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  1. OK, as long as we... on Microsoft Found Guilty of Misleading Advertising · · Score: 1
    We could compare Linux running on a WRT54G versus the cost of, say, a dual CPU P4 XEON system with 4 gbs RAM, SCSI array, redundant everything, and dual 19" LCD monitors.
    ...test this by putting twenty million random emails through the system, aimed at two million mailboxes plus 5% wrong addresses just in case. The WRT54G wouldn't even have room for the address mappings, the MS-Exchange box would be a puddle on the floor, and the IBM box would still be chugging along jess fahn.

    If testing as a webserver, I think putting a pair of $500 whiteboxes up against the IIS monster server would make the point nicely, no need to go all out here.

    If testing as a firewall, by all means use the WRT54G, it'll hammer the competition in bang for the buck.

    Now how about the rest of Microsoft's false advertising?
  2. Re:The problem is your network on Mobile Phones w/ Support for Chinese Characters? · · Score: 1
    they can then send each other SMS, over the UK networks, in chinese, using the 12 key input system
    They'd have to have... how many really tiny ideograms printed on each key, along with 3-4 letters and a digit? (-:
  3. BTW, is this a record? on What is this Strange Gadget in My Car? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    8 minutes from /. posting to digital smoking crater. (-:

    I remember putting an article up on a 64kb (yes, b not B) link some years back, then it got found and posted to ./; within about 1/2 an hour the link was grinding (./ was much smaller in those days, this is not my first ./ ID) and within two hours it died completely (pings went into hyperspace). For three days.

    So heavy was the traffic that taking the webserver down didn't make a noticeable difference. Even if they'd been able to get through, the DNS queries alone would have been enough to smash the link flat. Think "trying to fill a thimble from a wide-open firehose".

  4. Didn't have time to make it to... on What is this Strange Gadget in My Car? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    WayBack or Google's cache either. Reminds me of Scrat and the glacier.

  5. Not new on Clouds, The Collaborative Photo Mosiac · · Score: 1

    I remember a story from mainframe days where the sysop had carefully explained how to log in on a decwriter, feed labels, and run the mailing-list-printing program to some blonde several times, then shortly afterwards he noticed that she'd logged on, but wasn't running the program. Remembering the mistake she always made, he found the terminal's location on a site map, found the nearest telephone extension, rang up, waited a looong time for her to answer, then said "Hi, you need to do such-and-such" and was instantly rewarded with a piercing scream 'coz Ms Blonde was totally freaked out that someone knew here every move (cue twilight zone music) without being there.

    I got similar results with a girlfriend of old. I rang her prior to going out together for the evening, and she took a long time answering. Since she lived in a one-bedroom flat at the time, the likely reasons for the delay were either being on the 'loo or in the shower, so I took a punt and greeted her with "Hi Gail! Ooh! You're all wet!" Human nature being what it is, she didn't stop to think "how could he see me down the 'phone", just squealed and dropped the handset.

    This was from the days when mobiles were expensive analogue briefcase-sized monsters, so I couldn't have been peeking through a window.

  6. You *like* the Natural? on Cherry Announces Linux keyboard · · Score: 1

    It must be the drugs.

    Why not go whole hog if you're going to use a broken keyboard?

  7. My favourite sequence was... on Cherry Announces Linux keyboard · · Score: 1

    ...dear Enter key: you will hereinafter transmit "Enter, 'echo', lock screen, lock keyboard, 'give my account J.ACT', sleep 1, reset Enter key to default, unlock screen, Enter, unlock keyboard". Sent to the console.

  8. Ooooh! on Cherry Announces Linux keyboard · · Score: 1

    Shiny! (-:

  9. Actually, if they put EMACS into the keyboard... on Cherry Announces Linux keyboard · · Score: 1

    ...then the one true acronym would be apropros again, with swap-over-USB.

  10. -1, Overrated on Cherry Announces Linux keyboard · · Score: 1
    are Hot Keys for thinks like Copying and Pasting really over rated
    Yes. I generally use the mouse for that (swipe, middle-click) and reverting to MS-Windows is always such an inordinate PITA for needing the extra two steps (swipe with mouse, copy with keyboard or right-click-and-menu, click with mouse, paste with keyboard or right-click-and-menu).
  11. Best argument I've ever seen for a revolution on MPAA Sues DVD Chip Manufacturers · · Score: 1

    Obviously, the system is broken.

    Chances of getting it fixed through conventional paths? Zippo. You then have three choices: live with it, break the law or break the system.

  12. So... you're the devil? on MPAA Sues DVD Chip Manufacturers · · Score: 1

    Case of been there, done that?

    What keeps you out of sunny Georgia? Got a 15yo pregnant? Prefer mud on your dipstick? What?

  13. So just use enough Flash and you're DMCA-safe? on MPAA Sues DVD Chip Manufacturers · · Score: 1

    I like this idea. Should drive the price of big Flash cards through the floor as well. (-:

  14. Hate to break this to you... on MPAA Sues DVD Chip Manufacturers · · Score: 1
    you say one-quite-perfect thing on /.
    ...but you said one-not-quite-perfect thing. (-:

    Also, small differences can be important, CF lightning bolt vs lightning bug, and being unable to cross a chasm in two smaller jumps rather than one.
  15. No, I think DirectX would be more useful on Josh Ledgard On MS's Future Open Source Efforts · · Score: 1

    That and a few other trinkets to let ${FAVOURITEGAME} run anywhere without the WINE crew having to constantly play BlackBox to try and figure out what bizarre new tack MS've taken with their code this month.

    Microsoft's problem has always been over control. Billy boy is buying up patents hand over fist for the public good. No? I didn't really think so, either. When I see MS stop doing that and start seriously opening up stuff like DirectX that allows others access to large markets they've fenced off, then I'll start trusting them.

    Start trusting, mind you, not bare my soul. They've been screwing the market over for more than a decade, and they won't turn that much corporate inertia on a dime.

  16. Nice home page on Josh Ledgard On MS's Future Open Source Efforts · · Score: 1

    Try mine (non-IE users, tell your browser to lie about its ID if you want to see what he sees).

  17. No worries, mate. on Josh Ledgard On MS's Future Open Source Efforts · · Score: 1

    There you go. Naked women, oil within easy reach, what more could you ask? (-:

  18. Go and read the GPL again. on Josh Ledgard On MS's Future Open Source Efforts · · Score: 1
    Which says:

    The source code for a work means the preferred form of the work for making modifications to it. For an executable work, complete source code means all the source code for all modules it contains, plus any associated interface definition files, plus the scripts used to control compilation and installation of the executable. However, as a special exception, the source code distributed need not include anything that is normally distributed (in either source or binary form) with the major components (compiler, kernel, and so on) of the operating system on which the executable runs, unless that component itself accompanies the executable.
    Preferred form, tick. All modules, debatable - are libraries for your gonzoscript included? Interface definitions, probably not. Scripts, neither here nor there. But your gonzoscript compiler/runtime or interpreter is not "normally distributed" with anyone's "major components", so technically you'd have to distribute that as well. To get a grey area, you'd have to have achieved a reasonable "market" penetration with gonzoscript - some hope of having it decreed "normally distributed ... with the major components ... of the operating system" by a judge.

    Up to that point, you have an Open Source scripting example for gonzoscript - a trivial one, too - not a distinct Open Source program. Distributing examples with Visual BASIC didn't open source either the examples (go and read the copyrights on them) or VB.

    In practical terms, an Open Source program written in VB is like the key to the toilet you get from some service stations, chained to a besser block. Yes, you have the key in your hand, but you're hardly able to pocket it or use it at will. Yes, the program can be argued to be fully Open Source because VB (or at least the runtime) can be reasonably argued to be "normally distributed" with the OS, and within the community of VB-capable platforms it functions as FOSS. But at some level it really is Clayton's FOSS and also at some level practically everybody realises this.

  19. No, but it helps on Josh Ledgard On MS's Future Open Source Efforts · · Score: 1
    does OSS mean that it has to work wherever YOU want it to work?
    If it's not portable, that limits its open-ness.

    Of course, something like a dot-MSI maker ain't gonna be as widely useful running under Linux anyway, but even something as apparently silly as that means that someone compiling for MS-Windows using native-to-Linux tools can build an MSI using another native-to-Linux tool and push it across to his FTP server for his MS-Windows-using friends and testers to use.
  20. Re:Office.. on Josh Ledgard On MS's Future Open Source Efforts · · Score: 1
    It is easy to use COM to instantiate Word from your own code and manipulate documents throught the API, so ".doc format" is fully accessible and reusable from your own code, just as it would be if it was "open source".
    No worries. Which APT or RPM repository should I look in for that? Or do I need to emerge it?
  21. [OT] leetspeak on Red Brains vs. Blue Brains? · · Score: 1
    53CUR17Y7HR0U6H13375P34K15N053CUR17Y@411
    Isn't it? It got better results for me than double-rot-13 encryption.
  22. Not complex, random on First Plasma on the Levitated Dipole Experiment · · Score: 1
    complicated enough to be considered random
    All that does if accepted as valid is effectively defer reasoning about the situation. Not very helpful.

    There is indeed evidence of large-scale structure in the form of quantum redshifts for QSOs, but not of complexity. If there were high levels of complexity in the universe, we should be able to see precursors and aggregations of it at a scale perceptible to us. In short, if it's complex at one level, it is reasonable to expect complexity at all levels.
  23. I'm sorry, I'm going to have to read that again? on First Plasma on the Levitated Dipole Experiment · · Score: 1
    We have several theories about how self-replication could start. None of these are backed by experimental data. From there, the evidence for evolution is quite strong.
    Er... theories aren't evidence?

    It's kind of like saying, "If you'll cede me the existence of unicorns, the evidence for elves looks quite good." (-:
  24. Please post as a registered user on First Plasma on the Levitated Dipole Experiment · · Score: 1
    Please explain your numbers.
    Only available in detail to registered users.

    Short story is, multiply out the odds of forming any useful organics given all necessary amino acids in any required amounts versus all "natural" combinations (ie, only trialling arrangements known to be chemically possible in order to eliminate accusations of stretching the odds). Ignoring the constraints of distance (molecules getting to each other to interact) and gross structure, and contamination, you don't have anything like enough atoms or seconds in the known universe to even approach reasonable odds of a successful outcome.
  25. Ah, well, that's the rub, you see... on First Plasma on the Levitated Dipole Experiment · · Score: 1
    I could flip a coin a couple billion times (assuming infinite time and patience).
    Unfortunately, you don't have infinite time, only about 1E17 seconds (if you're a universe; about 2E9 if you're a human). You also don't have an unlimited number of coins, so parallelism won't help (enough; or put it this way, it falls short by many hundreds of orders of magnitude). You don't even have time to complete enough trials, let alone make decrees based on the results.