One day Captain Kirk was maiming his cock with a horseshoe when suddenly Mr.
Spock ran up to him and shoved his pointy ear up his butt. "What is this for!"
the fag captain said. "FAGS FOR YOU AALL!L!!!" the ancient alien howled as
suddenly he farted and Captain Kirk twirled around in a daze and his foreskin
twisted and his kidney stones turned into wooden beads. He pulled out his pistol
and shot lasers at his chastity belt and suddenly he hurdled his dick into
Captain Kirk"s bellybutton and it tore his flesh while Spock fucked his stomach.
Kirk hollered out loud and Mr. Spock threw his shoes to the floor and wrinkled
his penis until Kirk bellowed out to make it stop. A maelstom of shit whizzed
around the ship and suddenly a giant fag appeared out side and the U.S.S.
Enterprise went up his butt. "Oh what the hell have you gotten us into NOW!"
Captain Kirk said as he oozed a condom back on his dick and put his panties back
on. "OOH!H!!!!!!" Mr. Spock started fucking him again and shoved his phazer up
his butt. He dissolved his glands and exploded his turds and finally a queer
klingon hurdled through the door and smashed Kirk with his butt hairs. A maniac
sucked his dick and suddenly Mr. Spock fagged Kirk so hard that his intestines
burst open and he died.
Slashdot Mirror
Captain's Log: My Anus is too Fucking Tight
One day Captain Kirk was maiming his cock with a horseshoe when suddenly Mr. Spock ran up to him and shoved his pointy ear up his butt. "What is this for!" the fag captain said. "FAGS FOR YOU AALL!L!!!" the ancient alien howled as suddenly he farted and Captain Kirk twirled around in a daze and his foreskin twisted and his kidney stones turned into wooden beads. He pulled out his pistol and shot lasers at his chastity belt and suddenly he hurdled his dick into Captain Kirk"s bellybutton and it tore his flesh while Spock fucked his stomach. Kirk hollered out loud and Mr. Spock threw his shoes to the floor and wrinkled his penis until Kirk bellowed out to make it stop. A maelstom of shit whizzed around the ship and suddenly a giant fag appeared out side and the U.S.S. Enterprise went up his butt. "Oh what the hell have you gotten us into NOW!" Captain Kirk said as he oozed a condom back on his dick and put his panties back on. "OOH!H!!!!!!" Mr. Spock started fucking him again and shoved his phazer up his butt. He dissolved his glands and exploded his turds and finally a queer klingon hurdled through the door and smashed Kirk with his butt hairs. A maniac sucked his dick and suddenly Mr. Spock fagged Kirk so hard that his intestines burst open and he died.
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t|_______`._____________|_________|_______:_____t
s`________|_____________|________\|_______|_____s
e_\_______|_/_______/__\\\___--___\\_______:____e
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*___\______\_-~____________________~-_\____|____*
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a_______\___.__C____)_________(_(____>_|__/____ _a
t_______/\_|___C_____)/______\_(_____>_|_/_____ _t
s______/_/\|___C_____)_ KIRK!
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I hate you, I hate your niggers, and I hate your niggers.
KIRK REIGNS SUPREME!
Brought to you by: KIRK TROLL
Fuck GNAA, TROLLKORE, AND CLIT. You all massivly fail it, you gay homofags.