Hmmmm, these responses are coming from the guys who thought it was really difficult to take down 2 tall buildings in NYC....what did that take....box-cutters was it? Fucking cowards couldn't fight off box-cutters.
Hey nutjob,
Pakistan India GET IT?
India = 1 billion people, secular, english speaking democracy
Pakistan = 200 Million Islamic Suicide Bombers, ruled by Military Dictator.
This is why Indians steal your jobs. They actually paid attention at school. The deal we're talking about is outsourcing to INDIA, not fucking Pakistan. Fucking Pakis wouldn't know a computer if you shoved a keyboard up their ass.
He didn't get elected. The problem was that your elections software was strill being coded by Americans when he was running. The result was a a whole lot of bugs. And it made it seem like he got elected.
Dear Moron,
If you think the Indian government is going to spend only on 'education' and 'development' while a smaller neighbouring piece of shit harbouring Bin Laden get's F-16s for free so that it can fuck India in the ASS, you are screwed in the head, l;ike most Americans. If your country stopped selling arms to Pakistan, we wouldn't need those nukes. Also, we're not like America. We don't sell our info, nuclear or otherwise. We don't need to, we already have America by the balls since we control all its software and customer service.
Most of the Americans I know are even stupider.
TRUE STORY:
AMERICAN: Hey where are you from?
ME: India
AMERICAN: Is that out of town?
And it never matters what part of American they're from
One problem with that. Bush would then have to outsource congress because it would be too costly to run the country after the invasion. But heck, congress would run for a lot cheaper, and trust me, with a lot of Indians making your laws, I can promise u healthcare would be cheaper too. The right-wingers would be happy becoz a lot of the new Indian lawmakers would be averse to abortion, and for free-trade. The Left-wingers would be happy, because the Indians would be for government help in eradicating poverty and social security and supporting immigrants.
I deserve the nobel peace prize. Oh and all of us would be happy, because if it's one thing Indians hate, it's Jihadi muslim terrorist bastards.
No sweety. You, the americans are stupid, because you let the Indians learn from you, but you're too frikkin' thick-skulled to realize there is a LOT YOU can learn from THEM
nono, the other half are wokring for a 6th of their price and stealing their jobs. Mommy mommy, my Capitalism experiment blew up in my face. I wanna go back to the good ol days when everyone else couldn't understand what Milton Friedman was talking about and I got paid for doing crap-ass work for 4 times what it was worth.
That red dot is called make-up you fuckface. If u spent a lot less time trying to get your liver pierced, spent less time in front of the mirror dressing up as a the nurse from the hospital of Hell and pulled your head out of your arse-hole, you'd get it.
Guess what buddy. Your comments are all being put on slashdot's site by Indian's working night-shifts. We don't like you. We will assimilate you. Resistance is futile.
How dumb. A haircut costs 40 rupees in India. That's almost US$1. My average phone bill with international long distance calls and DSL included in it comes to $50 a month. The average laborer and plumber makes about $80 a month. In this setting $8000 a year is a lot of money. The cheapest brand new car in India (www.marutiudyog.com) costs $5000. Chew on those figures. It should be easy to figure out why.
Let's talk about slavery in the US. We'll make all the mexicans work for peanuts then send them packing once their job is done. No welfare, no soc sec. We'll prevent blacks from getting on the same bus as whites, or drinking from the same founatins, or going to the same schools, until very recently. We'll make all the Indians come here and run up huge loans in college. Then we'll hire and fire their ass, and send them packing back to their home country once they're job is done.
India wasn't a free-trading country until it joined the WTO in '95. That means we are BOUND to lower our barriers by International Law. And the only people who disrespect international law are:
1) Al Qaeda
2) America
No American products are manufactured in India without the American parent's permission. Yea there may be some illegal piracy going on, but that ain't pushed/promoted/nudged on by the Indian government.
Hey Asshole,
nobody buys any food from America. You put too much shit in it like steroids and mad cow disease. BTW, India and China produce more than enough to feed their own people, it's just they need to figure out how to distribute it to them. You can't do that for free. Moron
I'm an Indian, born and raised there. After working my butt off in high-school, and I got admitted into the University of Pennsylvania. I applied to America, because I was under the impression that America was the country which wanted the world's poor huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and were willing to work hard to get there. I also applied simply because I wanted to see what the rest of the world was like. What a mistake. I went and stood in the line at the United States Embassy with all the other applicants to get a student visa....this after I had already gotten admission. I had to prove to the visa officer that I didn't want to permanently stay in USA, and that I wasn't going to blow up the WTC. I got to the USA, and paid the FULL $120,000+ that the tuition costs me. But I was reminded everyday how I stole Joe Public's college place. I was also told "If you don't like it here, y don't u go back to your own country. BTW do you go to school on Elephants?". Interesting to see what other kinds of people make it to an Ivy league in America. Then when I graduated (The initial months of what would become the dotcom bust) I got a job with Amazon.com (again I stole Joe Public's job). Non-US citizens are NOT allowed to work in the US without a work visa. I don't know all those mexicans do it, but that's how it works for the rest of us. Then, I was told that I would get a work visa based on my performance for the next 6 months...at the end of which I got fired. This means I had to leave my job and apartment and leave the country, which I did gladly. Apparently, America is no longer the land of immigrants. You want to live peacefully and seek life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, do it elsewhere. So then I went back to my home country (India) because clearly I'm not wanted in USA, the miserable, decently educated thief that I am, and got a job with a software company. Guess what, now apparently, I'm still stealing Joe Public's job. Apparently, Indians will only be safe as long as they are only cleaning the shit out of your gutters, or acting like dim-witted kwiky-mart owners. Anything more high-level than that and we're stealing "your" jobs. First of all, this outsourcing revolution is unique to India. Software will remain an Indian monopoly, and the reason for that is English. Indian languages are closer to English than Chinese/Japanese or Russian will ever be. This means that an Indian can pick up English much faster than a Chinese person can. Second, Who the hell do American's think they are to point fingers at us for 'bad english'? Most Indians educated in English can outtalk an American anyday. Someone made a comment about culture. Apparently, teasing adolescents to the point which they steal guns and murder their classmates is a culture to be aped.
Outsourcing is here to say, because it is a Big Business phenomenon. GE has a virtual empire here in India. There's no way it's letting go. Ford, GM, Yahoo, Microsoft, they all need us. Deal with it. The time will come soon, when American might will be challenged by Chinese and Indian might. Clearly you guys aren't ready to meet that challenge. Oh but we have a lead over China. Yes, a lead - we're a democracy and as proud of it as the next American is. Of course, to most Americans who wouldn't be able to figure out where their arse-hole is without class-action suit-induced directions, we're just another bunch of turbaned freaks who follow Bin Laden.... And we're a young country, whereas most of the developed world is greying out slowly but surely. Sorry dudes, the new world is Brown and Yellow, not White. So in effect. You're screwed. Capitalism/Free Trade is dead. Long Live Capitalism/Free Trade
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Hmmmm, these responses are coming from the guys who thought it was really difficult to take down 2 tall buildings in NYC....what did that take....box-cutters was it? Fucking cowards couldn't fight off box-cutters.
That may be true, but the cow I was fucking last night said she was your mother....
Hey nutjob, Pakistan India GET IT? India = 1 billion people, secular, english speaking democracy Pakistan = 200 Million Islamic Suicide Bombers, ruled by Military Dictator. This is why Indians steal your jobs. They actually paid attention at school. The deal we're talking about is outsourcing to INDIA, not fucking Pakistan. Fucking Pakis wouldn't know a computer if you shoved a keyboard up their ass.
Bullshit. I remember all the dogs in college, and they were all white-trash. The Indian babes were easy as well as hot. What could be better.
Ultra-cool dude. You know that's 50% of the reason I came back. i figured I'd rather help my country out of its shithole.....
He didn't get elected. The problem was that your elections software was strill being coded by Americans when he was running. The result was a a whole lot of bugs. And it made it seem like he got elected.
Dear Moron, If you think the Indian government is going to spend only on 'education' and 'development' while a smaller neighbouring piece of shit harbouring Bin Laden get's F-16s for free so that it can fuck India in the ASS, you are screwed in the head, l;ike most Americans. If your country stopped selling arms to Pakistan, we wouldn't need those nukes. Also, we're not like America. We don't sell our info, nuclear or otherwise. We don't need to, we already have America by the balls since we control all its software and customer service.
Most of the Americans I know are even stupider. TRUE STORY: AMERICAN: Hey where are you from? ME: India AMERICAN: Is that out of town? And it never matters what part of American they're from
You're absolutely on the mark my friend. But that's once we get rid of all this centrist-whining-American-programmer kludge.
One problem with that. Bush would then have to outsource congress because it would be too costly to run the country after the invasion. But heck, congress would run for a lot cheaper, and trust me, with a lot of Indians making your laws, I can promise u healthcare would be cheaper too. The right-wingers would be happy becoz a lot of the new Indian lawmakers would be averse to abortion, and for free-trade. The Left-wingers would be happy, because the Indians would be for government help in eradicating poverty and social security and supporting immigrants. I deserve the nobel peace prize. Oh and all of us would be happy, because if it's one thing Indians hate, it's Jihadi muslim terrorist bastards.
No sweety. You, the americans are stupid, because you let the Indians learn from you, but you're too frikkin' thick-skulled to realize there is a LOT YOU can learn from THEM
Right back at your cow-tippin' trailer park, George Dubya.
nono, the other half are wokring for a 6th of their price and stealing their jobs. Mommy mommy, my Capitalism experiment blew up in my face. I wanna go back to the good ol days when everyone else couldn't understand what Milton Friedman was talking about and I got paid for doing crap-ass work for 4 times what it was worth.
Dude, nobody's asking you to sacrifice and make a martyr out of yourself. We're gonna take your job anyway. So y resign when you can be fired?
That red dot is called make-up you fuckface. If u spent a lot less time trying to get your liver pierced, spent less time in front of the mirror dressing up as a the nurse from the hospital of Hell and pulled your head out of your arse-hole, you'd get it.
Guess what buddy. Your comments are all being put on slashdot's site by Indian's working night-shifts. We don't like you. We will assimilate you. Resistance is futile.
That's because the Indian cricket team is too busy kicking its ass! We will win the VB series final. Team India ROX!
How dumb. A haircut costs 40 rupees in India. That's almost US$1. My average phone bill with international long distance calls and DSL included in it comes to $50 a month. The average laborer and plumber makes about $80 a month. In this setting $8000 a year is a lot of money. The cheapest brand new car in India (www.marutiudyog.com) costs $5000. Chew on those figures. It should be easy to figure out why.
Let's talk about slavery in the US. We'll make all the mexicans work for peanuts then send them packing once their job is done. No welfare, no soc sec. We'll prevent blacks from getting on the same bus as whites, or drinking from the same founatins, or going to the same schools, until very recently. We'll make all the Indians come here and run up huge loans in college. Then we'll hire and fire their ass, and send them packing back to their home country once they're job is done.
India wasn't a free-trading country until it joined the WTO in '95. That means we are BOUND to lower our barriers by International Law. And the only people who disrespect international law are: 1) Al Qaeda 2) America No American products are manufactured in India without the American parent's permission. Yea there may be some illegal piracy going on, but that ain't pushed/promoted/nudged on by the Indian government.
Hey Asshole, nobody buys any food from America. You put too much shit in it like steroids and mad cow disease. BTW, India and China produce more than enough to feed their own people, it's just they need to figure out how to distribute it to them. You can't do that for free. Moron
I'm an Indian, born and raised there. After working my butt off in high-school, and I got admitted into the University of Pennsylvania. I applied to America, because I was under the impression that America was the country which wanted the world's poor huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and were willing to work hard to get there. I also applied simply because I wanted to see what the rest of the world was like. What a mistake. I went and stood in the line at the United States Embassy with all the other applicants to get a student visa....this after I had already gotten admission. I had to prove to the visa officer that I didn't want to permanently stay in USA, and that I wasn't going to blow up the WTC. I got to the USA, and paid the FULL $120,000+ that the tuition costs me. But I was reminded everyday how I stole Joe Public's college place. I was also told "If you don't like it here, y don't u go back to your own country. BTW do you go to school on Elephants?". Interesting to see what other kinds of people make it to an Ivy league in America. Then when I graduated (The initial months of what would become the dotcom bust) I got a job with Amazon.com (again I stole Joe Public's job). Non-US citizens are NOT allowed to work in the US without a work visa. I don't know all those mexicans do it, but that's how it works for the rest of us. Then, I was told that I would get a work visa based on my performance for the next 6 months...at the end of which I got fired. This means I had to leave my job and apartment and leave the country, which I did gladly. Apparently, America is no longer the land of immigrants. You want to live peacefully and seek life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, do it elsewhere. So then I went back to my home country (India) because clearly I'm not wanted in USA, the miserable, decently educated thief that I am, and got a job with a software company. Guess what, now apparently, I'm still stealing Joe Public's job. Apparently, Indians will only be safe as long as they are only cleaning the shit out of your gutters, or acting like dim-witted kwiky-mart owners. Anything more high-level than that and we're stealing "your" jobs. First of all, this outsourcing revolution is unique to India. Software will remain an Indian monopoly, and the reason for that is English. Indian languages are closer to English than Chinese/Japanese or Russian will ever be. This means that an Indian can pick up English much faster than a Chinese person can. Second, Who the hell do American's think they are to point fingers at us for 'bad english'? Most Indians educated in English can outtalk an American anyday. Someone made a comment about culture. Apparently, teasing adolescents to the point which they steal guns and murder their classmates is a culture to be aped. Outsourcing is here to say, because it is a Big Business phenomenon. GE has a virtual empire here in India. There's no way it's letting go. Ford, GM, Yahoo, Microsoft, they all need us. Deal with it. The time will come soon, when American might will be challenged by Chinese and Indian might. Clearly you guys aren't ready to meet that challenge. Oh but we have a lead over China. Yes, a lead - we're a democracy and as proud of it as the next American is. Of course, to most Americans who wouldn't be able to figure out where their arse-hole is without class-action suit-induced directions, we're just another bunch of turbaned freaks who follow Bin Laden.... And we're a young country, whereas most of the developed world is greying out slowly but surely. Sorry dudes, the new world is Brown and Yellow, not White. So in effect. You're screwed. Capitalism/Free Trade is dead. Long Live Capitalism/Free Trade