Bush - Real men use Windows and MS Word. Only terrorists, hippies, communists, and tax and spend liberals use Linux and vi. Cheny, how do you spell vi?
Kerry - I used a single hardrive to kill 27 Khmer Rouge warriors in Cambodia on Christmas in 1968. I voted for emacs before I voted against it. Teresa - can I have my allowance now?
Nader - Everyone is going to switch to BSD and my campaign is not dying.
Edwards - Doesn't my Mac go with my hair. If you call me Breck girl trial lawyer scum again, I'll sue your ass.
Cheney - Real men still use mainframes. If you say anything about my hair, I will have Halliburton squish you like a bug.
Clinton - I did not have sex with that BSD girl.
Arnold - Redhat is for girlie-man liberals. Real men use SUSE.
Gore - I took the lead in inventing Linux.
SCO - No, we invented Linux. Honest, we did.
Slashdot crowd - Are you calling use hippies... and what's a girl?
Mac legions - We're hippies too - with snow and brushed metal tie dyed shirts. Using a Mac does not make you...
Gates - If you unemployed hippies stopped giving your software away for free, someone might actually hire one of you someday. You also might learn what a girl is. Apple, get your programmers working on our next version of the ITunes store, and give me you lunch money too.
EU - We'll take that lunch money, capitalist pig.
Indian slashdotters - We already have the hippies' jobs.
2 Libertarians in the corner. Let's go program some Hurd and smoke a joint.
Anarchist - BEOS rocks. BTW My parents are out of town, Can you Libertarians come over and party.
Buchanan - Sun would stop crumbling if they would just invade Poland.
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Bush - Real men use Windows and MS Word. Only terrorists, hippies, communists, and tax and spend liberals use Linux and vi. Cheny, how do you spell vi?
... and what's a girl?
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Kerry - I used a single hardrive to kill 27 Khmer Rouge warriors in Cambodia on Christmas in 1968. I voted for emacs before I voted against it. Teresa - can I have my allowance now?
Nader - Everyone is going to switch to BSD and my campaign is not dying.
Edwards - Doesn't my Mac go with my hair. If you call me Breck girl trial lawyer scum again, I'll sue your ass.
Cheney - Real men still use mainframes. If you say anything about my hair, I will have Halliburton squish you like a bug.
Clinton - I did not have sex with that BSD girl.
Arnold - Redhat is for girlie-man liberals. Real men use SUSE.
Gore - I took the lead in inventing Linux.
SCO - No, we invented Linux. Honest, we did.
Slashdot crowd - Are you calling use hippies
Mac legions - We're hippies too - with snow and brushed metal tie dyed shirts. Using a Mac does not make you
Gates - If you unemployed hippies stopped giving your software away for free, someone might actually hire one of you someday. You also might learn what a girl is. Apple, get your programmers working on our next version of the ITunes store, and give me you lunch money too.
EU - We'll take that lunch money, capitalist pig.
Indian slashdotters - We already have the hippies' jobs.
2 Libertarians in the corner. Let's go program some Hurd and smoke a joint.
Anarchist - BEOS rocks. BTW My parents are out of town, Can you Libertarians come over and party.
Buchanan - Sun would stop crumbling if they would just invade Poland.