You sound like an awesome guy with priorities in order. I'm sure that you've heard it before - but the right girl will make it the most awesome experience ever.
HeHeHe..... I forget that it's hard to translate my laughter into a post. I got a huge kick out of your comment. Was grinning when I made the comment about being presumptious.
Shall we explore why you'd puss out if a date developed into something sexual?;-)
Be happy, love.
Joanne....Just Joanne
Oh my God - do you have a brother? I'm dateless this V-Day.
I dated a gook for quite a while. He'd only been around the block once or twice - and it seemed that whenever he got his tounge anywhere south of my chin - he would lose his mind. When I treated him to BJs he would treat me to something just as yummy. Shame that he had to go. He knows that he'll never get a better BJ....
....she was new - VERY NEW - to computers. he got her set up with a PC and AOL. apparently she was cutting her teeth nicely when he logged on one day to find her on one of his IM lists. (he set her AOL IM up)
Well - knowing that she'd have no clue what IM was all about he typed, "Hey, stop hitting the keyboard so hard. It hurts."
She didn't answer for a minute or two. Then she typed, "What??"
He typed in a comment about the pain caused to the PC when she typed. Then the phone rang at my friend's house. Him mother was on the phone, nearly hysterical, thinking that she was "killing" her computer.
Boy was he in a world of crap when he told her what had just transpired.
Life is way to short to wear tight underwear. Enjoy!
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You are right. I live in Virginia Beach. Not too bad a place to call home.
You sound like an awesome guy with priorities in order. I'm sure that you've heard it before - but the right girl will make it the most awesome experience ever.
HeHeHe..... I forget that it's hard to translate my laughter into a post. I got a huge kick out of your comment. Was grinning when I made the comment about being presumptious. Shall we explore why you'd puss out if a date developed into something sexual? ;-)
Be happy, love.
Joanne....Just Joanne
Presumptious to think that a date ends in a BJ, don't you think. It's earned, love. And it's worth it.
Hehe.... BJs were not part of the first date. But I do have a thing for geeks. I find that I have got to have a man with a brain or I get bored.
Uhhh..... I meant to say that I dated a GEEK. Can y'all feel me blushing?
Oh my God - do you have a brother? I'm dateless this V-Day.
I dated a gook for quite a while. He'd only been around the block once or twice - and it seemed that whenever he got his tounge anywhere south of my chin - he would lose his mind. When I treated him to BJs he would treat me to something just as yummy. Shame that he had to go. He knows that he'll never get a better BJ....
....she was new - VERY NEW - to computers. he got her set up with a PC and AOL. apparently she was cutting her teeth nicely when he logged on one day to find her on one of his IM lists. (he set her AOL IM up) Well - knowing that she'd have no clue what IM was all about he typed, "Hey, stop hitting the keyboard so hard. It hurts." She didn't answer for a minute or two. Then she typed, "What??" He typed in a comment about the pain caused to the PC when she typed. Then the phone rang at my friend's house. Him mother was on the phone, nearly hysterical, thinking that she was "killing" her computer. Boy was he in a world of crap when he told her what had just transpired. Life is way to short to wear tight underwear. Enjoy!