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  1. Reminds me of my favorite joke... on Texas Creationist Museum Facing Extinction · · Score: 1

    Some scientists are finally able to create new life from inanimate matter. They approach God and say, "we don't need you anymore, we can create life, too", and they challenge him to a test where they will both create living beings from dirt. God agrees and the challenge begins. A scientist reaches down and grabs a handful of dirt, to which God replied, "No cheating, get your own dirt".

  2. Now I'm going to go shopping more often... on Microsoft Will Stream Ads To Grocery Carts · · Score: 1

    ... so I can reduce Microsoft's customer's desires to purchase these by seeing how many of them I can destroy in a given trip. So, what failure rate do you think these will need to have before the grocery stores stop buying them?

  3. When Cold Fusion finally works... on College Freshman Builds Fusion Reactor · · Score: 1

    Reporter: ...All we know right now is that there is a really big hole in the ground and the University is no more. It looks like a nuclear reaction occurred, but there's no radioactive fallout.

    News Anchor: Bob, are there any theories about what might have happened?

    Reporter: The only thing that appears to be a possibility is that the Cold Fusion Dreamers club was meeting tonight to try out some new ideas. Other than that we have no information...