I think the LHC has destroyed the world multiple times now. It is just that we here and now are the survivors of the disasters....
According to the Multi-verse theory, each quantum fluctuation creates a new universe or timeline.....
Because we are alive and well and not consumed by a black hole, that means in "our" branch of the multiverse we haven't created a Black Hole that swallows earth "yet".....
But fear not because Even if the LHC were to create a earth consuming black hole, strangelet, way to lower the energy level entire universe leading to it's immediate destruction. We will survive because at least one branch of timeline will survive by failing to create these anomolies and go on to branch out some more to survive whatever weird physics experiments we dream up of go arwy.....
The only problem is when creating black hols and exotic matter that is large enough to reduce quantum probability and then we are really screwed.
Sounds like this is somethign we should be dumping more "Stimulus Money" into so that we can cure people with traumatic nerve damage, this would save countless millions or billions as people confined to wheelchairs would not need so much fiscal support compared to non paralyzed folks.
If they need human volunteers for trials I don't think they would have any trouble finding any....
Like those who no longer can secrete Fear Pheromones, Like: Achmed the Dead terrorist.
That guy can walk right on by past this because even though he is a Terrorizing terrorist and his dead skeletal body can no longer produce fear pheromones because his flesh has all been blown off his body.
They will only now be stopping creepy people with lotion on puppets instead....
Hey if I genetically predisposed to steal stuff I should be able to go to your house and take your sweet X-Box because you know I couldn't help myself.....
Lock him up until we have reliable treatment to permanently cure him, if we have a treatment that can manage his "behavior illness" then release them on probation and make damn sure they never go off their meds....
If they come up with a 95%-100% foolproof way of treating genetically aggressive folks then you treat them and hold them for about a year or until they are psychologically rehabilitated and then release them on probation for a few years before letting them live tot heir own devices.
I mean you could chart the idiocy of releasing him sooner on paper using the math skills of a fourth grader.....
So we are rewarding this guy with aggressive genes the ability to go out and spread his genes, while a non-violent gene offender will have less chance to spread his genes. No wonder we will turn into animals and allow the apes to take over, those damn dirty apes.....
Keep the genetically violent locked up until we can come up with gene therepy to treat him to ensure that he doesn't spread his genes, either that or give him the following option:
1. Irreversible sterilization with aggressive treatment with drugs to reduce aggression and reduced sentence.
2. Standard sentence.
Otherwise you are throwing logic right out the door.
I saw we should only feed prisoners Junk food and Sugary Soda pop.
Forget feeding them three "Healthy" squares a day. Feed them left over Halloween Candy, Twinkies, HoHos, Potato Chips, Soda Pop (the more High Fructose Corn Syrup the better) and any meat is to be fried in lard or High Trans fat oils. Basically anything that puts on weight is a plus.
For exercise I recommend that we make them stay in their cells and provide them with a video gaming system, (Preferable those cheap ass NES and Sega Genesis Chinese rip offs.) Pipe in soap operas on the TV and reward prisoners who watch soaps with a supply of Bon Bons. No one is to be able to use the prison gym and they will be measured ever month to ensure they have a BMI that is well over 30. If they start exercising in their cells on their own you throw them into the hole where they are force fed like a goose being prepared for Fois Gras until their BMI has exceeded 30.
We can also supplement their food with popular diet medication and give them new diet meds every three months as this stuff usually is responsible for increasing long term weight gain, you could even put the whole prison on a Binge/Bust cycle to permanently ruin their metabolism.
Now you may be asking why should you do this? Well the answer is simple, when you release law breakers back into society you don't want a bunch of fit and healthy but angry men who can outrun the doughnut eating cops better than they could before they went to the big house. Instead you want ex-cons that are soft marshmallowy and easy to re-capture should they insist on robbing the local 7-11 for all that is in the register and 4 boxes of Little Debbie snack cakes.
Victims of violent offenders as well would benefit from this as well, as a Prison Fattened rapist would be unable to easily engage in actual rape with a large lump of fat effectively decreasing their "reach". Those who have beaten people up within an inch of their lives would now be out of breath by the time they threw their third punch. It is harder for fat people to even get around to commit crime as anyone living in a bad area of town in an apartment two or three floors up without an elevator would be living in near complete safety from ex-cons.
What are the drawbacks of this? Well you might see an increase in the number of lazy folks Wanting to get into prison and this is remedied by moving some of the Welfare Budget directly to the prison system. You would see more rednecks and white trash in prison, which would lower attendance to NASCAR races.
What are some indirect benefits of this? Well law abiding folks would want to stay thinner so you would actually be increasing the health of law abiding citizens as they would want to be thin to avoid the "criminal stigma" of being fat as an ex-con.
I say we need to create a new class of Jail Bird, The Couch Potato Con.
We should only be jailing those who commit violent acts against others (murder, rape, assault), those who thieve from others need to have their wages garnished, or turn them into indentured servants until they have re-paid what they have stolen. The drug users should be let free but forced to pay for their own rehabilitation.
When I mention jailing violent offenders, I mean we should lock them up in an environment where they can't hurt others like padded solitary cells (to prevent prison yard violence) and feed them Twinkies so if they get out they are a soft marshmallow instead of having a "prison build". Those who can be treated by chemicals, drugs, ect, should have it done and if they are show to no longer have violent tendencies they should be released on probation.
Maybe in the future they can have Gene therapy to remove the problematic aggression genes. Also in Domestication studies some animals have been show to have high levels of Cortisone that are more "wild" than those with lower levels. I wonder if most violent criminals are just not "Domesticated" and maybe this research could be used to help violent offenders not be as violent anymore.
This is why we need Wormhole tech, even a Wormhole a few microns wide that connects between earth and mars would be able to transmit Trillions of bytes per second if utilized properly....
Better though to fund NASA and Take from Welfare than vice versa, Of course all of the congress critters ever want to do is take from NASA to pay white trash to sit around all day...
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Because if they can grow spines and hearts then they are desperately needed in Washington D.C. stat!
At least you got air to breathe and it's not a neutron star......
Never mind the bone pulverizing gravity and the extreme heat, 1 out of three earth like conditions is enough for anyone.....
Now she has water to sail on....
Next up, Whalers on the Moon.
I think the LHC has destroyed the world multiple times now. It is just that we here and now are the survivors of the disasters....
According to the Multi-verse theory, each quantum fluctuation creates a new universe or timeline.....
Because we are alive and well and not consumed by a black hole, that means in "our" branch of the multiverse we haven't created a Black Hole that swallows earth "yet".....
But fear not because Even if the LHC were to create a earth consuming black hole, strangelet, way to lower the energy level entire universe leading to it's immediate destruction. We will survive because at least one branch of timeline will survive by failing to create these anomolies and go on to branch out some more to survive whatever weird physics experiments we dream up of go arwy.....
The only problem is when creating black hols and exotic matter that is large enough to reduce quantum probability and then we are really screwed.
Just Mandate that anyone taking government assistance must live on the moon or mars, this will solve ALL of our problems.
Bloatware = Current Government
Time to re-install windows on a freshly formatted hard drive, ala. Revolution.....
Sounds like this is somethign we should be dumping more "Stimulus Money" into so that we can cure people with traumatic nerve damage, this would save countless millions or billions as people confined to wheelchairs would not need so much fiscal support compared to non paralyzed folks.
If they need human volunteers for trials I don't think they would have any trouble finding any....
Like those who no longer can secrete Fear Pheromones, Like: Achmed the Dead terrorist.
That guy can walk right on by past this because even though he is a Terrorizing terrorist and his dead skeletal body can no longer produce fear pheromones because his flesh has all been blown off his body.
They will only now be stopping creepy people with lotion on puppets instead....
Bernie can work for eternity at McDonalds to repay his debt.
That is fine by me.
Special rights for some groups is the same as Negative rights for other grups.....
The Scales of Justice they need to be equal.
Hey Apple, "I have a CRAP for that", right on the doorstep of 1 Infinite Loop, Cupertino, California
Go screw yourselves for thinking you can copyright every damn thing.
Oh and Steve, your hooker called and she caught something from you and her Pimp "had a bitch SLAP for that".
Only Alcoholics who have a genetic predisposition of being alcoholic.....
There are ways to sterilize folks permanently while retaining their sex hormone levels.
That and if they ever rape again you won't have to worry about giving the victim a ride to planned parenthood.
Hey if I genetically predisposed to steal stuff I should be able to go to your house and take your sweet X-Box because you know I couldn't help myself.....
Lock him up until we have reliable treatment to permanently cure him, if we have a treatment that can manage his "behavior illness" then release them on probation and make damn sure they never go off their meds....
If they come up with a 95%-100% foolproof way of treating genetically aggressive folks then you treat them and hold them for about a year or until they are psychologically rehabilitated and then release them on probation for a few years before letting them live tot heir own devices.
It makes about as much sense as giving someone predisposed with obesity an lifetime membership to the all you can eat buffet.
I think because Serial Killers can't help themselves when it comes to leaving people alive we should take pity on them and release all of them.....
What sort of backwards ass bizzarro world are we living on?
I mean you could chart the idiocy of releasing him sooner on paper using the math skills of a fourth grader.....
So we are rewarding this guy with aggressive genes the ability to go out and spread his genes, while a non-violent gene offender will have less chance to spread his genes. No wonder we will turn into animals and allow the apes to take over, those damn dirty apes.....
Keep the genetically violent locked up until we can come up with gene therepy to treat him to ensure that he doesn't spread his genes, either that or give him the following option:
1. Irreversible sterilization with aggressive treatment with drugs to reduce aggression and reduced sentence.
2. Standard sentence.
Otherwise you are throwing logic right out the door.
I saw we should only feed prisoners Junk food and Sugary Soda pop.
Forget feeding them three "Healthy" squares a day. Feed them left over Halloween Candy, Twinkies, HoHos, Potato Chips, Soda Pop (the more High Fructose Corn Syrup the better) and any meat is to be fried in lard or High Trans fat oils. Basically anything that puts on weight is a plus.
For exercise I recommend that we make them stay in their cells and provide them with a video gaming system, (Preferable those cheap ass NES and Sega Genesis Chinese rip offs.) Pipe in soap operas on the TV and reward prisoners who watch soaps with a supply of Bon Bons. No one is to be able to use the prison gym and they will be measured ever month to ensure they have a BMI that is well over 30. If they start exercising in their cells on their own you throw them into the hole where they are force fed like a goose being prepared for Fois Gras until their BMI has exceeded 30.
We can also supplement their food with popular diet medication and give them new diet meds every three months as this stuff usually is responsible for increasing long term weight gain, you could even put the whole prison on a Binge/Bust cycle to permanently ruin their metabolism.
Now you may be asking why should you do this? Well the answer is simple, when you release law breakers back into society you don't want a bunch of fit and healthy but angry men who can outrun the doughnut eating cops better than they could before they went to the big house. Instead you want ex-cons that are soft marshmallowy and easy to re-capture should they insist on robbing the local 7-11 for all that is in the register and 4 boxes of Little Debbie snack cakes.
Victims of violent offenders as well would benefit from this as well, as a Prison Fattened rapist would be unable to easily engage in actual rape with a large lump of fat effectively decreasing their "reach". Those who have beaten people up within an inch of their lives would now be out of breath by the time they threw their third punch. It is harder for fat people to even get around to commit crime as anyone living in a bad area of town in an apartment two or three floors up without an elevator would be living in near complete safety from ex-cons.
What are the drawbacks of this? Well you might see an increase in the number of lazy folks Wanting to get into prison and this is remedied by moving some of the Welfare Budget directly to the prison system. You would see more rednecks and white trash in prison, which would lower attendance to NASCAR races.
What are some indirect benefits of this? Well law abiding folks would want to stay thinner so you would actually be increasing the health of law abiding citizens as they would want to be thin to avoid the "criminal stigma" of being fat as an ex-con.
I say we need to create a new class of Jail Bird, The Couch Potato Con.
We should only be jailing those who commit violent acts against others (murder, rape, assault), those who thieve from others need to have their wages garnished, or turn them into indentured servants until they have re-paid what they have stolen. The drug users should be let free but forced to pay for their own rehabilitation.
When I mention jailing violent offenders, I mean we should lock them up in an environment where they can't hurt others like padded solitary cells (to prevent prison yard violence) and feed them Twinkies so if they get out they are a soft marshmallow instead of having a "prison build". Those who can be treated by chemicals, drugs, ect, should have it done and if they are show to no longer have violent tendencies they should be released on probation.
Maybe in the future they can have Gene therapy to remove the problematic aggression genes. Also in Domestication studies some animals have been show to have high levels of Cortisone that are more "wild" than those with lower levels. I wonder if most violent criminals are just not "Domesticated" and maybe this research could be used to help violent offenders not be as violent anymore.
Why not use something based of the Atom chip but massively parallel.
You can create something that is unique but you reduce the buying base of your systems....
I would like to see a super computer based off of Laptop type low power components.
This is why we need Wormhole tech, even a Wormhole a few microns wide that connects between earth and mars would be able to transmit Trillions of bytes per second if utilized properly....
Free-ze Dried Ice Cream for some!!!!
Asteroid Arcade Games for everyone else!!!!
Slashdot user C: You both suck, we should be dumping money into a big hole and burning it, screw the earth and space, kill everyone.....
Maybe they need more Meetings, I am sure a consensus solution could be reached if we add 4 more hours of meetings each day...
Better though to fund NASA and Take from Welfare than vice versa, Of course all of the congress critters ever want to do is take from NASA to pay white trash to sit around all day...