I have a telephone that plays a pre-recorded announcement that corresponds to certain caller-id numbers. So, for instance, when the phone rings in the evening, it will announce "Unknown caller" so that I don't have to get up off my dasypygal butt to retreive the handset.
To take another approach, let's reprogram the telephone system so that any number that would previously return "I'm sorry, the number that you dialed is no longer in service" instead reroutes you to 1-900-SEX-CALL.
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I have a telephone that plays a pre-recorded announcement that corresponds to certain caller-id numbers. So, for instance, when the phone rings in the evening, it will announce "Unknown caller" so that I don't have to get up off my dasypygal butt to retreive the handset.
To take another approach, let's reprogram the telephone system so that any number that would previously return "I'm sorry, the number that you dialed is no longer in service" instead reroutes you to 1-900-SEX-CALL.