Until you guys can explain the punch line in this joke - with ANY degree of clarity, you're all just foaming at the mouth and are lost in your own delusions - just as most believers in evolution are. Seriously, just how much of a leap of faith is that?
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One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.
The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."
God listened very patiently and kindly to the man and after the scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this, let's say we have a man making contest." To which the scientist
replied, "OK, great!"
But God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."
The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God just looked at him and said, "Oh no. You go get your own dirt!"
I hope, for your all of you , that the last "Oh my God" you utter, is not when you discover the awesome and yet terrible truth.
No takers? Come guys, I would have expected at least 1 comment. This is where the entire "big bang" concept (mass /energy) falls flat on it's face.
Plenty of interesting issues regarding this. Take a read here http://www.answersingenesis.org/docs2002/0809_cdk_ davies.asp
One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost." God listened very patiently and kindly to the man and after the scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this, let's say we have a man making contest." To which the scientist replied, "OK, great!" But God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam." The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God just looked at him and said, "Oh no. You go get your own dirt!"
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