User: Seiruu

I want

On: No PodBuddy for iPod lovers

a patent on patenting. And if that exists then I want a patent on patenting patents. And if that exists then I want a patent on that.

I dare say

On: Physicists Uncover TV Show Biases

That ANYTHING that involves democratic processes is polluted with bias and stupidity. Nothing new here....

While still ontopic

On: MS Invites Security Questions

Where the hell are the WMD Bill???

Re:I see why you like that line

On: Washington State Outlaws Spyware

Doubtful; ignorance is bliss after all.

You can only lie when you're guilty of saying something which you know isn't true at the time of mentioning it.

Same thing for a crappy software that rivals a 1001 women arab harem.

Point I was trying to make, however, is that IE, just like MSN, a non essential software that can't be removed through normal means (if at all, never tried it with IE before).

I see why you like that line

On: Washington State Outlaws Spyware

IE = Spyware

Now they get to use their new search function to search for the contents of Bill's bank account.

Awesome

On: IE7 Will Have Tabbed Browsing

Now IE users can actually surf in a different tab while downloading firefox.

Come to think of it, that's probably what they meant with "third party add-ons"

They just gave "shutdown" a whole new meaning :)

On: Unmanned Aircraft Clustered via Bluetooth

*imagines little MPAA people running around with guns*

Re:Human evolution

On: Next Step in Human Evolution

That's right, cut down all them trees! Who needs oxygen! Oh wait... Seriously though, considering the fact that humankind is the most destructive species on this planet, I say there's a lot of room for improvement.

IE must sell well in arab land

On: Several Critical MSIE Flaws Uncovered

With a slogan that goes "It's very similar to a harem with 1001 women!"

heh

On: MPAA Cracking Down on TV Torrent Sites

In the near future, we'll all be paying a monthly fee for having a memory, too!

That's plan B

On: Lawsuit Says GPL is a Price-Fixing Scheme

GPL is still too busy doing this whole "war on terrorism" conspiracy where the ruined countries can't get anything but GPL.

Ugh

On: Mars Rover Stuck in a Dune

Nothing good will come out of the destruction of Martian's golf courses.

Good thing I'm not into golf, cause something tells me Earth's golf courses are going to "disappear" right after new waves of UFO's sightings soon.