I was stranded in the desert, just me and Saddam
We met an irate Iraqi who locked our asses up
We found a hunk of uranium and a metal piece of bed
We made a downright dirty bomb and blew off his freaking head
Bust a move, Bin
I was standing in the oval office when Ashcroft came to me
His eyes were full of tears he said "Georgie, can't you see
the trade center is gonna blow we gotta strike them back"
I grabbed a crayon, construction paper and drew the patriot act.
And I say,
Bounce an anti-missile beam off the main satellite dish
That's the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Al'Qaeda and the Iraqis pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up
And though he's just a child, and some think him a twit
Georgies the master when it comes to making up some shit
He's the guy you want with you when you go out on the sand
Now if only when we walked along he would let go of Cheney's hand
And if you're at a party in good ol Austin Tex.
And your popular vote seems like a plane wreck
Call Jeb to screw with the voting cards and gibber randomly
Hold tight to the electoral vote, you'll soon rule totally
And I say
Bounce an anti-missile beam off the main satellite dish
That's the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Al'Qaeda and the Iraqis pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up
Ashcroft's on a mission to go no bleeding place
He watches from a spy satellite above Iraq's airspace
We sent in our tanks and now they flee in dread
We'll keep the Sunni but please send back ol Bin Laden's head.
What is with the enemy, remember in the day
They looked like clean cut skinflints and wore tight beret's
Now they tend to wear a robe and towel from a dry place
With no loin cloths, hairy legs and rodents on their face
And I say
Bounce an anti-missile beam off the main satellite dish
That's the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Al'Qaeda and the Iraqis pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up
I say
Bounce an anti-missile beam off the main satellite dish
That's the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Al'Qaeda and the Iraqis pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we're totally screwed but nevermind
We'll pull something out of our behinds; we just make some shit up
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We met an irate Iraqi who locked our asses up
We found a hunk of uranium and a metal piece of bed
We made a downright dirty bomb and blew off his freaking head
Bust a move, Bin
I was standing in the oval office when Ashcroft came to me
His eyes were full of tears he said "Georgie, can't you see
the trade center is gonna blow we gotta strike them back"
I grabbed a crayon, construction paper and drew the patriot act.
And I say,
Bounce an anti-missile beam off the main satellite dish
That's the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Al'Qaeda and the Iraqis pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up
And though he's just a child, and some think him a twit
Georgies the master when it comes to making up some shit
He's the guy you want with you when you go out on the sand
Now if only when we walked along he would let go of Cheney's hand
And if you're at a party in good ol Austin Tex.
And your popular vote seems like a plane wreck
Call Jeb to screw with the voting cards and gibber randomly
Hold tight to the electoral vote, you'll soon rule totally
And I say
Bounce an anti-missile beam off the main satellite dish
That's the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Al'Qaeda and the Iraqis pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up
Ashcroft's on a mission to go no bleeding place
He watches from a spy satellite above Iraq's airspace
We sent in our tanks and now they flee in dread
We'll keep the Sunni but please send back ol Bin Laden's head.
What is with the enemy, remember in the day
They looked like clean cut skinflints and wore tight beret's
Now they tend to wear a robe and towel from a dry place
With no loin cloths, hairy legs and rodents on their face
And I say
Bounce an anti-missile beam off the main satellite dish
That's the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Al'Qaeda and the Iraqis pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up
I say
Bounce an anti-missile beam off the main satellite dish
That's the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Al'Qaeda and the Iraqis pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we're totally screwed but nevermind
We'll pull something out of our behinds; we just make some shit up