THE HELIX LOADED
is back up with Newer, faster, BEFFIER servers!
The trailers are BACK and we are taking Pre Order Sales of the DVD which will start shipping in December! new content and fun added!
Check it out!!! FLASHcrowds welcome...
I would like to apologize to any and all slashdot members about the slow performance of thehelixloaded.com, Server Beach our host LIED to us (imagine that) saying they could and would meet ALL our bandwidth needs we WARNED them that we projected 7 million + unique visitors in a verrry short period of time. we had their TOP plan of a linux ppower server with 900GB of bandwidth per month... You would thinkk this sufficient... and so what if we run it out in 1 week or 2 weeks? Wouldnt any NORMAL hosting company at this level give you ALL the transfer you needed then clean up after by charging us the overage? $1 per GB? $5 per GB? which we dont mind paying... NO, SERVERBEACH does it like this... 900GB (man thats alot of bandwidth isnt it?) a month divided by 30 days... gives you 30GB+ a day. Maximum/. made our server whimper at 35GB on friday Nov 7th Our only recourse so that the site could serve as many people as possible was to pull the trailers as this was the center of the drain. for this We humbly apoplogize. by wednesday maybe even tuesday of next week we will be hosted on RACKSPACE who has ASSURED us that we will be given ONE PH@T ass Pipe and the machines to serve it up with whipped cream. Please... someone, anyone, buy the guys at serverbeach a brain... somethin they can all use and access amongst themselves it would still be better than using the twinkie they have now for a brain
Thankx guyz fer makin our launch fun!
Kinetic2K
Webmaster and Web Designer
TheHelixLoaded.com
sonicpixels.com
Definition of a twinkie
Main Entry: 1twinkie
Pronunciation: 'twi[ng]k-ee
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): twinkled; twinkling/-k(&-)li[ng]/
Etymology: Middle English, from Old Chicago twinclian; akin to Middle High German zwinken to twink
Date: before 12th century
intransitive senses
1 : that which is worse than a newbie
2 : some one who just figured out that the computer has an off switch or on switch
3 : Worse and lower than a Mr know it all Lamer
4 : One whos only claim to fame is that "My Mom, bought me this really cool Hosting company fer xMas"
Well this is the webmaster from the helixloaded.com and thx to slash yall kicked us good! Our hosting company is scrambling to come up with solutions (they supposeldy could handle a site of our magnitude LIARS) so if anyone knows of an EXCELLENT dedicated server with PH@T bandwidth LET ME KNOW we be shoppin' and I hope yall enjoyed your flight... thank you for flying helix airlines
Slashdot Mirror
THE HELIX LOADED is back up with Newer, faster, BEFFIER servers! The trailers are BACK and we are taking Pre Order Sales of the DVD which will start shipping in December! new content and fun added! Check it out!!! FLASHcrowds welcome...
I would like to apologize to any and all slashdot members about the slow performance of thehelixloaded.com, Server Beach our host LIED to us (imagine that) saying they could and would meet ALL our bandwidth needs we WARNED them that we projected 7 million + unique visitors in a verrry short period of time. we had their TOP plan of a linux ppower server with 900GB of bandwidth per month... You would thinkk this sufficient... and so what if we run it out in 1 week or 2 weeks? Wouldnt any NORMAL hosting company at this level give you ALL the transfer you needed then clean up after by charging us the overage? $1 per GB? $5 per GB? which we dont mind paying... NO, SERVERBEACH does it like this... 900GB (man thats alot of bandwidth isnt it?) a month divided by 30 days... gives you 30GB+ a day. Maximum /. made our server whimper at 35GB on friday Nov 7th Our only recourse so that the site could serve as many people as possible was to pull the trailers as this was the center of the drain. for this We humbly apoplogize. by wednesday maybe even tuesday of next week we will be hosted on RACKSPACE who has ASSURED us that we will be given ONE PH@T ass Pipe and the machines to serve it up with whipped cream. Please... someone, anyone, buy the guys at serverbeach a brain... somethin they can all use and access amongst themselves it would still be better than using the twinkie they have now for a brain
Thankx guyz fer makin our launch fun!
Kinetic2K
Webmaster and Web Designer
TheHelixLoaded.com
sonicpixels.com
Definition of a twinkie
Main Entry: 1twinkie
Pronunciation: 'twi[ng]k-ee
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): twinkled; twinkling /-k(&-)li[ng]/
Etymology: Middle English, from Old Chicago twinclian; akin to Middle High German zwinken to twink
Date: before 12th century
intransitive senses
1 : that which is worse than a newbie
2 : some one who just figured out that the computer has an off switch or on switch
3 : Worse and lower than a Mr know it all Lamer
4 : One whos only claim to fame is that "My Mom, bought me this really cool Hosting company fer xMas"
Well this is the webmaster from the helixloaded.com and thx to slash yall kicked us good! Our hosting company is scrambling to come up with solutions (they supposeldy could handle a site of our magnitude LIARS) so if anyone knows of an EXCELLENT dedicated server with PH@T bandwidth LET ME KNOW we be shoppin' and I hope yall enjoyed your flight... thank you for flying helix airlines