There's a good reason that a bill like this didn't pass the Senate: it's clearly unconstitutional. Even if this made it into law in Illinois, it wouldn't take very long for the Illinois or U.S. Supreme Courts (or even a lower court) to overturn the law.
BREAKING NEWS: With the eruption of Mt. St. Helens, US President George W. Bush accused God of attacking the United States with multiple WMDs over the course of the summer. Bush counted several hurricanes, numerous tornadoes and thunderstorms, floods, and the recent earthquake in southern California as examples of God's terrorist activity. Bush said that the threats of detonating Mt. St. Helens in Washington and another volcano in Hawaii signalled great threats to national security.
Bush said that his administration would immediately begin searching for God's forces "on the ground" so that the US might be able to fight back. A spokesman for the Vatican said that the Pope was preparing a statement in response to Bush's grevious threats.
When asked what she thought of Bush's reponse to the eruption, a spokeswoman for the USGS simply shook her head, blushed, and asked for the next question.
Bush tried to use the simultaneous eruption of a Mexican volcano to garner Mexican support for the War on Terror. The Mexican ambassador to the US said "Bush is loco. Muy, muy loco."
No members of Bush's inner circle could be reached for comment.
With my original Tmobile service, I had to pay $0.05 for every message incoming our outgoing after the first 150 messages. I bumped the limit up to 1000 (by paying more, of course).
Anybody wanna buy a used Ford Escort so I can go buy a Jeep?
If D-C sticks the suit all the way out to the end and wins, I'd be happy for a higher car payment; it might even convince me to buy Mopar instead of a GM.
I love that SCO picked D-C and AZO, I'd love to see these companies stick it out to the very end and drain every last penny from SCO...
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There's a good reason that a bill like this didn't pass the Senate: it's clearly unconstitutional. Even if this made it into law in Illinois, it wouldn't take very long for the Illinois or U.S. Supreme Courts (or even a lower court) to overturn the law.
- dygituljunky
More likely we cops would say, "What the hell is a tarsier?"
BREAKING NEWS: With the eruption of Mt. St. Helens, US President George W. Bush accused God of attacking the United States with multiple WMDs over the course of the summer. Bush counted several hurricanes, numerous tornadoes and thunderstorms, floods, and the recent earthquake in southern California as examples of God's terrorist activity. Bush said that the threats of detonating Mt. St. Helens in Washington and another volcano in Hawaii signalled great threats to national security. Bush said that his administration would immediately begin searching for God's forces "on the ground" so that the US might be able to fight back. A spokesman for the Vatican said that the Pope was preparing a statement in response to Bush's grevious threats. When asked what she thought of Bush's reponse to the eruption, a spokeswoman for the USGS simply shook her head, blushed, and asked for the next question. Bush tried to use the simultaneous eruption of a Mexican volcano to garner Mexican support for the War on Terror. The Mexican ambassador to the US said "Bush is loco. Muy, muy loco." No members of Bush's inner circle could be reached for comment.
With my original Tmobile service, I had to pay $0.05 for every message incoming our outgoing after the first 150 messages. I bumped the limit up to 1000 (by paying more, of course).
Anybody wanna buy a used Ford Escort so I can go buy a Jeep? If D-C sticks the suit all the way out to the end and wins, I'd be happy for a higher car payment; it might even convince me to buy Mopar instead of a GM. I love that SCO picked D-C and AZO, I'd love to see these companies stick it out to the very end and drain every last penny from SCO...