They must have lost the stats on fraud from Russia, Israel and the USA itself
Why is Israel mentioned here at all? What are the fraud stats from Israel?
The story is absolutely true, with just a minor error: the great Siberian explosion didn't take place in June 1982, as described, but in June 1908, over Tunguska river valley.
One more inaccuracy: the purpose of the stolen chips was not to operate a gas pipeline. Instead they contained a secret technology developed by CIA to move back in time and space. The Soviets planned to end the cold war in its roots, by exploding the Los Alamos laboratory in 1945 and stopping the US atomic research altogether. However, a trojan planted by CIA was supposed to blow up the 1957 Sputnik launch in Baikonur instead. But it never happened, the actual explosion as we all know took place in 1908.
What caused such a huge error? When the coredump was finally located 3000 kms away from explosion site, the reason turned up to be pretty obvious.It was... the junk mail. As the chip itself was designed in 2005, when no firewall or firefence could stop the spammers, and sent back to 1981, its on-die flash memory was filled with thousands of junk e-mails offering cheap SCO licenses and silicon wafers enlargement. This led to flash controller failure, that was fixed by self-ctrl-alt-deling, but not before the bomb reached 1908.
Nevertheless, everything else this NY Times guy wrote is absolute truth. Despite the fact that after noticing such huge inaccuracies in the reporting no sane person would believe a single word of his.
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They must have lost the stats on fraud from Russia, Israel and the USA itself Why is Israel mentioned here at all? What are the fraud stats from Israel?
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The story is absolutely true, with just a minor error: the great Siberian explosion didn't take place in June 1982, as described, but in June 1908, over Tunguska river valley.
... the junk mail. As the chip itself was designed in 2005, when no firewall or firefence could stop the spammers, and sent back to 1981, its on-die flash memory was filled with thousands of junk e-mails offering cheap SCO licenses and silicon wafers enlargement. This led to flash controller failure, that was fixed by self-ctrl-alt-deling, but not before the bomb reached 1908.
One more inaccuracy: the purpose of the stolen chips was not to operate a gas pipeline. Instead they contained a secret technology developed by CIA to move back in time and space. The Soviets planned to end the cold war in its roots, by exploding the Los Alamos laboratory in 1945 and stopping the US atomic research altogether.
However, a trojan planted by CIA was supposed to blow up the 1957 Sputnik launch in Baikonur instead. But it never happened, the actual explosion as we all know took place in 1908.
What caused such a huge error? When the coredump was finally located 3000 kms away from explosion site, the reason turned up to be pretty obvious.It was
Nevertheless, everything else this NY Times guy wrote is absolute truth. Despite the fact that after noticing such huge inaccuracies in the reporting no sane person would believe a single word of his.