GNAA reactionaries take Condoleezza Rice hostage
GNAA reactionaries take Condoleezza Rice hostage
Zeikfried - Associated Press, America
In a dawn raid that shocked and overwhelmed local security in its ferocity, the normally pacifistic forces of the Gay Nigger Assocation of America (seemingly backed up by a highly trained militia recruited from the French district of New Orleans), attacked and captured Americas second most notorious Nigger, National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice.
As baffled secret service officials still searched for a motive, their questions were soon answered in the form of a video (distributed via Ogrish.com) showing a now naked and bound Rice knelt before her captors, who were all masked and of african-american descent. In a carefully prepared statement, Miss Rice stated that her captors had been accommodating, providing her with fresh dongs and gay nigger seed to sustain her during the difficult journey to her current location, which is believed to be Central Nigeria.
His voice muffled by the cloth covering all but his eyes, the leader of the kidnappers (who referred to himself as "Tuvai"), demanded the release of one of their members, known only as "l0de", currently being held and beaten with sacks of Jewish gold in the notorious Camp X-ray (located in US naval base of Guantanamo Bay, Cuba). The dark men then chillingly warned that "If our demands were not met within 72 hours, we shall decapitate the zionist with our dongs".
In response, a disheveled President Bush, who had to postpone his somewhat mysterious personal vacation to Columbia, stated that if Miss Rice was not returned immediately he would "personally march to Nigeria himself" to see the utter destruction of the GNAA.
After being silently informed by the carefully hovering Dick Cheney that Nigeria was infact across several thousand miles of Ocean and such a feat was impossible, the mobilsation of the US Airforce began, with Nigerian capital Abuja City already described by Fox News as "a smoking ruin". Although Reuters, AP and the BBC have maintained that it is "unharmed and currently in the middle of a mass orgy".
OSTG was unavailible for comment, however it has been confirmed via Netcraft that LostCluster has been given a pre-emptive +5, fellatio from Slashdot editor Michael Sims, several hours before the articles posting.
i am one of those people who downloads music and then buys it. i don't have time to be downloading movies and tv shows and stuff. i'd rather just go to Fry's or something and pick up a dvd. i'd buy music instead of downloading it, except half the time the music stinks. example: Beautiful by Christina Aguilera came on a cd with 1 other good song and a bunch of crap. i'm not going to pay for music with the quality of fresh steamy fecal matter.
the music industry needs to get on it and start making entire cd's of good music. either that or start selling all the songs on a CD as singles. it's like someone going to a car dealership and picking out a new car that comes with 3 good features and the rest of it is garbage. in this day and age we need to be able to sample quickly and get on with our lives. i don't listen much to the radio. i don't even know what channel MTV is on my tv. so i get most of my music from someone else's recommendation.
i don't know what the RIAA thinks. do they think we're going to walk into a record store, grab some random CD and just go? we certainly can't rely on the top 40 or anything, since we all know how many times the likes of Britney and numerous boy bands have been seen up there. there needs to be a new business model. i don't mind paying for what i'm listening to, but a lot of times the music i like is obscure or out of print. if i can't get it anywhere but Kazaa i have little choice.
i don't think it's entirely right to download music but i can say this. if they want to continue making money, they need to jump on it and make something that's worth listening to.
i like having the actual jewel case. i like being able to look at the liner notes, the lyrics, the thank-you's whatever, but i already have too damn many CD's that have become playthings for my niece because they weren't good for much else. i don't pat myself or other file sharers on the back but i certainly do not pay for the musical equivalent of a gradeschool Thursday Mystery Meat Casserole.
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GNAA reactionaries take Condoleezza Rice hostage GNAA reactionaries take Condoleezza Rice hostage Zeikfried - Associated Press, America In a dawn raid that shocked and overwhelmed local security in its ferocity, the normally pacifistic forces of the Gay Nigger Assocation of America (seemingly backed up by a highly trained militia recruited from the French district of New Orleans), attacked and captured Americas second most notorious Nigger, National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice. As baffled secret service officials still searched for a motive, their questions were soon answered in the form of a video (distributed via Ogrish.com) showing a now naked and bound Rice knelt before her captors, who were all masked and of african-american descent. In a carefully prepared statement, Miss Rice stated that her captors had been accommodating, providing her with fresh dongs and gay nigger seed to sustain her during the difficult journey to her current location, which is believed to be Central Nigeria. His voice muffled by the cloth covering all but his eyes, the leader of the kidnappers (who referred to himself as "Tuvai"), demanded the release of one of their members, known only as "l0de", currently being held and beaten with sacks of Jewish gold in the notorious Camp X-ray (located in US naval base of Guantanamo Bay, Cuba). The dark men then chillingly warned that "If our demands were not met within 72 hours, we shall decapitate the zionist with our dongs". In response, a disheveled President Bush, who had to postpone his somewhat mysterious personal vacation to Columbia, stated that if Miss Rice was not returned immediately he would "personally march to Nigeria himself" to see the utter destruction of the GNAA. After being silently informed by the carefully hovering Dick Cheney that Nigeria was infact across several thousand miles of Ocean and such a feat was impossible, the mobilsation of the US Airforce began, with Nigerian capital Abuja City already described by Fox News as "a smoking ruin". Although Reuters, AP and the BBC have maintained that it is "unharmed and currently in the middle of a mass orgy". OSTG was unavailible for comment, however it has been confirmed via Netcraft that LostCluster has been given a pre-emptive +5, fellatio from Slashdot editor Michael Sims, several hours before the articles posting.
i am one of those people who downloads music and then buys it. i don't have time to be downloading movies and tv shows and stuff. i'd rather just go to Fry's or something and pick up a dvd. i'd buy music instead of downloading it, except half the time the music stinks. example: Beautiful by Christina Aguilera came on a cd with 1 other good song and a bunch of crap. i'm not going to pay for music with the quality of fresh steamy fecal matter.
the music industry needs to get on it and start making entire cd's of good music. either that or start selling all the songs on a CD as singles. it's like someone going to a car dealership and picking out a new car that comes with 3 good features and the rest of it is garbage. in this day and age we need to be able to sample quickly and get on with our lives. i don't listen much to the radio. i don't even know what channel MTV is on my tv. so i get most of my music from someone else's recommendation.
i don't know what the RIAA thinks. do they think we're going to walk into a record store, grab some random CD and just go? we certainly can't rely on the top 40 or anything, since we all know how many times the likes of Britney and numerous boy bands have been seen up there. there needs to be a new business model. i don't mind paying for what i'm listening to, but a lot of times the music i like is obscure or out of print. if i can't get it anywhere but Kazaa i have little choice.
i don't think it's entirely right to download music but i can say this. if they want to continue making money, they need to jump on it and make something that's worth listening to.
i like having the actual jewel case. i like being able to look at the liner notes, the lyrics, the thank-you's whatever, but i already have too damn many CD's that have become playthings for my niece because they weren't good for much else. i don't pat myself or other file sharers on the back but i certainly do not pay for the musical equivalent of a gradeschool Thursday Mystery Meat Casserole.