If it will finally get me any sort of broadband. Do you think this would encourage cable companies/phone companies to finally role out to the last mile (I live 3.5 miles from the CO)
SCO the Licence holder of the UnixWare Software in
order to maintain its "IP" rights will maintain owner
ship of both the operating system, and the hardware on
this computer. In addition to ensure that no third
party vendors have a chance, um, err, I mean to make
sure our competitors due not have access to this
proprietary "IP" all information, documents, ideas,
images, music, or videos contained on, viewed on,
created, or inspired by this system or any system
which has come within 25 miles of this system, even
those not running our Windows XP will become the
permenant property of the SCO Corporation and the end
user must obtain SCO's written permission to use any
of our property. Faurther more to insure that no
ideas which could have been formed as a result of
using our operating system could be given to our
competitors, and to faurther protect our "IP" rights,
The SCO Corperation shall have complete ownership of
all individuals who have used, handled, viewed, or
heard described any of the above claimed property.
The SCO Corporation faurther states that it would be
unfare to allow any ideas which are contrary to our
own to be created with our software/hardware/slaves
any atempt to create, think, do, or converse in any
way which does not benifit SCO will be taken as a
direct violation of this EULA. If any portion of this
EULA is violated, in order to ensure cooperation from
other end users, The SCO Corperation will oversee the
offending partys emediate execution and a picture of
there head on a wooden pole will be posted to
http://www.SCO.gov/education.asp. Any laws enacted to
prohibit the SCO Corporation from presuing its end
goal of making lots and lots of money will also be
viewd as a violation of the EULA and the goverment
enacting said law will forfit there country to SCOs
control. If said country is not emediatly forfit to
SCO then the use of Intercontinintal Balistic Missels
will be warnted to ensure the uprising is squashed.
All generic carbin life forms, in order to abide more
fully with this EULA shall also refer to Mr. Darl
McBride by his birth name of Suron the Destroyer, Dark
king of Mordor. If you have any questions or
complaints you should refer to our helpful full color
examples at http://www.SCO.gov/education.asp.
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If it will finally get me any sort of broadband. Do you think this would encourage cable companies/phone companies to finally role out to the last mile (I live 3.5 miles from the CO)
SCO the Licence holder of the UnixWare Software in order to maintain its "IP" rights will maintain owner ship of both the operating system, and the hardware on this computer. In addition to ensure that no third party vendors have a chance, um, err, I mean to make sure our competitors due not have access to this proprietary "IP" all information, documents, ideas, images, music, or videos contained on, viewed on, created, or inspired by this system or any system which has come within 25 miles of this system, even those not running our Windows XP will become the permenant property of the SCO Corporation and the end user must obtain SCO's written permission to use any of our property. Faurther more to insure that no ideas which could have been formed as a result of using our operating system could be given to our competitors, and to faurther protect our "IP" rights, The SCO Corperation shall have complete ownership of all individuals who have used, handled, viewed, or heard described any of the above claimed property. The SCO Corporation faurther states that it would be unfare to allow any ideas which are contrary to our own to be created with our software/hardware/slaves any atempt to create, think, do, or converse in any way which does not benifit SCO will be taken as a direct violation of this EULA. If any portion of this EULA is violated, in order to ensure cooperation from other end users, The SCO Corperation will oversee the offending partys emediate execution and a picture of there head on a wooden pole will be posted to http://www.SCO.gov/education.asp. Any laws enacted to prohibit the SCO Corporation from presuing its end goal of making lots and lots of money will also be viewd as a violation of the EULA and the goverment enacting said law will forfit there country to SCOs control. If said country is not emediatly forfit to SCO then the use of Intercontinintal Balistic Missels will be warnted to ensure the uprising is squashed. All generic carbin life forms, in order to abide more fully with this EULA shall also refer to Mr. Darl McBride by his birth name of Suron the Destroyer, Dark king of Mordor. If you have any questions or complaints you should refer to our helpful full color examples at http://www.SCO.gov/education.asp.