Eli the Computer Guy defines Coffee Money as $300+ per month, Part-Time Job as $1,000+ per month, and Salary as $4,000+ per month. Amazon on Slashdot is bringing in coffee money. If you watch the video, the relevant section is after the 30 minute mark.
So many degrees yet the biggest accomplishment in your life was the time you worked for Google help-desk as a contractor and had to deal with a new grad that couldn't turn a computer on.
Google taught me how to work at light speed, as they were hiring 300+ people per week in Mountain View at the time. This is why I can do eight hours of work in one hour or finish a one-year contract in nine months. I laugh whenever I'm warned that a company has a fast paced environment. Every place since Google ihas been dead slow.
Not sure why you keep harping on this. Your comments don't hurt me, doesn't change what I'm doing or planning to do, and I'll forget about you the moment I hit the submit button.
That means your environment isn't secure, no matter how many bureaucrats say you passed an audit.
There's no such thing as a 100% secured environment. The NSA proved that when a worker printed out a document, put the printout into her purse and walked out the door to give to the press.
A 95% remediation rate means that script kiddies, casual hackers and opportunists will be prevented from breaching the system. A determined hacker will always find a way to breach the network.
1a) A four year degree + 3 years (4500 hours) of project management experience.
Which does apply to me.
1b) A high school diploma and/or Associate's degree + 5 years (7500 hours) of project management experience.
The sticking point is the 7,500 hours of project management. As a lead video game tester (2001-04), I was responsible for ten projects over a three year period. But I didn't pursue project management at that time because I could get an associate degree in computer programming for FREE on a $3,000 tax credit. So I'm restarting the clock for project management experience. My next job or the job after that one will have to be project management oriented in order to fulfill that requirement.
All they mean is that the person had some spare time & money, and felt like doing something easy.
The project management certificate (35 hours of education) is a prerequisite for the Project Management Professional certification. The other prerequisites are a secondary degree and 7,500 hours of project experience. There's nothing easy about pursuing this certification.
Since most of your trash links are for books, let's assume you make the standard 4.5% rate for physical books, that means that over 4 months, you took in 65 dollars a month, on average.
Out of 289 items shipped, only 20 items were books and the total commissions for those came to $10.59.
Stop telling us how you're making such great money when it's trivially easy to fact-check your bullshit.
You accounted for two cups of coffee. What about the rest?
Not the infosec certificate you've been crowing about for at LEAST the last 3 years?
Still on my to do list. Thanks for the reminder.
Any tool with money to spend can get a certificate.
The project management certificate is from the University of California, Santa Cruz, extension in Silicon Valley. It costs $6,000 to take. These are known as professional development courses.
Never get a master's. Never ever ever. You might as well spend your money on a gun and shoot yourself in the head.
A former college roommate who graduated as an Electrical Engineer in the mid-1990's got his MBA degree after getting laid during the dot com bust. Somehow he ended up in IT Support. He gets mad at me because I make money than him even though I never took out any student loans, don't have a bachelor or master degree, and went into IT Support ten years before he did.
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I have no idea how this supports "Revenue streams stays in the business".
I don't take money out of the business and all revenue streams are reinvested in the business.
I thought it paid for coffee.
Eli the Computer Guy defines Coffee Money as $300+ per month, Part-Time Job as $1,000+ per month, and Salary as $4,000+ per month. Amazon on Slashdot is bringing in coffee money. If you watch the video, the relevant section is after the 30 minute mark.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7TmvLW1qMY
So your "friend" gave you a lift, and that broke the car.
Nope. The car broke down during the work commute over the Santa Cruz mountains. I take the express bus in the opposite direction to Palo Alto.
Then instead of doing the Christian thing and helping him [...]
My advice was to sell the car to Pick-N-Pull for $250 and get a local job.
(with your massive 30 revenue streams and 20% savings)
Revenue streams stays in the business and savings stay in my retirement accounts.
[...] you go begging strangers.
I'm not afraid to ask for help for a friend who needs help.
$2/day isn't enough money to be really worth it.
No links this weekend. Hit my numbers first thing after midnight. Will resume regular posting on Monday.
Slashdot has a lot of click friendly folks. Some even have money to spend.
What? Your bestest palsy Jesus won't be there?
Jesus will be on the other side. Or maybe not.
1) You have a low paying job
Which pays the bills and 20% goes into savings.
2) You are a virgin
Which I'm perfectly fine with.
3) You are overweight
I'm losing a pound per week.
4) You are ugly
Which I'm perfectly fine with.
5) You can't write
And 30+ anthologies later...
6) You're stupid
I went straight from Special Ed to community college, skipping the idiocy of high school.
7) You live in a closet
After my father died and 99% of his stuff got thrown out, I've been tossing out all the clutter in my life. My 475-sqft studio is too big now.
8) Everyone laughs at you
And I laugh with them.
9) No one likes you
Only on Slashdot.
10) You will die alone
Everyone dies alone.
So many degrees yet the biggest accomplishment in your life was the time you worked for Google help-desk as a contractor and had to deal with a new grad that couldn't turn a computer on.
Google taught me how to work at light speed, as they were hiring 300+ people per week in Mountain View at the time. This is why I can do eight hours of work in one hour or finish a one-year contract in nine months. I laugh whenever I'm warned that a company has a fast paced environment. Every place since Google ihas been dead slow.
You lying, self-deceiving piece of horseshit.
Not sure why you keep harping on this. Your comments don't hurt me, doesn't change what I'm doing or planning to do, and I'll forget about you the moment I hit the submit button.
It seems that Kiyosaki has been thoroughly discredited as a liar and scam artist. Your thoughts?
Like the parables in the Bible, taken with a grain of salt.
Good for you. So what?
I'm just a providing an opportunity for you to be negative about me so you can feel better about being a better human being.
That means your environment isn't secure, no matter how many bureaucrats say you passed an audit.
There's no such thing as a 100% secured environment. The NSA proved that when a worker printed out a document, put the printout into her purse and walked out the door to give to the press.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jun/05/reality-winner-russia-us-election-hack-nsa-leak
A 95% remediation rate means that script kiddies, casual hackers and opportunists will be prevented from breaching the system. A determined hacker will always find a way to breach the network.
1a) A four year degree + 3 years (4500 hours) of project management experience.
Which does apply to me.
1b) A high school diploma and/or Associate's degree + 5 years (7500 hours) of project management experience.
The sticking point is the 7,500 hours of project management. As a lead video game tester (2001-04), I was responsible for ten projects over a three year period. But I didn't pursue project management at that time because I could get an associate degree in computer programming for FREE on a $3,000 tax credit. So I'm restarting the clock for project management experience. My next job or the job after that one will have to be project management oriented in order to fulfill that requirement.
I don't have any degree or any of that crap either and I make 5 times what you do.
Good for you. So what?
Neither has the janitor's.
I know the younger Latino women are hot on the janitorial staff, but you need to control your fixation on them. :P
Ocean of red ink or black ink? I thought publishing was dead.
A bunch of bureaucratic "we checked off the boxes," nonsense, without any real assurance that your environment is actually secured.
I've been through a half-dozen OIG audits without my work being flagged for any issues.
All they mean is that the person had some spare time & money, and felt like doing something easy.
The project management certificate (35 hours of education) is a prerequisite for the Project Management Professional certification. The other prerequisites are a secondary degree and 7,500 hours of project experience. There's nothing easy about pursuing this certification.
https://www.pmi.org/certifications/types/project-management-pmp
Since most of your trash links are for books, let's assume you make the standard 4.5% rate for physical books, that means that over 4 months, you took in 65 dollars a month, on average.
Out of 289 items shipped, only 20 items were books and the total commissions for those came to $10.59.
Stop telling us how you're making such great money when it's trivially easy to fact-check your bullshit.
You accounted for two cups of coffee. What about the rest?
The reason you're getting clicks is because people are ragging on you.
Some of these people bought $6,500 in merchandise from Amazon over the last four months.
OP really means to say that 950 of 1000 boxes are checked on their remediation checklist.
The other 50 are either offline or slated for reimage.
He was so happy he got laid he went out and got an MBA?
He got his BS/MBA degrees after serving in the U.S. Army. Not sure how the Army gets laid.
Not the infosec certificate you've been crowing about for at LEAST the last 3 years?
Still on my to do list. Thanks for the reminder.
Any tool with money to spend can get a certificate.
The project management certificate is from the University of California, Santa Cruz, extension in Silicon Valley. It costs $6,000 to take. These are known as professional development courses.
You should hire creimer to clean out your storage closets [...]
Have some Spam with Bacon for your whine.
Never get a master's. Never ever ever. You might as well spend your money on a gun and shoot yourself in the head.
A former college roommate who graduated as an Electrical Engineer in the mid-1990's got his MBA degree after getting laid during the dot com bust. Somehow he ended up in IT Support. He gets mad at me because I make money than him even though I never took out any student loans, don't have a bachelor or master degree, and went into IT Support ten years before he did.