Most federal jobs on the West Coast requires that employees start work early to keep up with the East Coast. If you start work at 9AM, the day is half over on the East Coast. Starting early also avoids the nastiness of the commute.
How in the hell does it take 90 minutes to get ready?
Wake up, take my vitamins and allergy meds, brush my teeth, shave my jowls, take a dump and piss off trolls on Slashdot via iPhone, weigh myself, take a shower, splash Old Spice on, put my clothes on, take care of any last minute errands like making lunch or taking out the trash, and leave.
Welcome to America! Have you check out our flyer on the American Dream? Your options are expensive, more expensive and really expensive. There is a modest lifestyle option that forsakes the American Dream but everyone will resent you for being happy with less.
I get up at 4:30AM to catch the 6AM bus outside of my apartment complex. It takes me 90 minutes to get ready and out the door. Some of us had put our college days behind us and no longer roll out of bed wearing the work clothes from yesterday.
cdreimer is creimer. He has several accounts to accrue mod points and spends them on the drivel his main posts.
I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions — I'll have to double check the number — to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!
That's interesting. The typical Slashdot visitor to my blog spends 3.5 minutes looking at three pages on average. I don't think they're staring at the ads.
And what could anyone possibly blackmail you about?
Small-minded people sometimes think that they can put me into a compromising situation by threatening to expose my "secrets" to the world. Not aware that I've been blogging about my life for the last 20 years. I can easily provide a link for just about everything in my life. By attempting to blackmail me, small-minded people find themselves in a compromising situation. No one wants to be known as a blackmailer.
You're an unimportant, anonymous, irrelevant shlub.
Except for Slashdot. I have the third most recognizable user name on Slashdot. All thanks to my adoring trolls.
Please explain why you feel it necessary to SAY so much personal information about yourself here on Slashdot that it's TRIVIAL to find out everything about you?
When your life is an open book, it makes blackmail attempts impossible. Yes, people tried unsuccessfully to blackmail me. No, I'm not being paranoid.
What information do you imagine was only available about you via your credit report, that you'd assume somebody fraudulently obtained it?
I was asked which two specific street names did I previously lived at in the past. That type of question is typically reserved for verification of credit report information. One of the street names was ONLY available on a credit report because it was related to identity theft.
If you don't like that that information is available about you, you should probably investigate ways of opting out of online services that list & catalog that data.
I'm a bit surprised how widespread my personal information via public records is on third-party websites. That wasn't the case several years ago. Back then you had to visit the government websites to pull my information.
You've told Slashdot where you live yourself - were you trying to intimidate yourself by doing so?
Only in most general terms. I never mentioned the apartment complex by name or the street address.
You told Slashdot about your Uncle "Hive-fucker" Reimer. You've told Slashdot about your mother's drinking problem, your father's disappointment with you for wanting to pursue a less "manly" career.
But I never mentioned their names.
You've told Slashdot about your years of special ed, your failures in college, your struggles with weight loss.
Also in the most general terms. I'm surprised no one tried to pull my college transcripts. But I guess that's harder than getting my credit report.
Given all of that, why the FUCK are you even remotely surprised anybody is going to repeat that information back to you when trolling you?
Because decent human beings don't do that. Of course, trolls are neither decent nor human.
You feed the trolls, and then you complain about their continued existence. What's your diagnosis, exactly?
I'm not being paranoid. Because I don't fit the Fat Cartman stereotype, some people take great offense at my existence. Death threats, fist fights and trolls are what I had to deal with over the years.
You are an intensely annoying person [...]
You would find me less annoying if you and your fellow trolls stopped this six-month campaign against me on Slashdot.
(a) No person, whether or not acting under color of law, shall by force or threat of force, willfully injure, intimidate, interfere with, oppress, or threaten any other person in the free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege secured to him or her by the Constitution or laws of this state or by the Constitution or laws of the United States in whole or in part because of one or more of the actual or perceived characteristics of the victim listed in subdivision (a) of Section 422.55.
I didn't drop dead when I was [10 | 20 | 30 | 40]-years-old. I suspect 50 will come and go without incident, as I'm in better health today than I have been in decades.
Your own apartment complex publishing (public) floorpans of an apartment is intimidating how, exactly?
Because it's implied threat that you know where I live. That I should stop commenting on Slashdot before something bad happens. Under the law, it's called INTIMIDATION.
On a related note, don't bother sending any "packages" to my apartment. The ~30 suspicious packages I get each year are sent back unopened.
I wrote, "Every photo I've seen of you shows a too-small t-shirt stretched to just short of its tearing point over a mound of doughy flesh, hairy man tits, and rolls of greasy back fat that bulge out around your arms." How is that a "stereotype"?
You're projecting on to my pictures what you think is a fat person. I wear 2XL t-shirt and Large gym shorts comfortably, nothing is "just short of its tearing point". What makes you think I have "hairy man tits" and "greasy back fat" when I'm wearing a t-shirt that exposes neither?
Once creimer starts rolling, his inertia can be very dangerous.
Slashdot Mirror
[...] is coming in very early.
Most federal jobs on the West Coast requires that employees start work early to keep up with the East Coast. If you start work at 9AM, the day is half over on the East Coast. Starting early also avoids the nastiness of the commute.
How in the hell does it take 90 minutes to get ready?
Wake up, take my vitamins and allergy meds, brush my teeth, shave my jowls, take a dump and piss off trolls on Slashdot via iPhone, weigh myself, take a shower, splash Old Spice on, put my clothes on, take care of any last minute errands like making lunch or taking out the trash, and leave.
Squeezing into a shirt the size of a pup tent that's still too small is probably what takes so long.
I'm thinking about making a video with my regular 2XL shirt size and the 6XL that everyone thinks I should wear. Should I get the "I Shoot People" shirt or the "I'm Fat Let's Party" shirt?
I'm leaning towards the former to piss off the troll who falsely accuses me of threatening to shoot him.
Welcome to America! Have you check out our flyer on the American Dream? Your options are expensive, more expensive and really expensive. There is a modest lifestyle option that forsakes the American Dream but everyone will resent you for being happy with less.
I get up at 4:30AM to catch the 6AM bus outside of my apartment complex. It takes me 90 minutes to get ready and out the door. Some of us had put our college days behind us and no longer roll out of bed wearing the work clothes from yesterday.
It's someone having fun with our resident fat guy creimer.
Nope. Resident fat guy is having fun with everyone else.
cdreimer is creimer. He has several accounts to accrue mod points and spends them on the drivel his main posts.
I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions — I'll have to double check the number — to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!
You are a terrible, awful, skill-less writer.
That's interesting. The typical Slashdot visitor to my blog spends 3.5 minutes looking at three pages on average. I don't think they're staring at the ads.
And what could anyone possibly blackmail you about?
Small-minded people sometimes think that they can put me into a compromising situation by threatening to expose my "secrets" to the world. Not aware that I've been blogging about my life for the last 20 years. I can easily provide a link for just about everything in my life. By attempting to blackmail me, small-minded people find themselves in a compromising situation. No one wants to be known as a blackmailer.
You're an unimportant, anonymous, irrelevant shlub.
Except for Slashdot. I have the third most recognizable user name on Slashdot. All thanks to my adoring trolls.
Please explain why you feel it necessary to SAY so much personal information about yourself here on Slashdot that it's TRIVIAL to find out everything about you?
When your life is an open book, it makes blackmail attempts impossible. Yes, people tried unsuccessfully to blackmail me. No, I'm not being paranoid.
There's a book on my reading list that I haven't read yet (pay attention, trolls), about the history of shipping containers: "Ninety Percent of Everything: Inside Shipping, the Invisible Industry That Puts Clothes on Your Back, Gas in Your Car, and Food on Your Plate" by Rose George. The New York Times gave it a good review when it first came out, mentioning that the author traveled on a Maersk ship to research the book.
What information do you imagine was only available about you via your credit report, that you'd assume somebody fraudulently obtained it?
I was asked which two specific street names did I previously lived at in the past. That type of question is typically reserved for verification of credit report information. One of the street names was ONLY available on a credit report because it was related to identity theft.
If you don't like that that information is available about you, you should probably investigate ways of opting out of online services that list & catalog that data.
I'm a bit surprised how widespread my personal information via public records is on third-party websites. That wasn't the case several years ago. Back then you had to visit the government websites to pull my information.
You've told Slashdot where you live yourself - were you trying to intimidate yourself by doing so?
Only in most general terms. I never mentioned the apartment complex by name or the street address.
You told Slashdot about your Uncle "Hive-fucker" Reimer. You've told Slashdot about your mother's drinking problem, your father's disappointment with you for wanting to pursue a less "manly" career.
But I never mentioned their names.
You've told Slashdot about your years of special ed, your failures in college, your struggles with weight loss.
Also in the most general terms. I'm surprised no one tried to pull my college transcripts. But I guess that's harder than getting my credit report.
Given all of that, why the FUCK are you even remotely surprised anybody is going to repeat that information back to you when trolling you?
Because decent human beings don't do that. Of course, trolls are neither decent nor human.
You feed the trolls, and then you complain about their continued existence. What's your diagnosis, exactly?
Content creator. ;)
Simply stating public information about you is not a threat.
Please explain why you find it necessary to search out public information about me and then re-post it here on Slashdot?
The paranoid interpretations [...]
I'm not being paranoid. Because I don't fit the Fat Cartman stereotype, some people take great offense at my existence. Death threats, fist fights and trolls are what I had to deal with over the years.
You are an intensely annoying person [...]
You would find me less annoying if you and your fellow trolls stopped this six-month campaign against me on Slashdot.
Under California law, making criminal threats [...]
What part of the law. By doxing me on Slashdot, you're interfering with my constitutional right to express my opinion.
http://codes.findlaw.com/ca/penal-code/pen-sect-422-6.html
(a) No person, whether or not acting under color of law, shall by force or threat of force, willfully injure, intimidate, interfere with, oppress, or threaten any other person in the free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege secured to him or her by the Constitution or laws of this state or by the Constitution or laws of the United States in whole or in part because of one or more of the actual or perceived characteristics of the victim listed in subdivision (a) of Section 422.55.
Because everyday of your life on slashdot will now be spent battling trolls.
You must be new around here.
Maybe they're on to something?
I didn't drop dead when I was [10 | 20 | 30 | 40]-years-old. I suspect 50 will come and go without incident, as I'm in better health today than I have been in decades.
Your own apartment complex publishing (public) floorpans of an apartment is intimidating how, exactly?
Because it's implied threat that you know where I live. That I should stop commenting on Slashdot before something bad happens. Under the law, it's called INTIMIDATION.
On a related note, don't bother sending any "packages" to my apartment. The ~30 suspicious packages I get each year are sent back unopened.
Christopher Dale Reimer
Another failed attempt at INTIMIDATION. You think you're the first asshat to try this?
No, no... We are SEEING a fat person.
No. You're seeing Fat Cartman.
http://www.punjabigraphics.com/images/17/fat-ass-south-park.jpg
Yes, which explains the four inch wide band cutting into your flesh.
Thank you for acknowledging that I wear gym shorts and not a corset or girdle.
You're 47 and have no money for epilation or skin care?
Still clinging to that stereotype. How pathetic.
I'm older than he is, I work out in the morning, and it energizes me! I can't fall asleep after my workout.
I haven't taken a nap all week. Probably because the weather has cooled down and I'm too busy working.
creimer's headed for the ER soon...
So I've been told for the last 40+ years.
I hope he isn't going to send a DMCA takedown against his own apartment management...
Keep failing at your repeated attempts of INTIMIDATION.
Public information, is, well, public, fat man.
Your attempts at INTIMIDATION failed. Suck it.
I wrote, "Every photo I've seen of you shows a too-small t-shirt stretched to just short of its tearing point over a mound of doughy flesh, hairy man tits, and rolls of greasy back fat that bulge out around your arms." How is that a "stereotype"?
You're projecting on to my pictures what you think is a fat person. I wear 2XL t-shirt and Large gym shorts comfortably, nothing is "just short of its tearing point". What makes you think I have "hairy man tits" and "greasy back fat" when I'm wearing a t-shirt that exposes neither?
Once creimer starts rolling, his inertia can be very dangerous.
Again with the stereotype!