That is why I, Richard Milhous Nixon, the greatest president this great country has ever had, is calling for all truely God fearing Americans to bring down this liberal pink hippie commie liberal scumbag George W. Bush. And don't wait until the Presidential election in November 2004. I'm calling on all Loyal Americans to join the Republican Party, if you haven't already, to vote against George W Bush in the Republican Primary.
Vote for John McCain, a truely loyal American, who not only fought for our country, but survived being an MIA for years. Do you think that he would needlessly squander our military resources, and put our brave soldiers at risk like that Godless Communist George W Bush did in Iraq? No. John McCain knows what it means to be a soldier and would not risk other soldiers lives so pointlessly.
Only a Liberal godless communist like JFK or George W Bush would start a war over so little. Remember, Liberals start wars, and true conservatives finish them. I didn't start Vietnam, Kennedy did. I just did what I had to do to finish it. That's why I say that George W Bush is a Godless Commie Liberal.
Thank you, and good night.
What part of: (Pledge Parody) ... do you have a problem with?
Besides the fact that you are a liberal hippie commie punk fagot communist liberal pinko scumbag?
I think it is supposed to be Underpants instead of Unaware.
You need to watch less of The Simpsons and read more Life in Hell!
Hope this helps.