User: rshol

Its really simple

On: Congress to Test Air Screening Program

I have constructed a foolproof algorithim for detecting hijackers that can be deployed with a 99.999% ratio given past hijacking attempts. Here it is: If Muslims don't fly, Americans won't die.

You know Lyte Lowys was a /. reader

On: Thyne Oldest Known Tech Manual

because Chaucer said the first part of the manual would give him "the gretter knowing of thyn owne instrument."