Well the good news is people now see you as a troll and the new APK and are down modding you for it. Good show.
Except that I still get up voted more than I get down voted by the end of the day. You can accuse me of being a troll and/or calling me the new APK, but that doesn't change the fact that I have excellent karma.
Oh no, right, Charles "took a bucket of lard" to go have sex with a knothole.
Except Charles is my paternal grandmother's second husband. They got married in their 60's, IIRC. I'm sure someone can pull their marriage license to verify. At that age, you don't get marry for sex. It's physical impossibility that Charles raped a tree, raped me or my mother watching me be raped. This is just more shit made up on Slashdot.
Never was butt hurt about it - but I do find it remarkable how few things you actually have to *say* for someone who dreams of being a storyteller.
I don't dream, I am a storyteller. But what makes you think that Slashdot is a platform for telling stories? Last time I checked, it was non-fiction (or creative non-fiction, based on some of the shit that gets made up about me).
It's like you have 8 stories in your head, total, and you just keep trotting out variations on them every few days to remind us you're still alive.
I still got the daily average for click through even though I didn't post any new links on Saturday and Sunday. The majority of "no sale" days are outside of the 10th to 25th timeframe.
Yeah, I remember that too! It was fucking stupid then, and it's fucking stupid today. Stop trying to pass off your content-free idiocy as "just a joke, that nobody gets."
Still butt hurt about that? Get some Monkey Butt powder.
Here's a safe bet: If nobody got the joke, then your joke wasn't fucking funny.
Did you read the other comments? Some people did. Not sure what the mods were thinking, however.
My nephew worked for one of the mortgage companies that was so instrumental to the economy going bust prior to the Great Recession. He routinely handled paperwork for $1M or less in mortgages, like so many of his coworkers. However, there was an older gentlemen who sat at his desk and read The Wall Street Journal all day long. The paperwork he handled once or twice a month was for $10M+ in mortgages.
I keep seeing comments about $7 per hour but I don't see where that number came from in the summary or article. (My skinny vanilla latte probably haven't kicked in yet.) Federal minimum wage is $7.25. California minimum wage is $10. Silicon Valley minimum wage is $10 to $14.
My parents gave me a $250 gift each Christmas. Took five years to acquire a complete Commodore 64 system (C64, cassette recorder, printer, floppy drive and monitor). Being a "poor" middle class family, according to the seventh grade girls, we couldn't afford an Apple ][ system ($2500) or cable TV to get MTV.
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That Disney might buy Sony's movie studio to get back the rights for Spider-Man.
Well the good news is people now see you as a troll and the new APK and are down modding you for it. Good show.
Except that I still get up voted more than I get down voted by the end of the day. You can accuse me of being a troll and/or calling me the new APK, but that doesn't change the fact that I have excellent karma.
I moved my data off the cloud to my file server at home over a year ago. Much of my data doesn't need to live 24/7 on the Internet.
Fuck off, creimer. Just fuck off.
I would have left a long time ago everyone left me alone. But the dick pics made it personal. I'm here to stay.
Citation, please.
Asking about what street you lived on is a standard credit report verification method.
Oh no, right, Charles "took a bucket of lard" to go have sex with a knothole.
Except Charles is my paternal grandmother's second husband. They got married in their 60's, IIRC. I'm sure someone can pull their marriage license to verify. At that age, you don't get marry for sex. It's physical impossibility that Charles raped a tree, raped me or my mother watching me be raped. This is just more shit made up on Slashdot.
Was that when you lived on Karm Way or Estrade Drive?
Let me guess... you requested my credit report?
Like we needed to know that Charles raped you while Shirley watched.
Citation, please?
Never was butt hurt about it - but I do find it remarkable how few things you actually have to *say* for someone who dreams of being a storyteller.
I don't dream, I am a storyteller. But what makes you think that Slashdot is a platform for telling stories? Last time I checked, it was non-fiction (or creative non-fiction, based on some of the shit that gets made up about me).
It's like you have 8 stories in your head, total, and you just keep trotting out variations on them every few days to remind us you're still alive.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Seven_Basic_Plots
But then, you are creimer, and we do expect very little from you.
Fortunately, I don't live by your low expectations.
So that's a "Yes, I failed to make my numbers"?
I still got the daily average for click through even though I didn't post any new links on Saturday and Sunday. The majority of "no sale" days are outside of the 10th to 25th timeframe.
He thinks getting an associate degree from a community college is a significant academic achievement.
It is when you skip high school. It took me two years to get a high school education and then two years to complete the associate degree.
Yeah, I remember that too! It was fucking stupid then, and it's fucking stupid today. Stop trying to pass off your content-free idiocy as "just a joke, that nobody gets."
Still butt hurt about that? Get some Monkey Butt powder.
Here's a safe bet: If nobody got the joke, then your joke wasn't fucking funny.
Did you read the other comments? Some people did. Not sure what the mods were thinking, however.
Only if you don't bother to read the summary correctly or you are deliberately obfuscating: [...]
WOOOSH!
Somebody please mod down the totally idiotic comment from creimer.
Or at least mod it up for the right reason. Insightful and informative for something that should be modded as funny?
My nephew worked for one of the mortgage companies that was so instrumental to the economy going bust prior to the Great Recession. He routinely handled paperwork for $1M or less in mortgages, like so many of his coworkers. However, there was an older gentlemen who sat at his desk and read The Wall Street Journal all day long. The paperwork he handled once or twice a month was for $10M+ in mortgages.
You need 20+ years of experience to run a telescope that came out recently.
I see this a lot in the United States where a lot of people are rich but then you have crumbling infrastructure and a huge vagrant population.
FTFY - It's just not a California problem.
If I was interested, I'd make sure to look up the book myself.
That's you. Everyone else clicked 6,400 times over the last four months.
You're just giving ammunition to the dickheads following you around.
As if they need my help to bitch about me.
I keep seeing comments about $7 per hour but I don't see where that number came from in the summary or article. (My skinny vanilla latte probably haven't kicked in yet.) Federal minimum wage is $7.25. California minimum wage is $10. Silicon Valley minimum wage is $10 to $14.
We don't really care why you took the weekend off, we're just grateful that you did.
I was pleased that my trolls behaved themselves in my absence. Or maybe they took the weekend off as well.
People also have credit cards...
Amazon doesn't provide that kind of data.
you are wrong, coming up with silly conclusions based off too little evidence.
I based this on two months of Amazon purchases made from Slashdot. Most purchases were made in the middle of the month.
Most people here aren't living paycheck to paycheck, of course.
It's only a coincidence that most people spend money from the 10th to the 25th of each month.
My first-gen iPod Touch lasted eight years before the batteries died.
LOL didn't make your numbers, huh creimer?
You mean the weekend after everyone paid the rent or mortgage, and are too broke to buy anything at Amazon? That's why I took the weekend off.
My parents gave me a $250 gift each Christmas. Took five years to acquire a complete Commodore 64 system (C64, cassette recorder, printer, floppy drive and monitor). Being a "poor" middle class family, according to the seventh grade girls, we couldn't afford an Apple ][ system ($2500) or cable TV to get MTV.