Bart: Hey, G.I.Joe: your sign's broken. We're already in Australia. Marine: Actually, Sir, the embassy is considered American soil, Sir! Homer: Really? Look, boy, now I'm in Australia...[hops over the line] Now I'm in America...Australia! America! Bart: I get it, Dad. Homer: Australia! America! Marge: Homer, that's enough! Homer: Australia! America! [gets punched] Ow! Marine: Here in America we don't tolerate that kind of crap, Sir!
Homer: Okay okay, think back to your training...
[begin flashback] Trainer: Now, Homer, this may very well save your life one day.
This... Homer?
Homer: [playing with a Rubik's cube] Yeah? Trainer: Please pay attention. This button here controls the
emergency override circuit. In the event of a meltdown,
push this button and only this button.
Homer: [completing a side of the cube] Ooh, a side! Trainer: Simpson!
Homer: What? Trainer: You see which button I'm pushing?
Homer: [not looking] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Push the button. Got it. [10]
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Homer: Okay okay, think back to your training...
[begin flashback]
Trainer: Now, Homer, this may very well save your life one day.
This... Homer?
Homer: [playing with a Rubik's cube] Yeah?
Trainer: Please pay attention. This button here controls the
emergency override circuit. In the event of a meltdown,
push this button and only this button.
Homer: [completing a side of the cube] Ooh, a side!
Trainer: Simpson!
Homer: What?
Trainer: You see which button I'm pushing?
Homer: [not looking] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Push the button. Got it. [10]