Here's a good place to start. That'll give you an idea of how popular and personable Mr. Lockwood is. Most of Scott Lockwood's tomfoolery is lost in the long-deleted past of Trolltalk or other Slashdot discussions, or buried in archives of Geekizoid's previous incarnations that Emadinator is afraid to release to the public because he openly advocates and practices illegal activities in them, but you can dig out some of the old stuff with web.archive.org. For example, here. Or here (hacking story at the very top, but not one of the worst). Or here (Kuro5hin modbombing, and racism at the very top). Or here. Read the hacking / racist / goatsex / penisbird posts. Would you trust this man with your credit card number?
Before you visit the new crapflooder website, www.sporks-r-us.com, there are a few points you should review about the owner and administrator of SRU, Vladinator. Scott (Vladinator's "real life" handle he goes by in public) won't tell you any of the following facts because he's afraid you'll be put off by his sordid, depraved, criminal past and close your browser window before he can log your IP address and password!
It is my duty to you, gentle reader, to make sure all of the relevant knowledge is out in the air before you do something you may regret, like registering an account or posting in a discussion on www.sporks-r-us.com.
PLEASE review the following facts about Vladinator:
morbidly obese!
"recovering" alcoholic!
"recovering" smoker!
swings (i.e., seeks promiscuous sex with strangers!)
divorced three times!
current wife (#4) weighs over 400lbs!
can't hold employment for more than a few months!
high-school dropout!
dishonorably discharged from the Navy after eight years of failure!
leader of the Slashdot crapflooder gang!
incites others to hack innocent websites!
perpetually flatulent!
prescription and illegal drug abuser!
uses the following aliases all over the Internet!
(and often posts communications between them to make them appear to be more than one person!!!):
Lonesome Cowboy Burt
Pinkerton Floyd
Quick Star
Reza (supposedly his wife!!!)
William Scott Lockwood III
wsl3
Vladinator
restraining order against him by his own children!
callous software pirate and user of hacker tools!
uses Linux, a known homosexual operating system!
laid waste to message forums on Kuro5hin, MacNN, MacSlash, MsGeek, and Slashdot!
paid over $50 for tools to abuse Kuro5hin into mojopacolypse Hell!
Slashdot Mirror
Here's a good place to start. That'll give you an idea of how popular and personable Mr. Lockwood is. Most of Scott Lockwood's tomfoolery is lost in the long-deleted past of Trolltalk or other Slashdot discussions, or buried in archives of Geekizoid's previous incarnations that Emadinator is afraid to release to the public because he openly advocates and practices illegal activities in them, but you can dig out some of the old stuff with web.archive.org. For example, here. Or here (hacking story at the very top, but not one of the worst). Or here (Kuro5hin modbombing, and racism at the very top). Or here. Read the hacking / racist / goatsex / penisbird posts. Would you trust this man with your credit card number?
Before you visit the new crapflooder website, www.sporks-r-us.com, there are a few points you should review about the owner and administrator of SRU, Vladinator. Scott (Vladinator's "real life" handle he goes by in public) won't tell you any of the following facts because he's afraid you'll be put off by his sordid, depraved, criminal past and close your browser window before he can log your IP address and password!
It is my duty to you, gentle reader, to make sure all of the relevant knowledge is out in the air before you do something you may regret, like registering an account or posting in a discussion on www.sporks-r-us.com.
PLEASE review the following facts about Vladinator:
( and often posts communications between them to make them appear to be more than one person!!! ):