Here is an actual email from Dell Tech Support regarding an issue I had with them about a laptop.
*** Email begins ***
-----Original Message-----
From: ************@Dell.com
Sent: Thursday, October 09, 2003 8:05 PM
To: j*****@*****.com
Subject: Dell tech support
Hello mr.J*** B*** my name is C****** I am ha dell tech you call and spoke to me I have to tell you that I am going to change your damage system to ha new system because I read your case and I speak whit my manager and he approve the exg but I have to tell you are going to get ha new branded sytem the model is going to be ha latitude D400 Sr. I well like you sen me ha responde for this email to my email.
My email is
*******@dell.com
Sorry for the problem you get whit the system but I am going to correct the problem thas wy Dell is the number one because we have customer like you very special please wen you email back sen ha phone number so I cant call you back.
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*** Email begins ***
-----Original Message-----
From: ************@Dell.com
Sent: Thursday, October 09, 2003 8:05 PM
To: j*****@*****.com
Subject: Dell tech support
Hello mr.J*** B*** my name is C****** I am ha dell tech you call and spoke to me I have to tell you that I am going to change your damage system to ha new system because I read your case and I speak whit my manager and he approve the exg but I have to tell you are going to get ha new branded sytem the model is going to be ha latitude D400 Sr. I well like you sen me ha responde for this email to my email.
My email is *******@dell.com
Sorry for the problem you get whit the system but I am going to correct the problem thas wy Dell is the number one because we have customer like you very special please wen you email back sen ha phone number so I cant call you back.
C**** H***
Latitude Tech Support